Chris Berman meltdown
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Dude, people are never completely what they seem and I guess that’s just a fact of life, but Chris Berman got AGGRESSIVE with his production people over at ESPN.

Damn, tell em why you mad son.. Tell em why you mad. lol. I still like “Boom”, in fact, I think I like him [...]

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Classic Material: Revenge of the Nerds
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, January 31st, 2008

No need to set this one up. This is just a great movie.

Dude, whoever came up with the sorority name “Omega Moos” is an evil genius. So good. Damn, please note the 80’s use of the blatant stereotyping. Of course, that’s what makes the movie so funny, but it’s still pretty [...]


Michael Beasley is a BEAST
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, January 31st, 2008

It takes a lot of balls to be a freshmen from K-State and make a prediction that you’re going to sweep your rival Kansas, especially when you haven’t beaten them on your OWN home floor since 1984 (literally!). But that’s what Michael Beasley did. Homey said that his Kansas State squad would sweep [...]

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Now I’ve Heard of Method Acting…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, January 31st, 2008

But who is Jamie Foxx trying to channel here?

Adebisi?

Or Tyrone Biggums?

-Brock

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Is Hillary Gonna Get Up With D ‘n Dem?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, January 31st, 2008

That begs the question….D Who?
Deez Nuts! Damn I haven’t done that since ‘96 and I had probably held on too long then. Check this out though:

Now you know that’s not right. Why does she have to be a nutcracker? And with her legs no less. I know Bill doesn’t [...]


LOST is back
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

And no, I’m not talking about Rudy Giuliani’s campaign strategy… The show.

Last season started with the huge reveal of the “Others” chilling in a manicured neighborhood while Jack and Crew lived in tents on the beach. What will happen tonight? Flashback? Flash-forward? I know, I know, I’m the only guy [...]


When keeping it real goes wrong
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

I hate to so blatantly steal Dave Chappelle’s line but I literally couldn’t think of another caption for this wild wedding picture below.

Now before you think you know why this picture is so crazy. Take a bit of a longer look and then read my comments below to see how many of your observations [...]


Rudy Giuliani – Now You Know You Done Fucked Up, Right?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Oh Rudy. You thought you were going to out thinkerate the system with a little trickeration, huh? Well it looks like the joke is on you. I don’t know what political genius lined up your strategy to skip the entire first month of voting, effectively making you disappear from the national scene, [...]

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Making the Band 4, Season 2 Premiere
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

UPDATE:  Check out the Premiere of Season 3, The Tour, of Making the Band 4 HERE

UPDATE: Check out how Diddy hit Robert with that “Bitchassness” label in episode 2 HERE.
So like any true MTB4 fan, I went ahead and tuned into that Making the Band 4, Season two premiere last night.

And even though it [...]


The Worst President Ever delivers last State of the Union address
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

As we officially go into the last year of the worst presidency in the short history of this nation, Americans can at least take some solace in the fact that we won’t have to hear this bumbling clown mangle the English language while he simultaneously mangles all relevant facts in this particular forum.

Dubyah, gave his [...]


“Athlete” May Need to Be Redefined
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

How does an athlete in one of the most competitive leagues in the world do this? Check out Chuck Hayes of the Houston Rockets at the free throw line.

Honestly, that is ridiculous. What does his jump shot look like?
It reminds me of Charles Barkley’s golf swing.

But of course we’re talking about Charles Barkley’s [...]


More smoke and mirrors from Roger Clemens
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

You have to hand it to ole Rog. He has learned from the Bonds and McGwire criticisms that they didn’t confront their accusers on these steroids allegations.

The gotcha, gotcha though is that people still don’t believe Roger so it really doesn’t matter. See, that’s something that Bonds knew from jump. Why try [...]


The New Face of Terror
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, January 28th, 2008

Check out a picture of this recent felon.

William Torres is his name.  Now just looking at the dude, chinstrap beard, stunna hoodie, gym shorts and fuzzy lion slippers.  What do you think he was brought in for?  Doing Whippits in the back of a grocery store?  Slinging weed out of the back of his rare [...]


Flavor of Love 3 is here! Predictions Anyone?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, January 28th, 2008

Ready or not, the Flavor of Love 3 premier is coming to VH1 on February 11, 2008:

I know a lot of you hate this show, but I enjoy it. As such, I’m going to give you my completely superficial rundown of the Flavor of Love 3 girls based solely on their glamor shots and [...]

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We need a congressional hearing on butt implants
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, January 28th, 2008

Forget steroids, what we really need to find out is are these asses really what they proclaim to be. Like many of us, I’ve heard the stories about the butt pads the haters say Kim K rocks. But now this controversy is really heating up. I can’t lie, you really have to [...]


Two words for Maryland fans: DeMarcus Nelson
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, January 28th, 2008

By the time you read this post all the early model compact and sub-compact American cars that Maryland “students” lit on fire “in protest” for Duke’s win should burning out and many of the now detoxed drunken thugs with books should be posting bail.

So that means that Duke must have won, right? Well, yes, [...]

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Survivor: Bring back the hotties
Posted by Brock Hardon | Sunday, January 27th, 2008

Someone on the Survivor production team must be reading Us Versus Them, because not only did the new Survivor bite our style, they also followed our advice. First of all it is called “Fans Versus Favorites” FvF doesn’t ring like UvT, but there is definitely going to be an Us Versus Them element [...]

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Words I Don’t Trust
Posted by Brock Hardon | Sunday, January 27th, 2008

I was thinking the other day that there are words in the English language that I just don’t trust. They never mean anything good and are always trouble. For example, take the word meaty. Yuck. What the hell does that mean? Things that you want to eat are not described [...]


Barack comes up big in South Carolina
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, January 27th, 2008

When it was all said and done the whole thing ended just like most people initially thought it would:  Barack thoroughly thumped Hilly C. and John Edwards in South Carolina.

Ok, maybe people didn’t think Obama would win in such a commanding fashion, but one thing is for sure, all those endorsements by so called black [...]


Showdown In South Carolina
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, January 25th, 2008

This is a must win for Barack.

There really isn’t much to say. Will the black vote come out for Barack or has it been sufficiently splintered by the Reverends for Hire down in good ole South Cak and elsewhere. Will there be a significant white backlash now that race has been interjected so [...]


Classic Material: Michael Corleone
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, January 25th, 2008

This is the best movie ever made, period. Michael Corleone is the best character ever created and this is just the beginning of his rise to power.

Love it.

- Lake

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Duke handles foolishness and Va Tech 81-64
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, January 25th, 2008

I like Virginia Tech. They play hard, have a genuine coach in Seth Greenberg and truthfully have shocked some people since they entered the ACC a few years back. With that said, what the hell was that last night?

It looked like Thug Terp ball in Blacksburg. I mean, why does a team [...]


I want to tell 40 year old LL Cool J to stop
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, January 25th, 2008

But with babes like this dropping it on him at Sundance, it’s kind of hard to justify.

Oh yes, smiles all around. Now dip baby dip, come on and….

dip baby dip, dip baby dip…. Damn, I didn’t think they had that in Utah. Maybe I should take another look at Mitt Romney after all.

LL [...]


Gambling Rudy losing ground in Florida
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, January 25th, 2008

Well, well, well… If it aint ole Rudy Giuliani, “America’s Mayor,” finding himself in a pickle in Florida right about now.

Right, this is a guy with the brilliant plan to not campaign in Iowa, Michigan, Nevada, or South Cackalacky. Who’s his campaign manager, George Castanza, with that “everyone is doing something, I’ll [...]

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Fuck Kelly Tilghman
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, January 24th, 2008

I’ll say it again. Kelly Tilghman should have been fired for her lynch Tiger comment.

I’ve already said why before. Nobody that I know goes to a nice lynching joke over a beer or a bottle of bones farm, ok? Fuck her and fuck the Golf Channel that only gave her that perfunctory [...]

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