Hey, cats who keep up with the blog know that I just call it like it is on the Reality TV front. I admit it, I watch too much tv and it’s not right. With that said, there’s pretty much something for everyone, and by everyone I mean dudes, on this season of Dancing With [...]
Clearly we all know that there are at least 5 Britney Spears sex tapes out there in circulation, right? Of course there are. You don’t roll around looking all sexed up and coked out without some kind of tape rolling. Well, now we get word that a Euro paparazzo cat named Adnan Ghalib, that she [...]
Folks, now you know we give the people what they want, when they want. But right now, the UvT crew is trying hard to transition to our new site. All things going well, we should be able to roll with the new shit by tomorrow time. Right now, Lakey F. Baby is looking like this:
But [...]
I’m not sure if any of you saw Sarah Palin’s ridiculous act with Katie Couric, but it’s hilarious how perfectly her comments fit in with Ms. Teen South Carolina:
If it wasn’t so scary, it’s be completely hilarious. Here’s the real video:
Wonderful…and you thought we couldn’t find someone dumber than Dubyah to be Pres-o-dent.
- Lake
We all know Jessica Alba is UvT Quality. We all know Jessica Alba just had a baby. We know Lake doesn’t like the pregnant lady shots. As the resident Assologist I have just one question, what happened to that tail piece?
The stomach tightened back up and the J’s are better than ever. Thigh work is [...]
I don’t know if this is safe for work, or not safe for work, or only “technically” safe for work. The sound is probably barely safe for work, but that is what makes it great.
Peep it, but not at work? Maybe at work? It is on youtube so it isn’t fully aggressive, but it if [...]
In fact he just issued his policy statement:
The best part about this picture? My Mom sent it to me. Mama Hardon got jokes.
-Brock
This blog has been suspended.
Unlike the good Senator here, I’m just bullshittin. I just didn’t realize when Lake said he didn’t work on his birthday that “los dias del Arlington“, as it is known in Mexico, was a week-long celebration.
I’ve got something bubbling in the lab right now.
-Brock
In a move that ones of people have been waiting for since seeing Clay Aiken for the first time on American Idol 6 years ago, Clay Aiken finally came out of the closet.
In other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, Lake is hungover, and my stacks are bigger than yours. Oh and by [...]
I know a lot of people here at UvT talk about working out. I hit the gym as much as I can but I might have to go on the Rocky plan from now on. You know running through the mountains and lifting logs, punching sides of beef or something.
Why you ask? Under Armour guy [...]
So on Friday the Fed announced a federal bailout of Wall Street and everyone thought it was a great idea. Then Monday came and a few people thought it might not be such a great idea. Today everyone thought it was a complete shit show. In fact, at this point it is such a joke [...]
This is an old pic of Christina Milian, but I guess she always had it. She was thick even then.
In the heels and on the tippy toes? She knows exactly what she’s doing, and I do too…I appreciate the extra effort. I don’t know why she looks like she took this picture after being abducted [...]
Come on. It’s gotta be. They all share it and they wear those same outfits everyday. And another thing? Although Best Buy pretends they look like this:
You know…geeky, but kinda cool geeky. But in real life they look like this:
and he’s probably one of the better ones. You know there is some level 64 Shaman [...]
The first rule of Us Versus Them is Lake is not allowed in the server room.
OK, I’m lying, the first rule of UvT is no gay shit. The second rule is that we like tail, J’s, politics and sports, but Lake is not allowed in the server room is right up there.
This temporary “refresh” is [...]
Once a season some player puts in some sort of amazing fantasy game. Racking up yards, finding the end zone individually more than most teams do on an average week, I mean just getting loose. LaDainian Tomlinson has done it, Adrian Peterson did it last season. This week?
Ronnie Brown got loose like Angel Lola Luv’s [...]
Whether it’s the completion of Palin’s Road to Nowhere, that would have lead to her Bridge to Nowhere if she had it her way. Or the revelation that John McCain has 13 cars, 9 houses and at least two faces, but still has the audacity to ridicule Barack Obama, a self made man, as being [...]
We’ll probably have to wait another 15 years before Nicole Scherzinger pulls a Stacie Dash and gets fully buck naked in Playboy, but for right now she’s hitting us with full on “Show me what ya working with“.
How do you get into that? She looks like a superhero, only people aren’t supposed to wear clothes [...]
I’m not saying that I’m against reconciliation in a marriage. In fact, I feel like the only reason anyone should get a divorce is if they really have absolutely no possible hope of making things work.
But with that said, it’s a bit different when you’re an athlete or entertainer. Truth be told, those cats don’t [...]
I wasn’t gone for long, but I finally get back to UvT HQ and take a look at how Lake held me down at the end of last week. So I go to see what Lake covered last week, let’s break down the topics:
ass
young ass
beatdown
The American Economic system…which somehow links back to a faux mic [...]
You’d think that at this point, we’d be getting tired of Kim Kardashian’s ass drapped into some new gear.
But you’d be very wrong. Dude, maybe it’s just me, but that hook never gets tired. I mean, in a dress, filling some jeans, up high in some short shorts or down low in some drawls. I’m [...]
Hey, I’m no male chauvinist, but even I’d have to firmly put my foot down if my lady was caught behaving like this.
And no, I don’t care if it’s on stage or not, faux mic checks would make me wonder what was really going on in that tour bus, especially if she had a clean [...]
I know a few cats don’t like my Fake v. Real aka Them v Us posts, but I like a repeated theme. Anyway, so tell me. Is it all hers? (Sorry for this)
AHNT. Lord Jesus, send help fast.
- Brock err Lake (yikes)
Daaaayum son. This damn financial crisis has finally bubbled over to a level I can’t accept. I spoke to my boys today in NYC, both bankers, and neither could guarantee me a spot at TenJune upon my next trip to the city. As such, this was the conclusion I came to with regard to our [...]
It’s very rare that I see something that is so bugged out that I can completely identify with it. This is one of those times. This video just screams out Us Versus Them. I mean, this priest just saw and heard enough of the nonsense and had to take action. Kinda like how I feel [...]
