Reunited and it feels so good: Real World Vegas
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, May 31st, 2007

Finally something new from the Real World series, this Reunited: Real World Vegas is certain to entertain. Needless to say I’ll be watching with Tivo fully locked in. One thing I didn’t like was the appearance of Irulan who was just fantabulous on the original RW Vegas show…

She looks, well, I don’t know, [...]


Miss USA takes a tumble…still fine.
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

Yo, this isn’t really newsworthy, but nothing motivates our staff like some attractive chicks. And this fall by our very own Miss USA, Rachel Smith, is no exception. Peep it.

I’m not sure what’s more hilarious — the fall itself or that smooth recovery super smile with that Sean da Paul, “Give it Up [...]


Reade Seligmann to World: “This is why I’m hot…”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, May 28th, 2007

One of the most interesting figures in that debacle that was the Duke Lax saga was our main man (Ali G finger snap) Reade Seligmann.

Look, honestly, of all characters involved we kinda acknowledge that Reade got a bad deal.

Dude was on his celly with his lady and at an ATM at the time the skripper [...]


Quincy Jones is the epitome of cool.
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, May 28th, 2007

Has there ever been a cooler, smoother cat than Quincy Jones?

I mean, this cat was pimpin’ h*oes in France back when Ray Charles was playing Jim Crow (yes I got that chronology direct-it-tally from the movie, sue me). Just look at his daughters. All fine. The dude is no joke and now [...]


Moni Love goes too far. Another W flunky
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Hey, usually I keeps my thoughts with my paper and the ladies, but I just had to post on this topic. Today on Capitol Hill, Monica Goodling, a former United States government lawyer and political appointee in the administration of Dubyah had to testify (Eeeeeeye wanna testifyyyy).

(She sure does have some purrty hair…can’t lie)
Chick [...]


Oh Hail Naw!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

I’m not that rock n’ roll dude. I leave that to my man Lake, but I….errrrr…my lady was watching American Idol last night and I saw last seasons favorite (and best seller) Chris Daughtry hit the stage. I mean this man almost (but not quite) made me buy a rock CD and listen [...]

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West Siiiieeede?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

The NBA Draft Lottery occurred tonight with one of the biggest thuds you’ll ever hear or see. Pick #1 goes to Portland(whooopeee!!!), while Pick #2 goes to Seattle? We didn’t get it and neither did either of these cats who upon hearing the news had these facial expressions respectively:

Pan Oden and Kevin Durant [...]

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Thick Britney on her way back!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

Look, a lot of cats out there have been taking shots at Brit.. Well, we, here at Us v. Them, we just won’t take it lying down. Britney is a trailblazer like no other. To us, she’s like Susan B. Anthony, Rosa Parks, Coretta Scott King, Stokely Carmichael, I mean, she’s really [...]


Toss up: Who’s uglier, Oden or the Faun from Pan’s Labyrinth?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

Come on ladies, not even the millions…and millions of $$$ can justify this grill piece

“Got something for your face, f*ck Pro-activ..” Dude, I think Greg Oden took that lovely Cam’ron line a little too literally. This cat looks like half mang, half tree trunk.. And the dude said he wanted to be [...]

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Idol
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, May 21st, 2007

Melinda, you were solid the whole time, why did you get kicked out?

Yeah, I don’t know either….did you ask Ryan?

Still shrugging those shoulders, you don’t know anything do you?

Fine…I tried, you just gonna keep shrugging me off huh? There was only one reason I watched this season anyway….hoping that Sanjaya’s sister, Shyamali Malakar would [...]


Come on Dawg!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, May 14th, 2007

Check out our Update on this story! 
The Atlanta Falcons just can’t win. I’m a big Falcons fan and I really believe that every year is going to be “our year”, but I just can’t take it any more. We’ve hung all our hopes and dreams on Mike Vick and he just can’t stay [...]


Akon is the MAN!!!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, May 11th, 2007

That smile says it all, dudn’t it?
Look, anyone who knows anything about quality journalism knows that we break and report on all the top stories. This particular story, ie, Akon freaking the dog sh*t out of a 14 year old girl…mayne, that was too racy for us. I mean if Trick loves [...]

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Ki Ki gets the peace sign and Water is wet.
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, May 10th, 2007

A not so shocker occurred last night as Lakeisha Jones got axed American Idol.

Hate to say this, but good! First, American Idol can’t look completely like a Source Awards knock-off and let’s just keep it real, 4 contestants, 3 black women and Blake…. A sister had to go. “Keisher” probably should have [...]


Jigga’s New Ride
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

So I’m pushing my luxury whip through the streets and I see a vanity plate with “Jay Z” on it. I’m curious, so I get closer. The Jiggaman is pushing a Chevy Equinox? Is he trying to lay lo? No tints, no Maybach, no Ace of Spades champagne in sight. [...]


He’s still got it!! The Juice is Loose.
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

The Juice is one of my favorite all-time characters. I mean, look at this cat. Dude is like 60, but still pulls chicks tighter than the chick Brady Quinn actually claimed at his debacle of an NFL Draft!

Reportedly this is OJ this Saturday, kicking it out on the town at the Kentucky Derby. [...]

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Guess who’s back?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

FOR MORE CHRISTINA MILIAN CLICK HERE 
First, I’ve been real real busy working on my other job, yes, I’m the Rib King, so I had to make sure I wasn’t doing anything to jeapordize my palatial 40 acre estate or my luxury sleds.. And you know Lakey Lake had to get in the gym to maintain [...]


Still in the League? Double Header…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

LeBron and the Cavs are up on the Nets right now. Still one of two teams (with the Pistons) sweeping the Playoffs right now. Then I had the strangest feeling of deja vu. I know teams play every other night, but I feel like I am watching the same person play two [...]


Uhhhhh, Lake?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, May 7th, 2007

Player, Mark, Nathanial?  You there buddy?  Got your attention?  Good.
NOW CAN YOU FIX THOSE BULLSHITTIN’ ASS LINKS ON THE PAGE?
I’m trying to run a professional site here, you got us lookin’ like amateurs.  Especially that Christina Milian link.  Repost her fine ass, I keep having to scroll down to that thick white babe to get [...]


Still in the League? Part II
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, May 7th, 2007

It happened again. I’m trying to have a good time, watching the Suns v. Spurs, trying to enjoy my Sunday afternoon. Great game, great action, and then it happens…4.6 ppg, 2.5 assists, and 1.6 rebounds over NINE years? Oh hail naw.

Jacque Vaughn…What the Fu*k are you still doing in the League? [...]


Ursher reportedly puts a horrible chick down, why Gus?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, May 6th, 2007

Word on the streets Usher is wifin’ up some 37 year old chick who is beefing with his moms and already has a kid. Genius. I’mma be polite because I can’t lie, I have been known to enjoy an Usher song or two.

Now see, it’s virtually impossible to be a child star. You see all [...]


Best Rapper Alive? Yeah.
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, May 4th, 2007

This cat Wayne is bringing heat like no other.  “I’m a vegetarian, I only eat beats, wear a lot of carats and I smoke the best greens.”  There is no one out there touching that.  I don’t know why he can’t get this loose on his studio albums, but his freestyles are absolutely unparralelled.
Listen to [...]


Peeeeeeace!!!! Shocker on American Idol
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Yo, an unbelievable development last night on American Idol. Simon and the crew flashed that peace sign to both Chris and Phil.

And while I didn’t need that “he’s my best friend and I’d ‘go home with for him’” rhetoric from Chris/Blake, I did appreciate the way Phil went out.

I mean, nobody ever worked a [...]


This just in!!!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Christina Milian is still bad as shit.
Brock…..after the jump…


Damn Lake…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Thick White women, Allen Iverson and Boxing all in the same day?  The rumors are right, White boys really do work hard.  I’ll have to catch up.  You did hit all of my favorite topics, though.  More from me later.


Still in the League?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Have you ever been watching a game and seen someone on the court who has no damn business in the league. I’m having one right now.

Carrer numbers of 5.3 points, 1 rebound and 2.3 assists per game? What the Fu*k is Shammond Williams still doing in the league? Seriously.


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