This really isn’t news so I’ll give it a few seconds of actual story time until I move on to more worthy pursuits.  But Joakim Noah, the back-to-back NCAA Basketball National Champion and Chicago Bull Forward, just got busted for possession the hippie lettuce and unauthorized public liquor sippin the ‘nother day in Florida.

I know, I know, [...]

Wow, new evidence that the Sex Tape Gods are good.

Remember a few weeks ago when I asked for the gods to bring me a new sex tape? Then remember how I professed my guilty admiration for Shay “Buckeey” Johnson, not once, but twice? Sure you do.

Well, once I came back from my crawfish [...]

Good, now you suckers can concentrate on school errrr your completely credible lawsuits against the same school you have the audacity to play Lacrosse for.  No love.  I laughed when “we” lost.  Go ‘Cuse!!!!  Jerks.
- Lake

I guess when homey said he wanted to make love in that club, he wasn’t bullshittin. Reports claim that Usher Raymond and his crazy/terrible wife, Tamkea “soon not to be” Raymond, have filed for separation.

No kidding. I see young Ursh finally figured out what we’ve all been seeing ever since he sported the [...]

Sometimes you see something that let’s you remember what the days were like before the Vida Guerra and Angel Lola Luv or even Jessica Biel thunder storms were embraced in mainstream popular culture.  Yep, this chick’s ass has that old school “it’s tiny, it’s tooney” sex appeal and I don’t mind admitting that I do [...]

Hey, if there is one thing that’s for certain, it’s that they will continue to produce ridiculously hot babes.  Take this chick for instance, Dollicia Bryan, she’s basically the next Vida Guerra and I’m happy to have made her acquaintance. 

Wow, say what you want about that King, but they bring the heat more often than [...]

I would love to ignore this Ashlee Simpson-Pete Wentz marriage deal, but when you walk by a news stand or look on the internet, it’s like all you see, right? 

I mean, even the dog has that “mufucka PLEEZ” look on his face.  Lol.  He knows shit aint right.  Anyway, why is it that you just [...]

Man, I grew up just knowing that Mike Tyson was the baddest man to ever live.  As such, it’s just hard seeing my man looking like this.

Aww dammit Mike!!  Sugar Free Red Bull homey, SUGAR FREE.  Dude, Mike is a mere mortal now, it completely sucks.  And quietly, though this pic is tragic, that little sheen [...]

Now I know there are all kinds of worthy topics out there.  You’ve got Hillary’s bullshit win in West Vir-tucky last night, the fact that Jeter, Johnny Damon and the human sweat gland, Jason “the Juice” Giambi share a gold thong and hell, I don’t know, those two gay facers squaring off in the increasingly [...]

Or is that the Man of Morehouse?  You all know that Morehouse is the pinnacle of the Black college experience.  They are a proud, proud bunch of men.

You’ve got every kind of brother here.  Bowtie Brother.  Proud sweatshirt Brother.  Dreadlock brother.  Successful business brother…and if I wear this suit I’ll look like a successful business [...]

Dude, maybe it’s just me (it’s not) but has anyone noticed that Ashanti is looking FAN-TABULOUS lately? My word!!! I mean, it’s like every picture of her I see is yet another piece into a tapestry of “GOT DAMN“-ness. So you know I had to ask the question that’s on everyone’s mind: Is Ashanti UvT [...]

This is flat out hilarious.

What’s crazy is that these cats sound eerily similar to my rendition of the song back in the day, only their costumes stick the landing. I just wish they could have done the part with a nearly inaudible, and thus completely accurate, portrayal of a what must have been a completely [...]

There are many reasons The Worst President Ever got reelected, “ignance”, the “religious ‘right”‘, people voting against their own interests, corporations rationally acting in their own interests, election fraud in Ohio, but the following definitely played a role. Peep it:

Wake up suckas! ha.
- Lake

Long about a full month after it even mattered, John Edwards “bravely” came out and endorsed Barack Obama yesterday.

Of course, for Obama this means next to nothing. After all, he won North Carolina without Edwards’ endorsement and at this point it looks like nothing more than a cat literally jumping on the band wagon. [...]

If you’re a Kanye West or Lil Weezy fan (I’m both) this is a veeeery worthy Remix to Lollipop for your listening pleasure.

These cats are going to start to get a liiittle bit too esoteric for me in a sec.

Now, they aren’t there yet, but I can see it going in that direction with the [...]

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It’s not like we didn’t expect this to happen, but the born again beer drankin’, tobaccy chewin’, tractor drivin’, muskrat and raccoon broilin’ man errr wo-man of the people New Day HillBilly C won in West Virginia by HUGE margins today.

It’s funny how some of these pundits are characterizing [...]

I’m not sure why, but I was just sitting around wondering what’s up with good ole Miss Teen South Cack the other day. You remember her, Miss “US Americans”, “The Iraq” and all the rest of the foolishness which proves without a shadow of a doubt exactly how George Bush got reelected.

Anyway, I did [...]

I mean, I don’t consume ANY of Tyler Perry’s media. I’ve never been interested in Madea’s European Vacation or whatever wacky scenario Perry has her in now and I’ve never watched Tyler Perry’s House of Payne. I have, however, seen him on those TNT commercials for the show while I’ve been watching the [...]

Daaayum homey, truly psycho chick Remy Smith aka Remy Mom just got the chin checka of a lifetime in the form of a 8 year bid delivered from Manhattan Supreme Court Judge Uviller.

It’s funny, it’s like the prison gods knew that Foxy was coming out, so Remy had to go in. And then before [...]

I know I’m crazy late but I would be completely remiss if I didn’t comment on Jenna Bush’s wedding (shouts to Will) over the weekend. Now I can’t lie, typically my reaction to those aesthetically unappealing Bush babes looks something like this:

Though I do find that look in Babs’ eye somewhat appealing in this [...]

Mayne, somebody needs to tell Suge Knight that this aint back in the day when he and Pac used to run through the streets, straight “ballin on these marks” with the Boss Players screaming Weessiiieede. Nah, his hard days are pretty much behind him and quite frankly, it shows. Look at homey laid [...]

Well, it aint like Lakey F. Baby didn’t tell yall that Parv was going to win the million dollars…She did.

Anyway, congratulations to Parvati. She was definitely a better choice to win the game over Amanda. Honestly, aside from looking hot in her various outfits that were designed to show off that ridiculously rocking body, I [...]

I was out late last night taking in the DJing skill of Questlove, so I missed my standard Thursday night line-up of Maury Povich (lol), Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites and Lost. So I just now got to see this fool Erik get talked into giving up his individual immunity necklace for no damn reason, [...]

Does it get any better on the R&B Classic tip? Maybe Fire & Desire which might just be the best song ever made. But I dare anyone to find a better moment in R&B than when random dude came in on that second verse with that medium low voice talkin’ about “Never wanted to see [...]

It looks like that Jailhouse diet did Foxy Brown some good.

I don’t know, does Jet have airbrush? Perhaps. Regardless, Fox has never looked better and let’s be clear, it hasn’t always been that way. Isn’t it funny that even in blazer the Ill Na Na still knows how to freak it up? But this time [...]