I know, I know, nobody cares…
It’s true, hell, I don’t even care. Still, I just have to say that after last year, it’s refreshing for a Duke squad to be able to drop a nuclear bomb on a team like that. I mean, these cats posted a clean 111 points on those fools [...]
Usually, Lake and I just talk about people who do stupid things. But this time it’s different. Sometimes, people just need help. So in the spirit of the holiday season, Us Versus Them is giving back.
This picture really sums it all up. Timbaland has a major lack of self awareness issue. You know, those people [...]
When I first saw the Asymmetrically thick Angel Lola Luv, I just figured it was a Coco T special. And in all fairness, we’ll give you one “airbrush free”:
And one, “airbrush please”:
Wow. Dude, looking at this, it just makes me want to shut the post down right here. I mean, [...]
So I went ahead and peeped the end of Survivor China tonight.
It was very odd. Usually the people on the show look significantly better once they get all that grime and mud off them, but not this bunch. Almost everyone look bloated and caked-up with make-up on the reunion show. Brock [...]
It’s getting close to that time. The year is coming to a close and of course, we have to go ahead and begin the painstaking task of crowning our people of the year. So please, by all means, send us your nominations for UvT man and woman of the year. It’s a [...]
This is how we run things at UvT actually, but we just keep everyone aggressive. Hell, Terry would probably be a kicker on our staff.
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Very funny. Thanks to Jaber Jawz the dread lock lover out of the BK for this shout out.
- Lake
Yes indeedy, finally realizing that they don’t trust Mormons.
That they hate gays.
And love guns.
The Southern Republicans are finally saying what I’ve said for months, that they need yet another white dude, who talks about Jesus, hunting, low taxes and governing (in that order) for their Presidential candidate.
I mean, isn’t it obvious that Mitt was pro [...]
The finale is here. First things first. DirecTv faded me from the first 15 minutes of the show, so I missed the early recap of the show. I’ll go ahead and assume that not much happened though. I got back in when Jeff was explaining the rules for the reward challenge.
8:18 [...]
Check out Our Survivor China UPDATE on the Finale HERE.
The Survivor Finale is Sunday, and we are down to the final four. Amanda, Todd, Denise and Courtney. Other than the joint where I was completely joking and said that Denise was going to be in the finals because she was a damn [...]
UPS announced that it was able to cut costs by changing the way their trucks drove their routes. Sound like a complicated issue with teams of engineers working out algorithms for years? Nah, they solved the problem by only making right turns at intersections. By not waiting at lights idling until traffic [...]
Remember back when Michael Jordan was literally the coolest cat in the world?
Boy, Mike was on back then. Let’s face it, dude made the black high top shoe hot. He had the cut off tee together, the baggy shorts, hell, he even made the forced baldy stylish (and by “forced baldy” I mean, [...]
I’m not much of a crotch shot guy. You won’t see the south of Paris or Britney’s open-faced roast beef sandwhich or even Lindsay’s fire starter on this blog. It’s just not where it’s at. It’s not who we are. With that said, if she wants to keep her naked ass off [...]
I always find it interesting to see where all these hot beats come from. I mean, is Kanye really a “genius” as he’d have you believe or is he basically digging in the crates, finding catchy gem that was already a hit, dropping a basic Grand Master Flash drum beat on top and call [...]
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no, I’m a rocket man (ROCKET MAAAAAAAYNE)
Burning out his fuse up here alone
What a fitting song. “Oh, no, no, no – I’m da Rocket maa-aan.” [...]
And he’s an asshole.
HGH is a hell of a Drug…
How’s that for an asterisk? So all that fake, Barry Bonds outrage can stop anytime now. These media types are so hilarious. They provided the public with all this information about Barry being a jerk, something we would have no way of [...]
Check this interview with Arthur Blank, owner of the Falcons last night when asked to talk about Michael Vick’s opportunity to come back to the Falcons.
Did he say the only thing that could hold him back was Fried Chicken and Fries? Damn, tell us what you really think. I guess watermelon is cool since it [...]
I said I wasn’t going to do this, but uhhhh, this joint is crazy:
I still wasn’t going to do it until I realized the chorus is “Jewwwwwww! Crank that Kosha Boy” Spin the dreidle watch it rooooolllllll.
I’ve seen this before. Right when Katie Couric said “Bling Bling” on the Today show. [...]
Look, this damn Mitchell report on Steroids use in Major League Baseball is a joke.
MLB is trying to sell the public a false bill of goods. Early reports have the Mitchell report “exposing” 60-80 former and current players, a few trainers and a manager or two. So what? When Baseball initially did [...]
Look, I hate to keep harping on this, but I only have one question for you R&B fans, which one is the man in this relationship.
Kind of hard to figure out, right? Do you go with the smooth and confident cat on the left who in the absence of this clown to his right [...]
I know we’ve already questioned Paris Hilton and the very nature of her celebrity. We’ve asked if she was still hot, why she is famous, and how she keeps popping up in the news. We all know she really got famous once that sex tape hit the internet, and I don’t think anyone [...]
I’m sure there are thousands of great drug smuggling stories out there. We’ve got the basics, hiding some yayo in a few crates full of virgin mary statues a la Lost. Get a human pack mule to swallow balloons and hope they don’t die on the way over. You can drop it [...]
People didn’t like Christian Laettner and Christian liked it that way.
Wow… That was pretty gangster, “shoots, scooooooores” was how I remember it on the radio call. He really ripped out the heart of the UK fans and eat it in front of them with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Go Duke
- Lake
I done told you fools about these soft R&B man-on-man duets. I can say the same for this Lil Bow Wow loves Omarion combination, but I think their album cover says it all.
Seriously, if you had no clue who either of these dudes were and you just looked at Omarion’s face in isolation, what [...]
Now see, you start writing assology posts and paying homage to asymmetrical thickness and what do you get? This:
I’m told this is Ashanti’s sister, Not-Ashanti…. Awww, Brock warned us against the perils of the superthick chick, but somehow, everybody out there just didn’t hear him. Listen, you should love your body and [...]
Just when you thought you understood all the asses out there, another one pops right up in your face. We almost forgot the Asymmetrically Thick Chick!
That tail is so stacked that it just started to give up on itself at the bottom. Dude, I want to say that her ass is like Medusa, [...]
