Remember when Britney Spears looked like this?

But somehow ended up here?

Well, I had the bright idea that little Jamie Lynn would be the second coming of the “bad as hell” Britney without marrying a deadbeat and messing it up for everyone.

Well, I was right then I was right again, then I was horribly, horribly wrong.  I was right that she had the potential to be the second coming of Britney.  I mean throw the girl above in pigtails and a schoolgirl outfit and it is Britney 1999 all over again.  I was also right about her following in Britney’s footsteps, they were just the bad footsteps.  It is all bad.

Pass the girl a frappuccino and she’s looking just like Big sis.  So she had her kid about three months ago.  I guess she was using the “if I just had a baby, I can’t possibly have another baby” protection plan because as everyone knows, that shit doesn’t work…Jamie Lynn is pregnant again!  She doubled it up even faster than her sister.

Britney and Jamie Lynn’s mom thought Jamie’s first pregnancy was a joke, so she must think this one is hilarious.  You know what is a joke though?  Casey Aldridge, her husband errrr, boyfriend errrrrr baby daddy is a pipe-layer from Mississippi.  That actually IS a joke.  You can’t write a real joke any better than that.  Let’s see if everything goes according to schedule, Jamie Lynn should be married, divorced, shave her head, date a paparazzi, bang him on tape, pay him off to destroy the tape deny the tape exists and win a couple of undeserved MTV Awards before the end of 2009.

The Spears family is officially tapped out of talent.  Can we find the next young jail-bait talent to capture the hearts and minds of the American male?  Please get back on that one sooner rather than later.

Thanks

-Brock