Man, I guess I have to semi reverse myself on my Roger Clemens rule with regard to “young girl”. Because after looking at this shady eye on that Hulk-a-maniac the rule may be “Nobody go around any young thang, daughter or not”…geez:
I know, I know it’s daughter and dad, it’s summer, it’s wholesome…that is, [...]
But if you pledged and went hard, you might find this a bit humorous.
Alright, like 8 or so readers will ever get that joke, but the rest of you will just be looking at some taped up tittays, so it’s ok. I guess this babe’s name is Amy Smart. Not sure why she’s got [...]
We’ve all been on those cultural vacations or events where we just want to jump in the action. Like, if you go to Brazil during carnival, you just gotta get in there and rock that Capoeira dance, right? Sure, but you never do because inherently you just know that a loss is somewhere [...]
Dude, when I asked the Sex Tape gods for another installment, this isn’t exactly what I was expecting. Jeez. Now even cats who have been dead for 40 years have a sex tape. Perfect.
Now I don’t know how I feel about sex tapes featuring famous men. One famous man tape I [...]
I’ve been saying for years that Roger Clemens 1. was a MAJOR ASS, and 2. got a complete pass on all his bullshit from the fans and media.
Well now all those chickens are finally coming home to roost. Even the largest of the large Roger apologists are running and hiding in their little holes [...]
You had to love the forerunners to the “get hype” hip hop genre. The Head Banger is definitely one of those tracks. Cats with the fake mean mug, barking dogs, work clothes, black timberlands….yeah, it was all there. Can’t you just see a 12 year old DMX bouncing off the walls, skinny [...]
I’ve been fairly disappointed with American Idol this year. Don’t get me wrong, the show has gotten worse and worse each year for about three years in a row now. But at least last year we had some scandals and the terrible ass Sanjaya train wreck to look forward to. This [...]
Ok, honestly, this show isn’t that bad.
Yeah, it’s definitely contrived and a bit unrealistic, but so is Run’s House, right? Only Deion & Pilar have something that Reverend Run just can’t compete with: Pilar Biggers Sanders.
Dammit is Pilar Sanders fine as she wants to be? Yes she is. On the real, people [...]
Brock Hardon isn’t the only one who is taking a keen interest in the R. Kelly sex with a fast ass little girl trial. No sir. In honor of today’s testimony, this raggedly Mutt re-enacted the “money shot” for all of New York City on stand in “young girl” Natalie Portman.
Got Dammit. [...]
Sure, she won her first race on Sunday, but that’s not really what matters, right? I mean if it did, she wouldn’t have been marketing herself as some Tease Mag sex pot all these years while she was losing. Hey, I know I’m hatin’ a lil bit right now, but I just need [...]
Look, I don’t mean to be “that guy” who says that Hillary should just go ahead and quit, because I don’t actually think anyone should have to quit, but on the rizzeal, Hillary should just go ahead and quit.
It’s quite clear that no matter what happens from here on out, that she cannot win.
Nah, that [...]
One of the most terriblest (yep, I said it) shows on TV is Next.
It’s so typical, some random chick comes down the steps, tells you how she likes to raise turtles, mix mayonnaise and Jolly ranchers for her sandwiches or how she once pissed on a guy’s lawn to “impress” him. I mean, is [...]
Maaaayne, this joint is so crazy. I mean, it just aint right. Not on one single solitary level. It’s one of those things you just have to see for yourself. I can’t even call Jesus to take the wheel on this one. In fact, there is no one human being, [...]
Strippers, they are necessary and integral cogs in our society. How else would men get through their relatively meaningless existences without having those completely meaningless conversations with chicks that are actively trying to rob them of their hard earned loot cakes? Anyway, skripping is great for our society. So great, that now everybody and their mama [...]
No matter how many times I see the before and after images of lil Rudy, I’m still impressed.
Who would have thought that our precious little Rudy would have grown up to look like this?
Damn, even young Peter has to stand up and recognize that front game. Anyway, I’m happy for the girl. Because as any [...]
Mayne, I haven’t been this excited since I heard Duke landed Mason Plumlee. Since my little hiatus, I’ve had a number of readers hollering at me: “Lake, you a mufucka, where are the posts?” pretty much sums them up. But then my girl Jabz in DC hit me with this, “Did you hear about Rob [...]
When I was a kid, I watched a hell of a lot of tv (right, I know, shocking). And anyone who remembers early cable knows that for a kid, there just wasn’t much out there to watch. I mean, after you watched the Thundercats, He-Man, She-Rah (no homo), Jem (lo, homo) and GI Joe, there [...]
Of course she did.
It doesn’t excuse it, but clearly Silda knew 1. That Easy E liked to get his freak on and 2. That he was knocking down something other than her for years.
That’s the new word according to sources close to Eliot and Silda Spitzer. I’m not shocked at all. I know that [...]
Yo, when I dropped that She-ra reference in Brock’s post it just made me think of how hot that He-Man cartoon used to be. What a great intro:
The rhetoric associated with that joint was just too good. I especially appreciated those hype background singers.. “He-Mon”. They were nailing it. This cat said that “fabulous powers [...]
Loyal Us Versus them readers know that I am the worlds leading authority on Assology. I really pride myself on knowing what is out there. In my youth, I peeped that girl Six on Blossom and knew she was nothing but the truth. I can spot a tight ass at 30 [...]
Now see, this is what gives us cool white dudes a bad name. Cats just have to learn to stay in their lane, play it cool and you’ll get the best of both worlds as a down ass white dude. This cat, I mean, WOW, this is just fucking deplorable, but HILARIOUS. [...]
After all the joints Weezy F. Baby put out for my enjoyment during the last calendar year, the least I can do is repay him with an immediate purchase of The Carter 3 on the May 13, 2008 release date. I mean, if you’re on that Lil Wayne feed like me, this cat literally [...]
Maaaaayne, I’ve been loving Stacey Dash for DECADES!!! I remember when it was a battle between Stacey, Nia Long and Halle Berry for who could star in the most B grade black comedies of the Mo’ Money, Booty Call and Strictly Business variety.
Can anybody explain to me when this guy was in every single [...]
I’m not looking to pile on Jessica Simpson. After all, it’s fairly clear that enough people hate her at this point, so she definitely doesn’t need Lake sticking yet another foot in that flat ass. But she makes it pretty hard. There was that terrible situation with the pink football jersey (by [...]
I find myself posting on the most random topics lately, but I guess I’m the only cat out here who is shocked and appalled by all these Z-list star and their pregnant pictures.
Ok, I can see why the public would want to see JLo and Rico Suave loving the idea of their new babies, I’m [...]
