Hey, usually I keeps my thoughts with my paper and the ladies, but I just had to post on this topic. Today on Capitol Hill, Monica Goodling, a former United States government lawyer and political appointee in the administration of Dubyah had to testify (Eeeeeeye wanna testifyyyy).

(She sure does have some purrty hair…can’t lie)

Chick was the Director of Public Affairs for the United States Department of Justice, serving under Attorneys General John Ashcroft and Alberto Gonzales. This idiot juuust got out of law school, a trash one at that, in 1999 and now she’s interviewing top level officials in the Department of Justice?!?! I feel safe.

Religious Zealot nitwits protecting my fundamental rights… wonderful.

Ole girl asked wild questions of seasoned attorneys like, “have you ever cheated on your wife?” and “who is your favorite President or Supreme Court Justice?” Beeey-err CHICK, you went to Messiah College and Regent University Law School, two faux schools built off the thievery of televangelists like Falwell and Pat Robertson. You are the last person to be asking ANYONE….ANYTHING about their qualifications other than who’s gonna drop those Freedom Fries into the grease at the Messiah University cafeteria!!!

Siddown, shut-up and take your candy a$s back to whatever backwoods, in-breed community you hail from. Today during her testimony she said:

“Nevertheless, I do acknowledge that I may have gone too far in asking political questions of applicants for career positions. And I may have taken inappropriate considerations into account on some occasions.”

Yeah, ya think? Unless you’re asking this question “paper or plastic” I don’t want to hear anything from you. Now see, I was just giving it up to my thick white women the other day and here you go embarrassing our race.

And though from this picture you may actually have some Thick YT credentials/may in fact be descended from the tribe of Thickney Spears, et al., I still ask you……Put that Cup O Jesus juice down and Please go away(and have a blesseded day of course!)

Get her Bill!

-Lakey the Don