This is what Kevin Garnett looked like during Sunday’s game.

But it wasn’t because of a blow he sustained to the dome. Oh no, his eyes started bleeding like this as soon as the Lakers took off the warm up sweats and headed to center court for the opening tip!

And can you blame him? [...]

Despite the fact that this is yet another high-pitched cat doing his best Alvin and the Chipmunks do R&B impression, I must admit, I like this song. Roll the tape.

I don’t know, maybe it’s the way he pronounces the word “ten”. Anyone who says “Tea-ee-in” is relatively cool with me. Additionally, this [...]

I haven’t spoke to Brock about it, but I’m about to put my support for the GOP Presidential nomination behind my main man (finger snap) Mike Huckabee….It’s not because I believe in anything he stands for, no. It’s because of this hot ad I just saw on Youtube. It’s pretty hot.

Doesn’t that just [...]

You already know my opinion on the BCS.  I think the entire thing is completely bogus, and they just made up the matchups that they wanted to see.  They need a playoff system, and the “football” version of March Madness would be great.  All of that being said, I forgot about the worst part of [...]

I hate to say I told yall so, but of course, Lake was right again as the Pats made short work of the New York Giants. Eli put up a nice fight early, but he suddenly remembered that he was who we thought he was in that second half.

Anyway, this post has nothing to [...]

I actually hate this story, but it’s just so wild that I feel like I have to write on it. As I said before, Raz B, formerly of B2K and his brother Ricky Romance (ha) claimed that their manager and cousin Chris Stokes molested them as children.

They even went so far as to say [...]

This cat Mercury Morris has some really hot rhetoric. He’s a hilarious cat and he’s really got those advanced oratory skills to match his natural comedic skill. I’ve been all over the web looking for the video of him undressing the NFL Countdown crew, especially Keyshawn (who I really like on that show [...]

This is barely worth posting on, but I’ve been gone for a minute so I figured I’d just check in. Today I’m in Boston and all you see is Pats gear everywhere. Normally that wouldn’t mean much but in a place where the Red Sox outshine EVERYTHING it’s pretty significant to see all [...]

I love America.  You ask people how they feel about immigration and they are willing to build a wall across the entire Mexican border.  Not the Canadian border mind you, those are nothing more than French speaking white people up there, they must be cool, just the Mexicans…and Haitians…and Cubans who don’t look like Elian [...]

I’ve got a problem.  So I’m rolling through the airport, already pissed I’ve got to roll through that jacked up TSA security take off your shoes, take off your belt, take off your jacket, your watch, your cell phone, take out your laptop, take out your one plastic bag of toothpaste, and whatever the hell [...]

Yo, this might replace Adam Sandler’s “Smoke your marijuanica and drank your gin and tonica, Hanukkah” song as the best alternative Christmas ballad of all time. It’s only a year old, but I think we can all agree that it was pure gold from Lake Arlington Jr. Jr. aka Justin Timberlake and those SNL [...]

When did everyone start saying “Happy Holidays”?  I want to say Merry Christmas, I love Christmas, and I punk out too.  I’m one of those people who can’t tell if someone is Jewish on site.  It is all white people to me.  But this time of the year, I’m thinking about it all the time.  [...]

Man, have I or have I not been talking about the fact that R&B is just an inherently shady enterprise?

I mean, the bottom line is that you’ve got cats who are interpretational, artistic and sensitive crooning with cornrows, wife beaters and an ice grill on their face. I mean, if these cats weren’t doing [...]

“Stop it…stop it, don’t shoot that little mufucka no more…”

It really doesn’t get any better than that. From Arsenio shooting Junior, to that hilarious, “you broke my noise…man,” to “oh really, the only way you going home is shot muthafuckaaaaaaaaah…” It’s just all good. Can someone please let me know what [...]

Ole Rog released a “personal” youtube denial today. It’s so “from the heart,” folksy and completely unscripted, peep it:

Don’t you love the edit job they did? And that wasn’t scripted or anything, sheyut, who am I kidding. The only thing missing from that joint was a teleprompter and an unemployed writer’s union [...]

Now this is just messed up. Check out this story. Damn those cats got caught up. So here’s how this night played out, just like millions of other nights for millions of other dudes. A few Carolina Ballers were out of the club. Boys meet Girls at the club. [...]

I’ll just stick to objective facts here. This is why Maryland Sucks:
1. You’ve got a sweaty Chicken Wing Pimp for a Coach

Gary, put the hoes and chicken wangs down, try recruiting for a change.
2. Your team has a zero percent graduation rate (literally, your scholarship players never graduate…from Maryland)

Stay in school, [...]

It’s holiday time here at Us Versus Them, and Brock thought it was time to give the interns some love.  Lake likes to employ white frat boys and white chicks of questionable morality and a penchant for selecting outfits that leave little to the imagination.  Well, when I spend my money, I do it my [...]

Now see, this is like those people who’s families tell them that they can sing, and end up on American Idol looking like a fool.  He also looks like he is standing in someone’s grandma’s house.  The tree with the gold ribbon?  That cabinet holding dishes no one ever uses?
There are so many things wrong [...]

“Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint”.  Now that’s focus right there.
They got it just right with the revival of Batman as “The Dark Knight”.
Because this:

is a far cry from this:

Nice tie…
and definitely no where close to this:

-Brock

Daaamn homies, in the first half yall were the mans, homies, now seriously, what the fuck happened to us?

Man, that was a tough loss in the garden. It’s hard to knock the effort of the good guys in blue, after all, a bounce here or there and I’d be talking about a gritty win [...]

“…I’m not finished… Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.”
I’m pretty sure the players don’t have the same lust and zeal for Pittsburgh Panther blood that I have and there certainly won’t be any William [...]

This is a soundtrack post. The first thing you need to do is turn up the speakers and let this joint ride out while you read on.

I think I feel the same way about this song that I do about T-Pain. I hate it…I mean I want to hate it (she had dumps [...]

The blogs are blowing up about Jaime Lynn Spears being pregnant. Well, of course she’s pregnant, she’s Jaime Lynn Spears aka Britney Jr. Jr. which means two things, 1. She’s f*cking all the time and 2. She’s country stupid. Remember this?

Brit was showing her the ropes back then and from the look of [...]

After watching a few episodes of Survivor China, I knew there was something about Denise that just wasn’t right.

It all started when she was all too happy to snake James, her supposed ally and friend, when they voted him off with the two immunity idols. Not only was that dirty, but it was stupid [...]