Due to Brock’s social calendar and my quest to save the world along side my close colleague Barack Hussein, we didn’t post sh*t today. I know it’s low and terrible, particularly since we actually have posts that are semi ready, but that’s the cost of freedom people. Country First!!! Anyway, let me just leave you with one of the more pressing issues of our time, something that may tip the scales come Nov. 4: Is Jessica Biel losing arse mass?

Maybe it’s just a bad angle, I can tell you this though, those J’s are super-official. Wow. UvT loves Biel. Timberlake is perhaps the only upgrade on a down white boy to me. I mean, I got the game on lock, but this dude has the GAME ON LOCK!  He’s slayed Britney (the good one), Scarlett Johannson and Biel, just to name a few and you know he got lil piece of that Nelly Furtado, too.

Oh, no doubt, homey is the man, but he might wanna check to see that his lady is still doing those squats.

Jeez.

- Lake