Tiger Woods welcomed his new baby into the world.

Hey Eldrich, you can add as much Silky Headed “Cauc” into your Cablanasian as you want. But your daughter is still gonna be a sister. Cute kid though, hopefully her natural lays down and hold those waves a bit tighter than yours. She definitely [...]

I mean that is crazy. I don’t have anything else to say.
-Brock

The fellas here at Us Versus Them don’t like to make broad generalizations, but when we see trends we like to point them out. I’ve seen a new one and need to bring it to everyone’s attention. Now usually this occurs during the winter, when people are all wrapped up and you can [...]

I know that he is all grown up now…he dropped the “lil”, he was cutting Ciara (clearly he learned something from Jermaine Dupri from the book of “pimpin outside of your league”), and he even almost curses in a few songs. But then I saw this picture:

Now I’ve seen JD in real life. [...]

Supposedly the Right Reverend Jesse Jackson was arrested at a gun shop protest in Chicago on Saturday. I guess the Reb was trying to make a statement about the gun industry’s complicity in the urban violence epidemic. Sure, I can buy that, but what in the hell is he doing cheesing with studio gangster 50 [...]

Mel B: The child is bloody ‘is. He’s a wanka for denying me baby!!
Eddie: I don’t know who baby that iz ‘Murry’. It’s too light, that’s not my hairline and I don’t make no little girls, everybody knows that.
Maury: The results are in! When it comes to [...]

This story barely moves us enough to post on it, but there is something about it that just forces me to comment. We know you heard about this 40 year old North Carolina gym teacher, Brenton Wuchae banging out this 16 year old track athlete, Windy Hagar, which is pretty crazy, right, but not [...]

When I first saw this story, I just knew the byline would be from the south side of Chicago. A baby is born and their parents want to name the child “4Real”. Black people, you know what this feels like, when you hear certain stories, you pray that the people aren’t Black…but sometimes [...]

Look, we talked about this before and we here at U v. T actually liked Reade Seligmann and wished him well at Brown University. If you recall, he said this about his departure to Brown.
“I appreciate the support and loyalty of my teammates and coaches at Duke….I will miss them. I know that they [...]

Is this cat serious? In a bizarre twist, Blinky aka the Po-lice are seeking Adam “Pacman” Jones for questioning in a shooting….AGAIN. Supposedly the Pac Mayne took time off from eating round, pearl-like spheres to give this comment:
“F&ck the Po-lice”
Damn homey, in ‘06 you were the man homey, what the F8ck happened [...]

Slow news this morning, but this was pretty damn funny when I saw it:

I mean if Bill has a suit and some proper man shoes on, he’d look like he is about to drop a pimp slap on somebody. I think this was the Jet/Ebony man of the month pose for 18 months straight [...]

Jurgens, the UvT Sports intern, was fired over the bad intel he gave me on the Cavs actually winning a game in the finals.  I found out he was actually born in Ohio, likes Boobies, and wanted to see more of Eva Longoria courtside, so he was trying to be positive.
 Here are some quick facts he [...]

I was over in the UvT Sports department doing the back up research for my visionary article last week that the Cavs were goners (my research is on my the hell I thought it would be five games, the Spurs should be breaking out the brooms tomorrow) and I come across this: http://yardbarker.com/users/gregoden. The big [...]

Twenty seconds left in a pivotal game three in Cleveland. Cavs are down by three and LeBron James has the ball in his hands. LeBron drives and gets plugged up in the lane and finds a quick outlet for pressure relief. Anderson Varejao. LeBron gives him self some space to get the ball back, looks [...]

Sunday night brought the end of a historic television series, The Sopranos.

We’re not going to spend too much time on this, but the last episode of the Sopranos was just ok and really left more questions than answers. All these clowns out here talking about how perfect it was or that it was “television [...]

Paris back to the clink! Wow.

Our exclusive U v. T reporters on the scene said they heard Paree screaming, “whyyyy, it’s not faaaaaaair” and several expletives not suitable for a high minded news organization like ours to repeat. Let’s just say that it was ugly.. Lauryn Hill said it best:
“You might win some, but you [...]

Yo, this is barely worth my time. Again, it’s like Pac said on Hit em Up… “I don’t even know why I’m on this track” but I just had to make a small comment on this Paris foolishness that’s got the media in a frenzy.

(By the way, those CANNOT be her real breasts)
I guess [...]

I didn’t see too much of the game, but I caught enough. I saw one moment in the third quarter that let me know the game, the series, and the Championship were over.

Tim Duncan smiled. And he didit more than once.
For reference, here is exhibit #1:

This dude has a Championship in one had [...]

According to sources over at ESPNews, Draft day flunky Dr. Quinn medicine woman is reportedly thinking about holding out.

You’ve gotta be kidding me, right? It seems he and his agent are trying to turn back the hands of time and un-ring that Draft Day bell that had him falling faster than that Notre Dame defense [...]

“Her mama got ass too” – Smokey, Friday

We won awards for our insightful piece on this rise of the thick white woman in popular culture. Well now it’s Kim Kardashian’s turn to join the club and in case you think it’s a fluke please look here. It’s pretty crazy when you think that [...]

I know the readers of Us Versus Them come to see the incredibly accurate and insightful thoughts of yours truly, Brock Hardon, and my brother from another color, Lake. I’ve been slacking on my own damn pimpin. But I’m back to deliver the goods.
First of all, I was in the house and [...]

Damn, I’m not here to blow up her spot, because I enjoyed this Umbella song and video so much that I put the joint in the lab and made a discovery… babe can’t dance. Look for yourself.

Wow. Now when was the last time you met anyone — man, woman or child with Caribbean [...]

More evidence that there is a Divine mover of all things in this world, an energy. Call it what you want, Karma, Chi, Gua, finding your Inner Child, your Outer Pimp…all that stuff. As one door closes, another opens. Indeed, in an effort to keep media attention down young Paree hit the [...]

Us Versus Them Sports, citing two anonymous sources, reported Sunday night that Billy D. Munster Jr. Jr. was having second thoughts about coaching the NBA’s Orlando Magic and attempting to return to Gainesville to coach his former team, the Florida Gators.

Donovan agreed to a five-year, $27.5 million contract with the Magic on Thursday, but Us [...]

Alex Rodriguez ended a hard-fought weekend series against the rival Boston Red Sox with a tiebreaking homer in the ninth inning to lift the Yanks over the Sawks 6-5.

 
When asked about the monster solo shot and all the criticism he’s taken of late, A-Rod credited his unconventional preparation in the previous week:
“Truth be told, it [...]