Here is some quick politics to carry you through the weekend.  Hollywood comes out for the Don’t Vote campaign.

-Brock

Oh no Zeke, say it ain’t so.

Get this.  National Champ at Indiana, two-time NBA Champion, 12 time all star, one of the greatest point guards of all time, Coach of the pacers and Knicks was just alledgedly picked up and taken to the hospital after being found unconscious and not breathing at his house.  Come [...]

Ok, I know what you’re thinking:  Rex, haven’t you let off enough steam on OJ already?  I think that’s right, but imagine my surprise when I found this gem above!  Was it politically correct back in the day to market a product on the basis of race and dack size?
Come on the inferences are inescapable [...]

Behold The B is back!! But only for a second. I know I’ve been absent for a while but Triple B and his team have been undercover for UvT. We took it to the battleground state of Ohio. The state that has been the deciding factor in the last two elections to find out out [...]

As UvT nation expands, all we hear is that “we gotta do something for the ladies”.  So we recruited Bichon Wheels who hit you with the hot intro about her first day HERE.  I know from our Facebook Page (Are you in yet?  Hit the link to join now.) that there are a lot of [...]

“Make ‘Em Wait” – one of my favorite sayings.  It literally applies to all things that I come into contact with.  Anyway, I’m a political junkie and even I’m tired of this damn election.  Can Barack just go ahead and win it already?

Well, if there’s a sign that Barack is bigger than life, maybe it [...]

Now Lake went green on Monday, and honestly, that is about as far as that guy goes.  UvT HQ is full of empty Red Bull cans and plastic Mountain Dew bottles.  I’m sure he’ll get around to recycling them eventually.  (On another note, why do white people love Mountain Dew?  Have you ever seen the [...]

True story, Lake and I were in a club the other night and they were out of Red Bull and Lake actually paid the bartender dude to leave the entire premises of the club, run down the street, purchase a 4 pack of Red Bull and hand deliver that shit back to him in the [...]

John Daly is a PGA golfer who rose to prominence after winning the 1991 PGA Championship and the 1995 British Open.

He’s also the living and breathing example of why people believe that golfers aren’t real athletes.  Why?  Because he is 5′11″ and pushing Three hundo.  Because he blazes the heaters on the golf course.  He [...]

We haven’t seen D. Woods since Diddy broke her punk arse off for insubordination in the second to last episode of Making the Band 4. Well, it’s nice to see the babe is still breathing:

Is it just me or does she look like a flasher here? I know, I know, that’s how she’s [...]

Due to Brock’s social calendar and my quest to save the world along side my close colleague Barack Hussein, we didn’t post sh*t today. I know it’s low and terrible, particularly since we actually have posts that are semi ready, but that’s the cost of freedom people. Country First!!! Anyway, let me [...]

My problem with the sport of Baseball is well documented, but this one takes the cake.

The World freaking Series just got delayed for rain.  Not only does that push back my little “end of the baseball season” party by at least 24 hours, it also sucks from a sports perspective.  These cats are really going to suit [...]

Ok, Ok, I must admit, I was a little slow on the uptake for this “Green” initiative, but I’ve finally seen the light on this “going green” thing and I’ll show you what inspired me.

And yes that is uber cougar Traci Bingham, aint seen her in a while.  I know I know, that aint recycling, [...]

Man, this election is really getting tricky. I think the pols are realizing that they need to work a little harder to bring people out to the polls, but I just didn’t expect it to go this far:

Personally, my vote goes to the ODC, but then I guess I’m biased. Still, this rampant populism is [...]

Hey, I’m all for diversity in all things, including thickness, but I think I might have finally seen too much of a damn good thing.  I mean, what could a mere mortal do with this?

Dude, that’s a lot of azz and yes, I’m quite sure the airbrushers and photoshoppers were working on overtime to try [...]

Sometimes you see something that just aint right.  Like, I’m not all stuck up and I’m generally free thinking, but somebody put some damn clothes on Diddy’s chirren.

Jeez.  Look, I’m a big Diddy guy, but this is terrible.  The wild animal fur, the bow ties, the reflection off that shinny black floor, the hands placed [...]

I was talking to Brock today and informed him that I went ahead and secured ten slots at the swankiest of swank club in the City for election night.  “It’s gonna be a Barack Party,” I said.  His response?  “Wooord?”

You know what I’m saying?  Sheeeit.  Come on now.  Clearly, Brock knows better than to be [...]

Hey, I’m actually excited about Baseball!  Okay I’m lying, I’m just excited about the fact that we might just be one day, 24 hours from baseball season being officially over.  The Phillies are up 3-1 and the Tampa Bay Rays are who we thought they were.

That is to say, they really are a young upstart [...]

So it continues.  After the debut of Bichon Wheels, Triple B, and Wall Street Rex, we have one more man to add to the rotation.  He’s been working the comments since UvT hit the streets and now he’s coming to the front page.  We’ll hit you with some background on the cat later, but right [...]

And no we didn’t miss this chick faking an attack by “a black guy” at an ATM machine who then hit her with “B” brand while running some pro Barack smack.

Right, because Obama supporters are violently running through the streets kicking ass en route to victory. And  what are the chances this chick went into [...]

San Francisco is about to become the only place outside of Vegas to allow Prostitution.  They have a resolution “Proposition K” coming up for vote in November.  Damn, San Fran does it up.  Weed, hoes, and the finest locally grown produce in the country and regional wine?  Sounds like a weekend to me!
That’s because when [...]

You know those days where it feels like everything is right?  The stars align, everything is easy, you feel like you can’t do anything wrong?
This is not one of those times.  I’m away from UvT HQ and my connections are slacking on their pimpin.  As soon as I’m up and running I’ll be back with [...]

I know Us Versus Them has been a little heavy on the politics lately, but not to worry there are only 12 days left and we will be back to the basics before you know it.

See, even when I try to get away, I can’t.  That’s Amber Lee Ettinger aka Obama Girl.
With the race heating [...]

And why has no one ever shared this before?

I know I say I’m not a J man, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t send me a heads up when something like this is out there in the streets.  I mean, if we’re having lunch, and this chick walks behind me, I’d really appreciate at least [...]

Be very clear . . . BARACK OBAMA IS THE BADDEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE PLANET EARTH!

Are you kidding me?  I had to read this sign like 10 times, then go the bathroom to flush my eyes, then come back and read it again before I believed what I was reading.  This is outstanding and [...]