The news is bubbling today about the man-child KG going to the Celtics this summer. 
 
Now I agree that Garnett needs to get out of NBA purgatory up there in Minnesota. (the only place that is worse for a player was when the Grizzlies were in Vancouver…hell even the Grizzlies in Memphis isn’t that much of [...]

Yessssss…..

http://www.usmagazine.com/jessica_alba_breakup
Welcome back Jess.  It’s good to have you back in the game.  Her man was named “Cash Warren”?  That doesn’t even sound like a real name.  I thought Brock Hardon was pushing the envelope but straight Cash homey?  That is a pimp name if I ever heard one.
When we do the Us Versus Them booty [...]

Ronald Michael Mexico Vick pleaded “Not Guilty” today in Richmond, VA when faced with formal Federal Competitive Dog fighting allegations.

Mike was all bitniz with his dark suit and even steven haircut. I guess those cornrows gave off that “yes I smoke the sweet grass, fight my dogs, and bang out unsuspecting babes with regularity” [...]

This is a topic that has been bothering me for quite some time. The Man on Man action between these R&B stars. I mean, what makes Usher and R. Kelly think they can get away with this sh*t? R&B is already teetering on the fringe of utter bitchiness as is, so why [...]

UPDATE:  Check out our latest update of Season 3 of Making the Band 4, “Laurie Ann Returns” HERE

Listen, I was supposed to let me boy Brock lace up the MTB4 updates, but after watching the last show, I just had to say something about the conflict between Diddy and Laurie Ann. You guys know [...]

Deelishis…can I call you Lishi?  As good as anything else.  We need to talk, about this:
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I hear you.  A girl from the D has to stretch out that fame as long as she can.  But damn girl, that right there is turrible.  Those showt shawts ain’t working with with ya, their working against ya.  [...]

Further evidence of (1) why so many people (Maryland fans included, see firegarywilliams.com) believe that Gary Williams sucks as a legitimate elite college basketball coach, and (2) why the University of Muuurland is literally the worst and most embarrassing member of the ACC family.

Forrmer Maryland basketball star Lonny Baxter pleaded guilty (last) Thursday to illegally [...]

“I aint saying Brynn’s a gold-digger, but she don’t want Brady Quinn figures”

Arizona Cardinals Quarterback Matt Leinart and his alleged (by his baby mama) campaign to fashion himself as the “Out of Wedlock Father of the Year” hit a snag recently when his Baby Mama, USC Women’s Basketball player Brynn Cameron, broke ranks, went ahead [...]

You know I hated adding that BS accent on at the end of her name right?  Your name is not Michellé
(allegedly pronounced Michelle-lay) it is Michelle.  But whatever, that is not what I’m here for.  I’m here for this:
 

Beyonce’ takes a header don’t a flight of stairs in Orlando and keeps it rolling.  The man [...]

Update: Check out our post with Kim Kardashian’s Playboy pics HERE!

Again, we don’t need an excuse to post these Kim K pics. For those who don’t know, that Kim Kardashian/Ray J porno was good n terrible. Good because Kim Kardashian’s body is insane, peep it:

Silky smooth and right.
It was terrible, well, because [...]

Dude, usually we leave the Lindsay thing to Perezhilton.com and such, but I just had to comment on this. Not so much because Lindsay is again drinking, chasing middle aged women in parking lots on a suspended license and tooting the white horse like her name was Mrs. Al Gore III. I mean, all that [...]

The self-styled offensive genius and “award winning” author, Charlie Weis, Head Coach at Notre Dame, lost his battle to sue his doctor for malpractice associated with gastric bypass surgery he had in 2002.

After hearing of the jury decision which exonerated both of Charlie’s doctors, Coach Weis said:
“Well, I think our legal team was great. [...]

Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank held a press conference today with his GM, Rich McKay on the Michael Vick situation. All in all, Blank basically showed that he’s done with Mike Vick by throwing homey under the bus. I mean, Blank wanted to make it crystal clear that he did not condone Vick’s [...]

As you can see from the banner up top, my man Lake and I were brought up in the era of classic Mike Tyson.  Back when he would knock a cat out in 90 seconds, when he could get off four or five punches in a second, back when you had to read that blink [...]

Look, as you can see, UvT believes in the tail pieces.

In fact, a large majority of our investigative reporting has been focused exclusively on the USDA approved backside. And we’ve hit you with so many varieties:
1. The original sister tail (Badu <– you remind me of my Jeep baby)
2. The new day, [...]

Look, when this story first broke we had no idea which NBA ref got in over his head with his own illegal gambling and then had to answer to Paulie and Christopher.

But if we had to guess one ref who did have the gambling jones AND was ignant enough to actually throw games for other [...]

NEW ALLISON STOKKE PICS.  She’s at Cal and Looking Great.
You all loved the original Allison Stokke post, so now it’s time for that Reeee, reeee, Reeeeemix.

Everytime I see this chick, it’s like Swish, errrytime we see deez pics it’s like Swish!!! Make a smooth white dude like me, wanna see the Reeeee-MIX! Sorry, I just [...]

Sometimes she looks terrible, like she is barely holding things together.  Then there are other times when she harkens back to turn of the century, hot Britney.
Then there’s this:

Side J’s, thick thighs, azz cheek trying to come around the corner in the back.  I’ll take it.
-Brock

You won’t find bigger Duke Basketball fans anywhere than right here at U v. T. No question, it’s a Commodus situation, with all the passion and ruthlessness that goes along with it. “I would butcher the whole world if you’d only love me”. Peep that scene here where Commodus offs his pops, [...]

With the news of the new Hobbit movie (sans Peter Jackson), I was thinking about the Lord of the Rings movies and noticed something.

Okay, lets break this down…starting from the left. My man Mikey from the Goonies, Rudy himself, Sean Astin has been working since 1981. He’s straight, he’s got a job.
Elijah Wood, [...]

(I-man, your Fro is lookin a lil dry there homey)
Big shocker, Imus wants to come back! I knew he’d come back and be even more popular than he was before, that is until I heard Imus was reportedly looking for a black sidekick for his new radio program which is said to go into [...]

The answer? Neither!!! Just ask No. 1 wide receiver and former Michigan stud Braylon Edwards, “Chaz is our guy”. Hmmm, he can’t be talking about Charlie Frye can he? That same Frye Brady Quinn claimed he was going to come in and supplant as the starting QB for the Cleveland Browns? The generally undistinguished Akron [...]

We just got word that Vick is also being investigated for Cockfighting! Awww Mayne!

I thought some of Vick’s moves on the field looked a little familiar, a little animalistic if you will.

I guess he’s took a page out of Roy Jones, Jr’s book:
“Sucka move I stole from a Gamecock, YALL MUSTA FORGOT!!!!!”

That’s it, dogs is [...]

“Why must Mike be like dat, why can’t Mike fu&k with cats?”

Awwwww, why why why?!?! One of our favorite players on our favorite teams, just got popped for dealling with some stankin, filthy dogs! Indeed, Ron Mexico errr Michael Vick, the cat who was supposed to change the QB position, the guy who [...]

A couple of shots of Kim Kardashian on the beach this weekend for your viewing pleasure.
“The lord is my shepherd, he know what I want” – Bernie Mack as the Rev. in Friday

If Kim Kardashian aint the baddest chick in the game right now, then I don’t know who is..
“Only God, can make it like [...]