Ridiculous Throwback Video
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, September 30th, 2007

Hey, I’m not trying to have the “Throwback Video of the Day” like every other site. But I just happened upon this old classic, Knocking the Boots, by H-Town.

I mean, the song is just so terrible that it ends up being great in so many different ways. Here are a few observations that [...]


Decent Kanye spoof
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, September 30th, 2007

This starts out slow, but it’s a decent little Kanye spoof on SNL.

Ok, that was kind of funny and pretty cool.. but it pales in comparison to this hilarious, REAL clip of ‘Ye wilin out like he aint got an ounce of good sense or home training.

Or this little gem with Kanye sporting a clean [...]


iGallop: Is this for real?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Sunday, September 30th, 2007

So I came across this one surfing the internets this weekend.

Okay fine, let’s just say we went with the premise that riding a horse was an aerobic workout.  Do you really expect us to take the product seriously, when the strippers trainers are wearing cowboy hats in the demo?  And what’s up with the ass [...]


Catfight: Finally a reason to pay attention to Women’s World Cup Soccer
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, September 28th, 2007

The United States Women’s National Soccer Team (WNT) is one of the most successful teams (women’s or men’s) in history.

(Remember this? That wasn’t contrived or anything)
They’ve dominated women’s soccer for years with all kinds of Olympic, World Cup and other international tournament wins. Of course, none of that matters and it never really [...]


Mike Tyson: Crazy Throughout the Years…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, September 28th, 2007

You know Mike Tyson is one of my personal favorite dudes.  He was a killer in his prime and I still think Tyson – Holyfield right before Tyson went to jail would have been one of the greatest fights of all time.  In honor of him being one the verge of going back to jail, [...]


Baseball Sucks: The ‘Is Marc Ecko Famous?’ Edition
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, September 28th, 2007

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate baseball. I just feel utterly and completely meh about it. I could take it or leave it, I can’t watch a whole game on television, I can’t watch SportsCenter when it is only Baseball season. That’s just how I feel. Part of what I [...]


Duke Hoops gets a recruit
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, September 27th, 2007

It was just announced that Duke got a side stone (as opposed to a crown jewel) for their 2008 recruiting class. Olek Czyz, a 6 foot, 7 inch senior power forward from Poland (now balling in Reno, NV) gave his commitment to Coach K and his staff of Wednesday of this week.

Anybody who knows [...]


Mike Vick: Up in Smoke
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, September 27th, 2007

So let me get this right.  At the end of the 2006-2007 season, Michael Vick is a franchise QB in Atlanta.  Living the good life.  Huge bonuses, endorsements, his own shoes.  Producing magical moments that have not been seen in football ever before, like this:

The run when he made two professional players run into each [...]


Halo 3 Midnight Madness: You’re Still Dorks
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

Halo 3 dropped for the XBox 360 last night. I saw yellow Best Buy bag packing fan boys strolling through the streets of New York city last night to rush home and fire up their XBox Live accounts and start slinging anonymous racist insults at each other. Grown men, teenagers, and college students [...]


Milton Bradley Has Got to Feel Like an Idiot
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

We’ve already established that baseball is not one of the highly regarded sports here at Us Versus Them. In fact, I still regard the time between the final buzzer of the NBA Finals and the first whistle in NFL preseason as the “Great Sports Drought” when SportCenter is literally unwatchable. (Although, not as [...]


“Pretty Boy” Floyd on Dancing with the Stars?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

Awww, first we had Oscar rocking the fishnets, now this:

(Yeah, I think Floyd will hit this)
Why oh why is Floyd Mayweather “competing” on Dancing with the Stars? Isn’t he supposed to be training for his fight with Ricky Hatton? Normally I’d call on a celestial power to take track of Floyd’s mind and [...]


More Football rants: Mike Gundy vs Jenni Carlson
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

Man, I LOVE these football coaches. They really get after it. This is some hot shit right here. I mean, this cat is HOT!!!! Mike Gundy, the Oklahoma State Football Coach got after chick sports reporter Jenni Carlson concerning an article she wrote about Quarterback Bobby Reid wherein, among [...]


Virginia Authorities: ‘Stick it to Vick’
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

Now that Miguel Mexico has plead guilty to Federal charges associated with Dog Fighting the Commonwealth of Virginia is moving in to kick Mike Vick while he’s down.

Reports say that Virginia county prosecutors could present charges against Vick to a grand jury as early as this week. What can you say? This case is [...]


Don’t go Dr. Dre
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

Doctor Dre was the latest cat to “retire” from rapping. He said it’s a young man’s game and I’d agree with him if ole boy didn’t come out at the VMAs, making this XXL look like an Extra Medium.

Sheeyut, this cat looks like he’s ready to start at Strong Safety for the Bills.
Well anyway, [...]


Can someone tell me why I’m supposed to hate this dude?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, September 24th, 2007

I’m not saying I like the cat either. I don’t know much about him. But every time someone talks about Iran and their leader, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, short of his criticism of our Middle East policy and our horrible president, I can’t really understand why he’s such a pariah.

(the cat looks pretty soft [...]


Appreciation for Christina Milian Day
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, September 24th, 2007

Oh yes, we just had to do it again. Christina Milian is the kind of babe you just never get tired of.

For some reason, it’s like she’s always looked exactly as you’d want her to look. Always that perfect age (half your age plus 7, thanks to the Hon. Elijah Muhammad for that [...]


Another Sex Tape: Are you a White Stripes fan?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, September 24th, 2007

Me neither.

In fact, I’ve NEVER heard one single song by these cats and I like it that way. At any rate, I guess they had to cancel the rest of their tour because the female drummer, Meg White, has a sex tape out where she’s apparently getting after it.

(hmmm, maybe there is a reason [...]


Whoop that trick: Notre Dame gets worked by Michigan State
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, September 24th, 2007

Though Michigan State did everything in their power to make Notre Dame fans believe they actually might be able to win the game (including a fumble inside their 10 on the kickoff), the inevitable happened.

Indeed, Chuck Weis and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish (by the way as a full errr 1/4 blooded Irishmen, I’m offended [...]


UvT Sports: College Football Roundup
Posted by Brock Hardon | Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

The Michigan Wolverines clipped #10 Penn State this weekend and still didn’t crack the top 25, in fact, they were still 31 with the number of votes they got.  It didn’t help that Appalachian State got clipped by Wolford (wherever the hell that is) this weekend.

It’s alright…crazy…cowbell toting, cape wearing, weird batman hooded, disappointed you [...]


Survivor: China – Chicken gets Fried
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, September 21st, 2007

Survivor is back for the 15th time with Survivor: China.  After a few years of diversity that casted more minorities on the show and actually gave them a shot at forming an alliance and winning, resulting in wins for brotherman Earl Cole in Fiji, and Yul Kwan(not to be confused with Yuuuuueee!, which makes you [...]


Boy vs. Habanero Pepper
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, September 21st, 2007

This cats goes hard, but he doesn’t know how hard he is going…at first.

There are three stages to that joint.  First is the funny stage, where the cat thinks he might just bug his eyes out like Steve-O from Jackass.
Then there is the “what the hell” stage, when he begins to realize he is in [...]


‘Roid Landis gets jacked for his Tour win
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Cyclist Floyd Landis just was just stripped of his Tour De France victory because they found abnormally high amounts of testosterone in his blood stream. What?

I thought cheating was a prerequisite in cycling. While we’re at it, why does anyone care anyway, IT’S CYCLING. I haven’t cared about a damn bike race [...]


There’s something about the Juice
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, September 20th, 2007

You just gotta admit it. There’s something about this dude that you love or even love to hate, but he’s just got that thing.. That it. I can’t quite put my finger on it. Is it the resilience?

If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit…bitch
Maybe it’s the ladies he keeps, for instance, peep [...]


What the hell is wrong with the Red Sox?!?!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Why oh why does this seem to happen every year?

I attended the match-up on Saturday between the Yanks and Sox and the Sox won (Good UvT karma). Since then, all hell has broken loose. There isn’t much you can say about this, but it’s definitely time to hit that panic button with the [...]


This is Why Everyone Shouldn’t Have Access to TV
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Lake hit cats with his McNuggets Rap, and I might have him beat.

Whaaaaaat? Did you see him “make it a dance” half way through? What’s up with the wardrobe changes? And if it is like a mini mall, is there a Starbucks somewhere back behind the entertainment units? A Borders Books near the dinettes? That’s [...]


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