Remind me to cancel this trip I’m planning for Argentina (and you know this) in favor of that Jamaica No Problem. The dancing alone makes that move a no brainer for me.

LOL… Dude, I’ll never grow tired of a cat hooking up the acrobatic dutty wine (or is it wind? I don’t know) shits, [...]

I promised more on the Mini Me Sex Tape starring Verne “Mini Me” Troyer and Ho trying to get on in Hollywood by any means necessary.

Well, that ho has finally been identified. Meet Mini Me’s ex, 22-year-old aspiring model/actress Ranae Shrider.

LOL. Alright now Mini Me. I can’t hate on that….not at all. [...]

I was bumping around the internet and I peeped this joint. Finally, this was the sign from above I was looking for. Truly a reason for Lakey to hit church. I mean, it’s an O-Mazing video, something everyone should watch.

Now I’ve heard that the lord works in mysterious [...]

Have you ever just seen something that made you cringe.  Like, something that you really have no connection to, but you just see it and wish they’d just round up the people responsible and usher out severe ass whoopins on the spot?  No?  Well, I see shit like that everyday.  Like this dude for instance.  [...]

So I watched the NBA Draft tonight and I just realized how completely inept and awful those New York Knicks are. 

I mean, jeez, they’ve got to be the stupidest organization in all of sports.  No need to belabor the point.  It’s just that I pretty much can’t stand a useless European player, especially when said [...]

I’ve been out of pocket and completely off key as I’ve been preparing to leave Boston. Yep, I know, I know, I’m getting tired of all those Championships. Don’t get too cute with it, I’m really only partial to the Red Sox at this point. Anyway, I’ve been knee deep in movers, [...]

Shaq’s act got old quickly. I mean, I was with my man when his good for nothing, ungrateful wife piece was doing the vida loca with the “personal trainer” but this shit is ridiculous. I guess Shaq was free styling, which by the way is one of those things you should just pledge not to [...]

Look, I know I’m crazy late on this but I just needed to let you know that the Celtics win hasn’t been ALL good in Boston. It’s the classic of Good n Terrible. See… Good:

And just fucking terrible.

No words…

Apparently Marlo didn’t get it either. Oh, but wait, it kinda got worse at [...]

I just got word from my boy Brock that Adam “Pacman” Jones’ two million dollar home is presently in foreclosure.

I actually hate the Pacman Jones bashing because the way I see it, the dude hasn’t ever been convicted of anything and most of these alleged charges are just some unfortunate cats looking to get paid [...]

In light of the smack talking from Rita G. and Dollicia Bryan about Bow Wow, I figured it was only right to reset a classically terrible comeback by the Sporty Thievez. A collection of cats, I might add, that are likely washing lettuce at their local White Castle as we speak as a result [...]

I’m still totally faded right now from the C’s win and the aftermath, but I would be remiss if I didn’t hit up this little tidbit I saw the other day on the net. I guess some video hoez got into a room, talked about the exact topics we all probably expect they speak [...]

Your boy Lake was out in the Streets of Boston Irish jigging and acting a damn fool for the better part of the night.  As a result, I damn near killed myself.  Yall know what’s going on in the world today and if you don’t here’s a rundown:
1.  Big butts
2.  Celts win
3.  R. is still [...]

Sheeit, the most well-rounded man in all of blogging hears that four part harmony of Leonard Bernstein’s classic “Tonight” from the single greatest musical ever, West Side Story, when I think of this Cs v. Lakes Game 6.
“To-niiiiight, to-niiiight, I’ll be in the streets To-niiiight, To-night the cops will beeee on ours assss. Toooo-nye To-night, [...]

I honestly do my best to not just post pictures of chicks up on the site without nary a context or relevance to other news. But I can’t even lie, I’ve been eying this Adriana Lima babe and this shit is just getting out of control. She must be recognized.

Yikes and while I’m [...]

Hey man. I’ve pretty much left these Yankees alone this year. I mean, I know they’ve righted that ship a little bit. I mean, kinda, right? They are above .500 and while they’re literally 5.5 games out of first as I type, they seemed like they were making a little comeback. Don’t worry that they [...]

Holy shit. The Pied Piper is an elusive smooth mufucka! I guess banging out and pissing on a 13 year old is cool in Chi Town!

Dude, let me ask those jurors a question. If that wasn’t R. Kelly and it wasn’t that babe, then who the fuck was it on that tape? I mean, come [...]

All this synthetic talk requires me to bring it back to some wholesome goodness that only the lawd could have made and I’m not talking about “the Hugh Heffner on High” either. lol Meagan Good is a Top 5 UvT talent.

And while I’m not a big fan of this dress, even Lake can [...]

I continue to try and convince my friends that these Republicans are friends of no one, but here’s their latest bullshit tactic to try and dirty up Barack Obama, a mufucka who is objectively better than nearly all of them.

Right, if you can’t beat him, make disrespectful and racist (I know, I know, it’s not [...]

“Call the coroner… there’s gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing.”
- Biggie Smalls talking about the Lakers in the ‘08 NBA Playoffs

Wow, Ray Allen finally remembered that he was Ray Allen and sacked up in a major way to lift the Celtics to a win over the Lakers with some help [...]

Ha, this gets old quickly and there are a bunch of them, but I found it mildly amusing.

Not the ending I was looking for though.
- Lake

I should have posted this long ago.  I mean, when I saw it, I just kept running it back over and over again.  I mean, I’ve seen some silly Reality TV fights, but this was a certified ass whoopin….it was good too.

Say what?  Did yall see that?  WOW.  I mean, you can only look at [...]

If you’re a loyal reader of UvT you know there has been a crazy debate about Kim K’s ass in the comments section.

A self described and admitted ass geller (lol) “Zsa Zsa Cookie” told us that she knows Kardashian’s ass is not real. She further alleges that Kardashian’s dumper is filled up with the [...]

I guess you can’t expect this babe to keep her clothes on, right? Ashley Alexandra Dupree was sunning it up over the weekend on the prestigious Jersey Shore.

Damn, I wonder what that tattoo says, “I fucked a Gobner and the entire State of New York!!”?

Now I’m not sure what a “Buss it Baby” is, but [...]

This dude is too old to understand how much of a fraud he actually is.

What a joke. I mean, there is no way this clown wins on the issues. Of course, with the Republican attack machine, he won’t have to. With that said, even a GOP type can understand how ridiculous McCain [...]

I’ve already been told by my people in the office that this will not be a topic that I should elaborate on too much. So I’ll just go with the “a picture is worth a thousand words” flow. But sadly, it’s Prom season in the hood yall, here we go:

Now see this I [...]