http://uvtblog.com/2008/09/hey-under-armour-guy-we-need-to-talk/ Brock & Lake take on the world... Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:42:53 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://uvtblog.com/2008/09/hey-under-armour-guy-we-need-to-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-5666 Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:11:04 +0000 http://usversusthem.wordpress.com/?p=7429#comment-5666 <![CDATA[worst are the golds gyms in san francisco. nothing like ending your workout with a muscle bound gay guy prancing around the locker room giving air kisses to his friends with a penis piercing. ugh.]]> http://uvtblog.com/2008/09/hey-under-armour-guy-we-need-to-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-5658 Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:20:51 +0000 http://usversusthem.wordpress.com/?p=7429#comment-5658 <![CDATA[Thanks Okolepuka, I dig you too buddy... (I'm gonna pretend I don't know about Frank). @Be I get that you'd like to know what you're getting into before you actually get down to business. The sentiment is appreciated for sure. My post was more of a response to Pe. Riche bringing up some perceived inequality where I can't see one. "While you can’t see her genitalia..... I didn’t know most men care about size" - Well it's not so much size, it's not as simple as all that for us. But on the whole most women's genitals, hell most genitals period I'm sure, are far more attractive as a concept then something to actually look at. Further, there's not a whole lot you can know as a man until you just go ahead and sample the goods. Though there are a few moderately useful visual cues, in the interest of keeping things classy I'm not gonna get specific here. Besides by the time you spot any of them its usually too late. I was mostly just making a point to Pe. Riche that maybe you guys don't have it so bad.]]> http://uvtblog.com/2008/09/hey-under-armour-guy-we-need-to-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-5665 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:56:08 +0000 http://usversusthem.wordpress.com/?p=7429#comment-5665 <![CDATA[@KIR-Whatever it takes to keep them rolling, head to Mesquite this Saturday. We could be 5-1 heading into Air Force. Unbelievable. Summers is amazing.]]> http://uvtblog.com/2008/09/hey-under-armour-guy-we-need-to-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-5664 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:51:05 +0000 http://usversusthem.wordpress.com/?p=7429#comment-5664 <![CDATA[I'm loving this whole tribute to the Gym Rats. I've had beef with these cats forever!! I do admit to being that 'Eager to Help' brotha tho ha! lol yo Under Armour is essentially expensive drawers. Not to be seen out in public! But at the end of the day, i gives a damn HOW they wear it; i invested in the IPO. *schwing!* :P]]> http://uvtblog.com/2008/09/hey-under-armour-guy-we-need-to-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-5663 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:32:43 +0000 http://usversusthem.wordpress.com/?p=7429#comment-5663 <![CDATA[@Okolepuka: No, I was in Moapa last Saturday so I missed the Rebels putting up that W. The way things are going, it's obviously better if I stay away so I'm gonna keep to that program. The shirts you mentioned might work but the problem is that some dudes tend to exaggerate things. I'm a hands on kinda gal myself. I need to see the hard evidence. Ha!]]> http://uvtblog.com/2008/09/hey-under-armour-guy-we-need-to-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-5662 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:21:12 +0000 http://usversusthem.wordpress.com/?p=7429#comment-5662 <![CDATA[@KIR-UNLV vs Iowa State, were you there? Unbelievable.]]> http://uvtblog.com/2008/09/hey-under-armour-guy-we-need-to-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-5661 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:19:32 +0000 http://usversusthem.wordpress.com/?p=7429#comment-5661 <![CDATA[This is one funny thread! I have to say though, if I walk into a gym and all the men are wearing tights with their nuts and wangs outlined for the world to see, I am walking right out that gym. You ladies want to see that kind of gym, go up to SF, you will see plenty of that action up there. Shit, why not just start wearing only a codpiece to the gym. Better yet, someone should start an athletic wear company that manufactures shirts that say shit like: "I have an eight inch DACK!" Or "I am a grower, not a shower." or "I may only have a six inch pecker but I have a six figure income." You know shirts like that would sell and it would make the process of selecting a mate that much easier.]]> http://uvtblog.com/2008/09/hey-under-armour-guy-we-need-to-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-5660 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:10:52 +0000 http://usversusthem.wordpress.com/?p=7429#comment-5660 <![CDATA[=== NO BOYS ALLOWED === @all UvT ladies: here's how you peep the goods on the sly. You arrange a group outing with the dude in question and some of your other peeps. The outing needs to be outdoors somewhere and involve beer drinking of some sort. A few beers in, your guy will be looking for some relief and since there aren't any restrooms to hide in, he's gonna have to go native and water the grass. You can either play it like you accidentally came up on him handling his business or better yet, stage one of your girls on a grassy knoll somewhere with the binoculars and a camera phone. I've also tried the swim party route. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to perfect that "shrinkage" formula so I wouldn't trust it. === BACK TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING ===]]> http://uvtblog.com/2008/09/hey-under-armour-guy-we-need-to-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-5659 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:21:32 +0000 http://usversusthem.wordpress.com/?p=7429#comment-5659 <![CDATA[Oh Ian, dear, dack size is an important factor in the whole men in tights argument. Yes we care how "grown" you really are. And no, every woman is NOT looking for Lexington Steele (disclaimer, I have never actually seen one of his movies, but I've heard good things), but we want to know way before the boning stage if you fall with an acceptable range. But there are other reasons. Take someone like, hmm, let's say ice cube. You know bruh is working with some chub, but you will never know the extent of that chub without seeing him buckbonkey. And, no one wants that. I for one, get sick and tired of men that hide their man boobs, man hips, and other jiggly bits under layers of white beaters, tees, b-ball shorts and the like. Conversely, I can't stand the disapearing man who drops twenty pounds when his clothes fall off. I need to know what I'm working with before you drop them draws because a disappointed Be will quickly tell you to vacate the premises, do not pass go, do not collect $200. And if you have a problem, say hello to my little friend. But to address another point you made, most women's clothers are designed to show off her body. While you can't see her genitalia, aside from Js, I didn't know most men care about size. And, while some women work the the enhancements, you can generally gauge how she is shaped. And, if you wait long enough, you will catch her on the one day she forgot her Spanx, wonderbra, etc. Oh, and running is the devil Bobby Boucher.]]> http://uvtblog.com/2008/09/hey-under-armour-guy-we-need-to-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-5657 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:34:40 +0000 http://usversusthem.wordpress.com/?p=7429#comment-5657 <![CDATA[@ KIR I feel you on the hooligans, but if they can't catch your ass what are they gonna do? @ Pe. Riche How can we (men) "easily see what you have" anymore than you (women) can see what we have? You dress yourself I assume, so whatever we can or can't see of you is entirely your call, right? Now I am giving you the benefit of the doubt here and assuming you're not talking about dack size. But hypothetically (read: since you really are), then I would like to point out that I have not ever been able to glean even the slightest knowledge as to the nature of a woman's genitals simply by looking at her fully clothed person (presuming shes not dressed like a street-walker or nun).]]>