Christina Aquilera has always just struck me as such a waste. She’s got great talent, good looks, I mean, the chick should really have it all. Too bad talent doesn’t come packaged with good sense.

Just why? I know, I know, motherhood is beautiful. Sure it is, but check out that look [...]

Akon must have made a deal with the devil or something.

Honestly, back in ‘88 if someone told you Alvin would suddenly become thugged out, want to take his art in a new direction and leave the chipmunks and make hit R&B and hip hop smashes would you believe them? Well, that’s all Akon is.. [...]

I mentioned a few posts ago that I have a masters in Assology. It allows me to identify a tight booty from 20 paces. I can see it coming, identify it from any angle. Hell, tell me where a girl was born, her favorite food, and two hobbies and I can take a pretty good [...]

I read this mess on a gossip blog so you know it’s gotta be true (or completely fabricated, oh well). But according to Bossip, Lil Wayne has purchased an engagement ring for Lauren London.

(Crickets) Yeah, right, I don’t know who the hell that is either. She’s the babe who played Turtle’s girlfriend [...]

Oh this is nice. Apparently KMart was giving away a free $10 gift certificate to anyone who got approved for a KMart credit card on Black Friday. Well, their computers glitched and was giving everyone who applied a $4000 credit limit instantly. In Wisconsin this passes for “free money” and people jumped [...]

If you’re a true fan of R&B like I am, then you’ll know what I’m about to post. This right here is just a classic R&B video and an all-time favorite for Lakey the sensitive thug.

How did we get to this you ask? Just think back, it’s 1993 and Gangster Rap is [...]

So I waited for that meaningless game between Tech and IU to end. Clearly that joint was all over except for the crying with 5 minutes to go. Predictably, ESPN still didn’t switch to the Duke game. So they tune in and immediately I feel that old school Duke energy [...]

Daaaaaamn. Now this just ain’t right. Hulk Hogan’s wife rolled out to California a few weeks ago and drops divorce papers on the Hulkster from afar.

Is that like a steel chair attack? What else can Hogan take right now? He son is looking to be heading to jail for street racing [...]

 
Usher just had a baby in the ATL.  Little Usher Raymond V.  (Is Usher a IV?  Who knew?)  I guess this cat is locked in now.  Married in September, kid in November.  That’s hardly ever cool.  I hope Usher has a prenup, but with that kid it almost doesn’t matter now.  Like Kanye said, 18 [...]

Look, if there is one group of cats I don’t fuck with, it’s terrorists/insurgents (yes, I acknowledge they aren’t the same, but just let me be simplistic here) . I mean, let’s face it, pound for pound, those cats are the hardest, wildest and scariest dudes on the planet. Politics aside, I [...]

I don’t know. I guess it’s kind of interesting. I can’t decide if this cat deserves a one day contract with Timbaland, Scott Storch or the Neptunes or just a stiff ass whooping… It’s definitely one or the other.
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I don’t like Bohemian hip hop (anymore), so why am I posting this? [...]

Lake ran down a list of bad chicks last week and Beyonce caused a little controversy. Is she tight all the time? Is she one Popeye’s two piece away? We’ve seen her momma, so we know what the future holds as soon as Beyonce stops dancing all the time. She clearly [...]

I read that every single Duke game would be televised this year but I guess not since that Eastern Kentucky v. Duke game was nowhere to be found last night. At any rate, I was happy to peep the box score and see that Taylor King went out there and got his a little [...]

And the winner is Lake…my man. SPEECH
First of all I want to thank Brock,
he’s got a good squad
still Lake got it locked…Yeeeeeaaaah
LOL
Hey, my main man Brock put up a good fight, but Lake’s boys went ahead and put him away after the Eagles gave Tom Brady (Brock’s QB) and the Pats all they wanted [...]

I generally don’t like to disgust people, but this was one of the biggest WTF moments I’ve ever had.  Apparently some 18 year old chick coughed up the giant hairball pictured below.

That’s a 10 pounder right there.  Old girl had a habit of eating her hair, and at some point it stopped passing through her [...]

I mean dammit, is there a channel on television that I can watch that actually won’t show an ad for Frank TV?  Does anyone actually watch anything other than Atlanta Braves games, Seinfeld and Friends reruns on TBS?  I know, I know he does the impressions of Fox Pregame, he was on Mad TV.  He [...]

The soon to be Mrs. O’Neal has plenty to be thankful for this year.

Shaunie O’Neal’s purported assets were revealed as a result of a court filing on Wednesday. And what did little mama claim she had? After merely five years of marriage and seemingly 5-18 kids she says she’s got:

$450,000 in cash and [...]

“Just like the ones, she used to blow.”
Some of us enjoy some Turkey, some ham… hell, you get your Mac n Cheese on. A little stuffing rounds it out nicely, oh and the cranberry sauce, you gotta go with that, right? Well, not if you’re Amy Winehouse. Now let me preface this [...]

For trying to smuggle two hams out a store in LA.

I think she might have some stuffing in there too.

Awww, isn’t that cute? It’s almost like she’s adjusting a video camera for her sex tape. It seems so nostalgic. Like a throwback pose.

Happy Thanksgiving, save the big piece of Turkey for me.
-Brock

I don’t think Nick Saban should have said that he’s “not going to be the coach of Alabama” and then go and take the job at Alabama.

He shouldn’t be such an arrogant f*ck and blame his players for losing to Louisiana Monroe.

And finally, clearly he shouldn’t have equated 9/11 to the state of his rock [...]

Look, Lake the Don has been busy handling a lil bitniz, but I figured I’d let yall understand a few things about the world we live in because the more things change, the more they stay the same. First off, Kim Kardashian is still smoking hot and she still has plenty of ass for [...]

Can someone explain to me why Larry Johnson is such a fan of Roc-A-Fella?

(LJ, care to explain this?)
I don’t know, maybe it’s just me. But homey is an NFL player, so why is he throwing up the Roc sign whenever he scores a touchdown, why does he alwasy refer to Jay Z as his [...]

I was happy to see the boys in Blue handle their business last night against those Fightin’ Illini en route to a sound 79-66 decision.

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VISITORS: Duke 4-0

TOT-FG 3-PT [...]

Aside from the fact that he’s got a brother named Chad (I never did understand that corny rhyming named twins thing) this cat Brad Womack, the Bachelor, has to go up there as one of the best reality stars ever.

For real dough, you just gotta etch his name in that Reality TV Stanley Cup right [...]

I know this chick hasn’t mattered since about five minutes after she cursed out Diddy, but this is hilarious.  In an effort to stay relevant, Laurie Ann went out last night. 

She looks like she is about to say, “What ‘chu talkin’ bout, Willis?”  For real, look.

That is the exact same look, only I don’t think [...]