Clearly we all know that there are at least 5 Britney Spears sex tapes out there in circulation, right? Of course there are. You don’t roll around looking all sexed up and coked out without some kind of tape rolling. Well, now we get word that a Euro paparazzo cat named Adnan Ghalib, that she dated back in the day is saying that he’ll sell a two hour long sex tape if the price is right:
“There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.” Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”
Haaaaaaaaaaa is this cat serious? He’s not interested in “selling out” Brit? Dude, you hit, taped and told, even the lowest cat of the low doesn’t do that. And what does this dude look like anyway?
Ha, this cat? Dayum and is that, whoa, Kathy Lee Griffin in his ride just cheesing and loving it? Nothing like a male bimbo getting his D list love on.
Sheeeeit, I’m just wondering which Britney we’re talking about here. Is it hot as hell, “I’mma a virgin, now I’m not” pre J upgrade Britney?
Damn, she was bad. The “fuck it, I like to get buck naked, great chest upgrades, do drugs and get wild” Britney?
Or “post FedEx, sippin on 2,000 calories erry morning, crazy wig, just aint right” Britney?
Never has time been more critical to the value of an asset. Reminds me of that “Mark to Market” rhetoric Paulson and my financial boys keep hitting me with to explain this meltdown. I mean, not to say you wouldn’t watch all three versions of the tape. 
Anyway, it’s just a matter of time until it leaks out onto the net. Yeah, we’ll wait, right along with all these other sex tapes, including, but not limited to, the Lindsay Lohan, Hoopz, Carrot Top (lol), Vida Guerra and Sarah Palin joints. Ha. Yeah, I’m very patient.
- Lake
yeah i like the new look bout time slow pokes ha. umm this tape is the baldy doped up rammin umbrellas into cars brit brit. id watch just to see her get hit off but i would be too happy when the wig peice fell off and popeye the sailor man baldy came out and all is lost
I heard it was the coked out Brit wearing a pink wig and everything. However, I will not be tuning in. Ladies, if they wrote a book about low dudes to stay away from, Adnan would head up the chapter “Don’t Get Nekkid in Front of This Guy”. I mean, he just looks shady. He’s a pap for goodness sake…he gets paid to be a snake! When he screamed “Cut” up in that hotel room, that was because he wanted to go to Camera #2. I hope Papa Spears stays in charge and keeps his daughter in check. Otherwise I predict she floods the sex tape market with product featuring all manner of costars. I, for one, don’t need it.