I know a lot of people here at UvT talk about working out.  I hit the gym as much as I can but I might have to go on the Rocky plan from now on.  You know running through the mountains and lifting logs, punching sides of beef or something.

Why you ask?  Under Armour guy has taken over the gym.

Yup that dude right there.  Hey buddy, no one wants to see all that.  I know they make it tight, but that doesn’t mean you have to wear it tight.  In fact they tell you how to wear it right in the name.  It’s called UNDER ARMOUR you are supposed to wear it up UNDER what ever else you’ve got.  Throw a t-shirt on.  Here’s a novel idea, wear some shorts.  I feel like I’m trapped in a fat version of the damn Tour de France every time I step into the gym, and I can’t take it.

It also means this guy is stalking the locker room…and that is not okay (no gym locker rooms for me anyway, violates Rule #1)  This message isn’t just for fat guys either.  This guy needs to cut this bullshit out too.

No, no, no.  First of all the headband is the most ridiculous looking invention ever…especially when you rock the “receding hairline” positioning that my man here seems to prefer.  Second, with the armband and the wild green earphones, this cat looks like he is auditioning for a spot in Tron 2008, which is to say he looks ridiculous.

You know what it applies to pro athletes too.  I don’t care if you are in shape, it is still terrible.

That means you T.O.  Bottom line, you are wearing tights and leg warmers.  I don’t care how many balls you catch, you look ridiculous.

I know, I know…That’s Unfurr.  You stop and then I stop.  Deal?

-Brock