I know Hillary is pulling out all the stops for the campaign, but after Barack drops the hot Will.I.Am joint, Hillary comes back with this Latino flavored track.
Is it just me or did they jack that hook from the Dora the Explorer theme song? Also, is it authentic or racist that they had a cat [...]
You know Brady Quinn is one of your favorite guys here at Us Versus Them. By “favorite guy”, I mean favorite guy to ridicule, favorite guy to point out as overrated, favorite guy to watch slide down the draft board, and favorite guy to look up on Google for pictures like this:
Brady can’t throw,
and the [...]
I’m really a sucker for people who take a popular song and do something like this to it.
You’ve got to at least let my man get to “those birthday cakes, they stole the show”.
I still hate T-Pain.
-Brock
Everybody knows that Duke has the horses on the perimeter to challenge any team in the nation.
But to be honest, Duke fans were more than a little concerned when two years in a row our prime Big Man targets, Patrick Patterson and Greg Monroe, decided to play ball elsewhere.
It didn’t help either that our rival, [...]
You know your boy Brock wouldn’t let you down. I promised I was going to the lab to develop my 2008 Assology curriculum and I’m back with Assology 102.
We need to take the lessons to the streets, apply what we’ve learned to the real world. The ladies can throw out some real curveballs [...]
Hey I don’t know how long this is going to be on YouTube, but this joint was crazy back in the day. “How Do You Want It?” already featured K-Ci and Jo Jo of Jodeci, but Pac also made two videos. One was racy, but clean. The other let you know that the entire video [...]
Well Damn, the NBA trade deadline was on its way and people in the West lost their damn mind. Seriously, I haven’t seen people re-up this hard since Avon Barksdale had those packets dropping out of the windows of Baltimore. It all started when Pau Gasol got traded to the surprisingly decent Lakers. [...]
Can someone explain to me why any man would ever get a matching tattoo with a chick (we can just stop the analysis here), even worse, ON HIS NECK?! WTF? Sounds crazy right? Well that’s what they’re saying Chris Brown did with his “Boo” Rihanna. Incidentally, if you’re a man and [...]
I’m sure you all saw the hilarious “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” skit Sarah Silverman did for her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel. Well, Jimmy went ahead and dropped his response the other night after the Oscars. I generally don’t find Jimmy all that funny, though that unnecessary censorship thing he does is pretty good, [...]
And I told yall that Christina Aguilera’s baby aint gonna be right if he’s drinking from these silicone mountains.
That stage right breast piece aint sittin right. Ladies out there considering throwing some D’s on it or even throwing some C’s… just take note that this is not the kind of freak we’re looking for. [...]
Damn, after a great 12 or so games down the stretch, Yao is now out for the SEASON with a broken foot!
And yes, I am a bit uncomfortable with this shot and no I won’t be making any KFC jokes any time soon. Guess what Houston, your season is OVA.. Tough. Look at it [...]
This joint goes without saying. Truly a bedrock song off a top 5 best Hip Hop Album of all-time.
This along with “Check the Rhime” are truly classics.
- Lake
Damn, just when you thought things were going to get civil, Hillary Clinton and company put this picture out.
How fucked up is our culture that a picture like this is automatically understood as a full-on diss? You know Hillary and them were thinking, “ooh, if he had only left that watch at home.” [...]
Can some of you Green Party kooks tell me why this idiot Ralph Nader is running for President again?
Does this guy want the Republicans to win that badly? I mean, what, does Nader sit around and think of different ways he can undermine his own stated political objectives?
“I know, why don’t we espouse a [...]
“Cool Like Dat” was groundbreaking back in my younger years. I mean, whatever it meant to have “it”… These cats had it. They had the smooth chick who could flow, that wacky “bug” theme, chill Asian band, the dreads/twists and just a cool vibe about them that you just wanted to emulate. [...]
When asked what they would say to Nifong if he were in the room, Rae Evans, the mother of indicted player David Evans, says, “I would say with a smile on my face, ‘Mr. Nifong, you’ve picked on the wrong families … and you will pay every day for the rest of your life.‘”
Doesn’t that [...]
Dude, I may be going to hell for this one, but it’s worth it.
Fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Proof positive that trifling, scandalous hizzoes come in all sizes..LITERALLY. haaaa
Jesus!!!
- Low Lake
Somebody has to do something here. Hopefully this public statement from the captain will bear fruit.
“Whatever it is that’s going on that’s keeping us from playing at the level we need to play at, we have to address it and take ownership of what’s going on. We have to hate this. We have to [...]
Or maybe they haven’t.. hey guess what, I don’t give a hot damn either way.
Has there ever been a sport that is more useless than Indy Racing League or “Champ Car”… Listen, before people started bombarding me with news of this merger, I didn’t even know what Champ Car was. I mean, it already [...]
Lord have mercy.
Andre 3000 is a genius.
- Lake
I’ll be straight out with you. When I saw him launch his first single with T-Pain, I knew two things. First, I didn’t trust him. Second, no matter what I think, the song is going to be ridiculously popular.
“Low” is one of those songs that get’s stuck in your head all day. “Shawty had those [...]
I know the woman just had a child, but Xtina Aguilera is really killing cats right now. With normal chicks, I’d say this heat was unintentional, but Ms. Dirty knows exactly what she’s doing.
I mean this J game is stupid right now. Do you see the unintentional side boob she’s working with? I mean this [...]
With all this talk about sex tapes out there, I figured that we should highlight the true king of the international players. His name is Edison Chen.
Talk about a playa from the Himalayas, not only did this cat slay like every single Hong Kong starlet, he got them all on camera giving him hizzead!! [...]
I know that it’s tough to win on the road in the ACC, but, Dammit, Duke shouldn’t be losing two straight to unranked teams. So I’m flipping through my tivo “To Do” list, looking for this Duke game against Miami tonight and I notice that it’s just not there. Aww hells no, is [...]
It’s been rumored since the nude pics of Vanessa first hit the net, but now some internet outlets claim to have possession of a cell phone recorded Vanessa Hudgens Christmas sex tape.
Aww, don’t tell me she went ahead and really rocked those Christmas Boots ala H-Town. Then again, from the look of her expression, [...]
