What the celebs rock for Halloween
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

UvT all star Christina Milian gets a B- for this little number.

I see she went ahead and stole Kanye’s lady’s regular footwear for this number.
Vida Guerra looks good in any outfit and ode to the forrest fires gone wild LAFD number is very much appreciated.

Hmmm, finally an angle on Vida that I’m not completely sure [...]


A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, Episode 4 roundup – Crazy!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

If you can’t tell already, I watch a hella lot of tv. That includes my daily diet of sports, reality tv, politics, crime dramas, nonsense, football de telemundo and romantic comedies. Yes, tivo has destroyed my life. Anyway, so I’m watching Tila Tequila on A Shot at Love, LIVE, which is crazy [...]


The Backstreet “men” are back, alright?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

I was bumping around my tivo, just looking for something to watch over a bowl of gumbo (yes, gumbo) and I ran across the Backstreet Boys doing an interview about their upcoming album. Are these cats serious? Ok, I must admit, I’m a little bitter about the Backstreet men. These cats are [...]


Cheerleader gets Trampled
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

This is a case of wrong place at the wrong time:

Wow, she gets blown up!  I like how the legit news station hits her with the remix at the end just like I did on my Tivo the first time I saw it.
Haven’t these cats heard? ”Save the Cheerleader, Save the World“.
I guess this is popular [...]


Halloween: Tricks are the new Treat
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

They must pass out “be a ho” licenses on October 30th of every year, because Halloween has become a matter of “think of a loose theme and get as naked as you can”.  If you have the pleasure of getting onto or near a college campus on Halloween, you know what I’m talking about.  We’re [...]


Bizarre Ride From The Far Side…of Texas!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

Now we all know it is dangerous to pick up hitchhikers, but down in Texas, it isn’t even safe to be a hitchhiker. So here’s how it went down. James Wayne Evans was looking for a ride on the side of the road in some backwoods Texas town when a friendly face felt [...]


“Fashionable” hip hop artists going too far
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 29th, 2007

Is it just me or is Hip Hop completely losing their minds? Seriously, cats are just trying too hard to show me that they’re not like everyone else. That somehow they’re extra Euro Gay but in a “no homo” kind of way.

Look, wearing a cockeyed belt and your make-up less lady rocking a [...]


2007 World Series Champs: Boston Red Sox!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 29th, 2007

Behind the bat of Mike Lowell and pitching of a resurgent Jon Lester the Sox wrapped up their sweep of the Colorado Rockies tonight with a score of 4-3.

(Mike Lowell’s a monster, for him everyday is Halloween)

(Just give me the light…)
Manny Delcarmen gave up a one run homer in the 7th inning, and Okajima gave [...]


Throwback sports video of the Day
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, October 28th, 2007

I’m not so into all this “old school video” of the day nonsense. I mean, it would be fresh if every single blog wasn’t doing it. Anyway, I’m a random cat and I am the official keeper of random information and random shit. With that said, this is by no means random, [...]


Dirty Harry: Prince’s sex tape exposed?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, October 28th, 2007

You all probably heard about the plot to blackmail a member of the Royal family with an alleged sex tape that shows a Royal receiving oral sex and doing cocaine.

(Look at Harry with a handful of tittays)
Let’s just call this one straight, we all know it was Harry. Who else would be banging out [...]


‘Tastefully done’ pics of Kim Kardashian’s naked arse in Playboy
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, October 28th, 2007

“Well, the entire shoot was tastefully done and I had complete artistic control… and the photographer, Buck Naked, went out of his way to make me feel comfortable. It was great to work with those guys. I’m really proud of the shots”.

Isn’t that always what they say in those interviews when they’re promoting [...]


‘Tastefully done’ pics of Kim Kardashian’s naked arse in Playboy
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, October 28th, 2007

“Well, the entire shoot was tastefully done and I had complete artistic control… and the photographer, Buck Naked, went out of his way to make me feel comfortable. It was great to work with those guys. I’m really proud of the shots”.

Isn’t that always what they say in those interviews when they’re promoting [...]


Warm up the bus!!! Sox roll the Rockies…AGAIN!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, October 28th, 2007

“Allow me to reintroduce myself my name is Ja-COOOOOO-Bee”

How nice is Jacoby Ellsbury? How hot is it that he’s out there representing the Navajo Nation to boot? This cat is just he the absolute truth and he’s just a rookie. On a night where the Sox had to play musical chairs with [...]


BoSox bullpen too much for the Rox
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, October 26th, 2007

Things went so well in Game 1 of the World Series that when I was listening to sports talk radio yesterday the hosts and a few callers were quibbling about the way the Sox won. I guess blowouts are somehow not satisfying enough. Sheyut, I love a Duke Basketball blowout. Anyway, some ole [...]


This just aint right…
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, October 26th, 2007

Hey, I know Heidi Klum and Seal are happily married with children and I support it. But something just aint right about this damn picture.

Memo to all biracial couples with children: You just don’t do stuff like this. This kid looks like Carrot top on his way to a minstrel show. It’s [...]


Senator Larry Craig (R) Idaho is still gay…
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, October 26th, 2007

And now his past is coming after him. Meet gay man and half (black bear) about Washington, DC, David Phillips, he’s decided to ahem ‘come out’ and say what he knows about Larry Craig and his underground sexual trysts with men. Only this time it’s not foot positions, drifting fingers, and [...]


UFC has Boxing Beat
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, October 25th, 2007

I’ve been a fight fan for years. Sugar Ray, Haggler, Tommy Hearns, Tyson, Prince Naseem, Sweet P, Ward-Gatti I, II, and III. I watched HBO fights religiously. Fights didn’t sound right without Jim Lampley on the call. Lamps gives you exactly what you need. I don’t know what the hell Harold Lederman does, but they [...]


Drama in Real Life: Dude Calls 911 on Himself!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, October 25th, 2007

We usually cover national news, but sometimes regular people do things that are just too good to pass up. So Us Versus Them fan MRod, owner of this blog was apparently out Saturday night when he got faded on Red Bull and Vodka. When I say he got faded, I mean he [...]


Florida Review Board: It was a good Taze
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, October 25th, 2007

After further review the Us Versus Them Department of Law Enforcement and Corrections has found that the arse whooping, manhandling and especially the Tazing of dat candy ass experienced by the idiot Florida Student was proper, prudent, appreciated, encouraged, and enjoyed…

Oh and the Florida Department of Law Enforcement also held that the incident [...]


Josh Beckett and the Sox make a statement
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, October 25th, 2007

Hey, this game was over before it started. Josh Beckett came out and gave the Colorado Rockies the business.

With this cat going this well, I’m not sure anybody will beat him. And you just gotta love the look on his face. He’s a full on dick and he just doesn’t give a [...]


President Bush Goes to the Dark Side
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, October 25th, 2007

When the Star Wars Prequels came out, we all knew where it was going to end up.  Aniken was going to become Darth Vader, he was going to have twins, Luke and Leia, with Amidala who was going to die in child birth, the Jedi were going to be exterminated, Yoda was going into hiding, [...]


Is Anyone Watching “The Salt-N-Pepa Show”?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

No?

Yeah, I didn’t think so. That shit looks turrible.
-Brock
P.S. – Pepa, when you get work done…

It shouldn’t look like…you know…like you actually got work done. Yikes! I guess we know where your “Surreal Life” money went.
============Update============
Dude, I made the mistake of watching this show one day en route to checking out “Gotti’s [...]


‘War Criminal’ Rice gets red in the face
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

Boy oh boy, she may have looked hardcore when that nutty protester put those wild bloody hands in Secretary of State Cunnilingus Rice’s face, but you just know inside she was shatting her pants.

Memo to Ms. Rye: When someone runs up on you with blood on their hands and shouts out “Iraqi blood is [...]


The World Series starts tonight and Beckett is on the prowl
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

It’s 12:47 PM and I don’t have a ticket to the World Series Game 1 featuring the Colorado Rockies vs. the Boston Red Sox. Don’t worry though, your boy Lakey Magic is still working the angles, painting the corners and if I have to, I’ll reach back and go to my fastball, which of [...]


I Love NY: Tiffany’s believe it or not
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

So I’m watching the third installment of I love New York the ‘nother night and it’s ok. I mean, it was standard issue stuff.

The dude New York called “It” was licking up on her face and some aspiring, not to mention, unfunny comedian cornball white dude who neither she nor any other chick on [...]


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