Joba the Nut: Yankees rookie reliever suspended 2 games for throwing at Youkilis
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, August 31st, 2007

Not since Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy went into that alley in China town looking for Billy Bear has there been this much buzz about a rough and tough Big Indian. But Joba Chamberlain appears to be the real thing. I fall more on the Red Sox side of the Yankees v. Red [...]

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Is Noelia the Baddest Chick at UvT? YES!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, August 31st, 2007

Ok, there isn’t much going on in the news right now. So I’ll give my people what qualifies as news enough to me and that’s the fact that Puerto Rican pop sensation/sex tape super nova Noelia is still fine.

Truth be told, we need to give her some more shine on this site. So [...]

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Ladies roundup: Good girls, bad girls
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, August 30th, 2007

A few of you have emailed me about Rihanna and her alleged sexual relationship with Transformers star, Shia LeBeouf.

Well, my first statement is that if she was going to go YT, she should have gotten with the baddest white dude of all times….no not Justin Timberlake, ME, Lakey the Don!!! Anyway and let me [...]

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Senator Larry Craig about to come out?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Of the Senate that is… Fellow hypocrites and moralizers within the Republican party are calling for his resignation.

He just stepped down from his committee assignments amid controversy surrounding his solicitation of a sex act from an undercover officer in a Minneapolis Airport bathrooom and word has it from our UvT Miami bureau that he’s [...]

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Leona Helmsley makes it rain on a beeyatch…
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

No question, while Pacman Jones and Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather have been shown to possess a capacity to Make it Rain on dem hizzoes, nobody has yet come close to making it rain on a bitch like the late Leona Helmsley just did.

Indeed, Leona Helmsley left her beloved white Maltese, named Trouble, a $12 million [...]

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Mel B. watch: The hottest baby mama ever
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Dude, is it me or did Mel B. just push Eddie’s baby out 4 and 1/2 months ago?

Since that time she has called him out, got Maury Povich to verify that Eddie IS THE FATHER, got her $$$ from Eddie on the suit tip and supposedly got married to some Bison Dele dude who she [...]


Big Brother 8: What wrong with America’s player?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Big Brother 9 has started!!! Check our new post out HERE! 
OK, it’s pretty easy to joke Eric aka America’s player on Big Brother 8.

(let’s just start with the people’s eyebrow)
After all, he’s goes out of his way to show you that he’s “just a 5 foot 7 inch Jewish boy” whatever that means… I [...]

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“USA-USA-USA” – USA Basketball back on top?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Kobe, LeBron, Melo, Dwight, this is why they’re hot.

Listen, I know it’s relatively inferior competition, but you just have to love what the USA is showing us at the FIBA Americas Championship tournament in Las Vegas. Just like last summer, Carmelo is showing us why he’s one of the most complete players in the [...]

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More than a courtesy flush: GOP Senator Larry Craig propositions an undercover cop
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

Wow… Here we go again.

Tell me if you’ve heard this story before. Dude is a freak and loves to get his homo erotic freak on. Dude is intelligent and charismatic. At some point, dude recognizes that his freakiness isn’t appreciated, but his charisma is and so he rails against what he [...]

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The south shall rise again….?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

Not if Caitlin Upton aka Ms. South Carolina is representative of that state’s best (or even prettiest). Check out how she represented her state in the Miss Teen USA competition when she was asked a question about geography.

Ummm, perhaps if the good people of South Carolina spent more time teaching their children and less [...]

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When hood is good…Keyshia Cole
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

She may be completely hood and she really showed that she had issues on that reality show and after meeting her crazy ass sister and even crazier mom-dukes, I can see why, but something about Keisha Cole, it’s just feels right to a nilla.
Truth be told, there has never been a time when [...]

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Made in China? Watch yo ass…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

Damn China, I remember the good old days when America could get some good cheap toys, grade F dog food, and cheap clothes and sleep well at night. Now, we don’t know what the hell to do. First, you start killing dogs and cats with dysentery or some kind of BS in the [...]

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Mike Vick sets stage for NFL return?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, August 27th, 2007

Michael Vick stood tall today and officially plead guilty to the Federal Dogfighting charges against him.

Then he went to face the media. Mike was very contrite and seemed to be looking toward his future. He even dropped a little reference to Jesus. Nice work. At any rate, he said he needs [...]


Alberto Gonzales hits the bricks…
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, August 27th, 2007

Another W flunky is out of the White House. First Rove, now young Al.

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales finally offered his resignation today, he’ll be leaving on September 17th (ohh, so soon?). I’ll kind of miss the guy. I know it just turned the Republican’s stomachs to have to take up for a [...]


Making the Band 4: Diddy makes the band in the Live Finale
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, August 27th, 2007

CHECK OUT OUT NEW COVERAGE OF MAKING THE BAND 4, Season 2, Episode 1 right HERE.

Alright folks, so he made the damn thing. First let’s run down who actually made the band.
1. Robert

No shocker here. Robert is crazy talented and brings plenty to the table. Nobody with a shred of common [...]

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Curses!…Will Madden Strike Again?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, August 27th, 2007

Madden 2008 launched last week as fanboys struggled to figure out why they spent another $50-$60 on the same game that came out last year. Sure, the rosters are updated, but with your system connected to the internet, you can get the same thing. They’ve taken Tiki off of the Giants, Reggie [...]

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Duke injury woes continue: Down goes McClure
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, August 24th, 2007

Awwww, not again, the curly headed gangsta also known in some circles as the gentlemanly thug, Dave McClure, just had surgery on his knee putting him out of action for 6-8 weeks.

Seriously, Duke just can’t get a break. First Big Brian Zoubek, the would be answer for our deficiencies in the post goes down. [...]

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Big Brother 8 roundup: Jen Johnson is crazy
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, August 24th, 2007

Yes, I watched Big Brother 8 last night and of course wasn’t all that shocked when “the nanny from Los Angeles”, Jen Johnson got voted out of the house.

(that midsection is skrong boy..man, either she does a hell of a lot of crunches or somebody has been dipping into Roger Clemens ‘Roids stash)
Well, we kind [...]

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Crank that Soldier bwoy!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, August 24th, 2007

Sure, we’re late to it, but if you’re a lover of mindless ‘fanger snap’ songs, you’ll enjoy this.

Awwwww, I was with them until they pulled out the heat…lol, F*ck it, I’m still with them. Maximus asked the fundamental question in the gladiator pit, “are you not entertained?”
Yes I was.


Lauryn officially hits rock(s) bottom as Pras credibly disses her
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Remember when a comparison like this, Lauryn Hill v. Jessica Simpson, was laughable in the other direction? Sheeyut.

Well, times, they is a’changin my friends. This is nothing new, but on the rizzeal, can you think of anything in the world that says you’ve hit the absolute bottom of the trash heap like when Pras [...]

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Making the Band 4: Well it’s about damn time!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

As we all ready ourselves for the true finale on Sunday night when Diddy finally picks this band, we have a little treat for all you MTB4 fans out there.
Indeed, someone finally got footage of Laurie Ann Gibson from Making the Band 4 in that ridiculous blue leotard, fishnet, high heel combo. She realllllly [...]

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Shopping Spree. Anybody need a yacht?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Daaaamn Homey. On Live ‘96 you were the maaaaan homey! F*ck happened to you?
Latrell Sprewell, I was wondering what happened to you since you involuntarily retired from the league a few years ago. (By the way, it has got to suck to get to the end of a contract and get straight [...]

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Tom Brady scores again: It’s a boy!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Congrats to Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan on the birth of their new baby.

(now watch that hand there Bridget, after all, that’s how yall got the first one!)
Bridget is said to be doing fine which is somewhat astonishing, after all, she did look like this just a few days ago.

Dude, seriously, we didn’t know what [...]

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Illegal Tender: Hombres en el Barrio
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

John Singleton has finally come back to what works. Boyz in the Hood is still his best movie, so he flipped it and dropped it in Puerto Rico, and now he’s got Illegal Tender. Okay, not quite. Brock got an early sneak peek, and this joint is pretty hot.
Check the Trailer

It’s got [...]

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A Baseball team throws up a football score
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Now I know I said the UvT boys don’t watch much baseball, but we had to call this one out. The Texas Rangers just won a game 30 – 3. That is just ridiculous. They had twenty-nine hits. They would have stopped that game in the third inning if this was [...]

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