Lara Flynn Boyle used to be Skeletor’s bride level hot. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t support the human stick figure chick, but she did look pretty fierce in those size double zero suits she used to rock on The Practice with Bobby Donnell. But look at her now.
Man, that aint even right. [...]
What the hell is Aubrey O’Day doing?
What the fuck is this? Didn’t Diddy tell this chick that he was worried about her image after she put her tittays on dubbs and deep fried her grill?
Now Danity Kane is out trying to promote their new album and she’s coming off yet another successful Making the [...]
One thing I’ve been kicking my web developer in the arse for is this multimedia extravaganza that I want to bring to our readers. Well the shit aint happened yet, so while I ready my Adidas Campos for dat azz, let me give you the next best thing.
Ok, maybe the next next best thing, [...]
We all know Eliot Spitzer hit a panoply of hoes over the past couple of decades, but now the Feds are linking him to yet another prostitution ring and some are even saying her got personal service from the organization’s ring leader, Kristin “Billie” Davis.
And no, that is not some photoshopped, frosted out picture. That’s [...]
SURPRISE!! Nobody’s favorite rapper Remy Mom is on her way to the big house.
What, you can’t just shoot your friend in front of one of the busiest nightlife sections of NYC and get away with it? What is this world coming to? Again, here is a picture of wild Remy and her [...]
Dude, I can’t imagine anything worse than proposing to a chick in public. Well, yes I can, proposing in public and then getting iced the fuck out. Well, that’s what these two losers got and boy is it funny.
Yo, on the real tip. This cat probably wasn’t even dating this chick. [...]
Val Kilmer is basically a garbage actor. Well, I’m kind of a bullshit movie goer to so we’re even. But I aint never seen the dude in a movie I was all that impressed it. Well, with one HUGE exception: Tombstone. It was just a great movie. My favorite line [...]
Is it just me or is Allison Stokke actually losing that thunder that made us all wonder last year?
Yeah, if she keeps this up, her desire to be “just left alone,” even though the chick has an agent and publicist (allegedly) will be granted. Terrible.
Because even when she’s terrible (even I can admit that her face looks like a mask below), you can still find what you want.
Lordy… Those sunglasses may be smart but those breasts are stupid. I know some of yall told me she wasn’t thick the last time I talked about it and maybe that’s [...]
Listen, I don’t get why so many people hate Tom Cruise.
Personally, I’m thankful for the guy. He’s basically been the quintessential cool white dude role model from day one. Now cats are hating on him because he jumped up on Oprah’s couch?
Yeah, that shit was odd, but so what? So dude is [...]
Dude, that game was painful to watch.
All I can say is whatever criticism all you “Dook Fans” (and by that I mean yall haters who know more about Duke than your own teams) have for us, I won’t quarrell with you. That loss was unacceptable and embarrassing. I can’t believe that we went out like [...]
Growing up I was more of a Transformers guy than a G.I. Joe guy, but there was always one thing I remembered. Whenever it was time to play G.I. Joe out in the woods, everyone wanted to be Snake Eyes.
He dressed in all black, he never said a word, he was a freaking ninja. [...]
Yeah yeah, I know I didn’t post the still shot of the alleged Lindsay Lohan sex tape when it first came out.
I took one look at that cell phone generated picture and just knew it was pretty much garbage.
Oddly enough, I also took one look at the picture and instantly knew it was authentically Lindsay. [...]
LOL… Jeez. This is just so sad for my home state Gobner. Like seriously, I can’t take it anymore. According to Playgirl.com, they’d like to do an All Nude Eliot Spitzer spread with all the fixins. But I know a way to save them the trouble.
Satisfied ladies? OK, now [...]
Oh yeah, all those cats I like to call “Dook Fans,” meaning people who claim to “hate Dook” but actually know more about Duke Basketball than they do their own teams, really thought they had something. Can’t you just imagine watching them as Belmont took the lead? I mean, pure joy and ecstasy [...]
These Bulgarian cats are hilarious. Look at this cat getting his MJ on.
I don’t know what’s worse, this dude’s singing, dancing and overall version of MJ inspired English or the fact that the entire audience was clapping off beat.
Unfortunately, Randy didn’t get that at all, it wasn’t really good for him and he wasn’t [...]
Tax season is coming and when you stack paper like me and Lake you know you need some outside help to make sure things go smoothly. Here at Us Versus Them, we want to make sure you have access to only the finest services available.
Oh damn. Seriously, what the hell are they selling [...]
I didn’t put this up before because of the terrible background commentary and because I was really waiting on the clean video to drop. But the people have spoken and they want to see what ole Ashley Dupree is working with. Well, plenty…
Damn, ya think ole girl would be good at what she [...]
We all know Rihanna’s arse piece has basically been put into that witness protection program. But I can’t lie, these thighs are looking like a Popeye’s dinner special with Red Beans and Rice.
And let’s be clear, that is the perfect angle to just take it all in (go where you want with that). I mean, [...]
When people thought of golf, they used to think of this:
White man, white fans, they’ve even got the American flag flying in the background. Black people were caddies and on the maintenance crew. Well, that’s changed. Here was the scene this weekend.
Oh hell yeah. Mind you, this is after Tiger drained [...]
There will always be a debate about streetball players and if they had the “discipline” to pay organized NBA ball. Enter Skip 2 My Lou. Sure, when he entered the league he signed a string of 10-day contracts, was a bit player off the bench, just worked on the fundamentals. Well, now [...]
This joint is right.
By the way, did you guys peep that Bulgarian Paula? Dammit, I didn’t know the Eastern Block could bring it like that.
- Lake
Hey, I’m one of the most liberal minded, “hoes gotta eat too” type cats you’ll ever meet. I mean, I’m not for these religious freaks running around telling everyone how they should dress, live, or conduct their affairs in the privacy of their own bedrooms. With that said, we got a lot of [...]
Dammit, is it just me or is this chick getting better looking with each released photo? I said it. Incidentally, click this link right HERE for the musical accompaniment to this post, Youz A Ho, Ludacris.
Unless that fool in the back is hiding a G in his Jamz he needs to back up [...]
Hands down, Eddie Murphy is the funniest cat to ever live in my view. Anyway, here is his classic “Not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe” line.
Good stuff.
- Lake
