We are six weeks into the NFL season and I can’t tell if this is the best season ever or the worst season ever. Brady goes does and the Patriots completely suck. So much for “hidden depth and talent all over the league”. Matt Cassel is playing like a Rookie with a terrible team. But hey, stuff happens. This is Man Up Monday and it’s not about bad luck, it is about cats who aren’t handling business and this Monday we’re going to the lightning round.
Pacman Jones -
Pacman Jones has been given more second chances than a chick who can’t keep her teeth out of the way when she gives head. Seriously. This dude got suspended for a full year. Had to be traded before he could pay again, he’s done every stupid thing in the book and finally ended up on the one team who doesn’t really give a damn what is going on off the field as long as they are winning on the field, the Dallas Cowboys. So what does Pac do with all this new found opportunity?
Let’s see he’s already risked his career by making it rain in a club and inciting a riot, fighting in a strip club, wrasslin in the WWE, fighting some random cats, being in a strip club when some other random cats were fighting, so what else is there? He got into a fight with his own body guard. Nice. Jerry Jones acted like they were just playing around when the cops got called. Roger Goodell said there was a no tolerance policy for Pacman…we’ll see. Hey Pacman, you are about to blow your career over some dumb sh*t. Usually Man Up Monday focuses on someone just being a punk, but this time you literally need to Man UP. Be a grown ass man, handle your business, and use your talents on Sundays and stay your ass home any other day of the week. If you get into a fight, fight at the crib. If you need some strippers…invite them to the crib.
Wanna break some shit? Break your own shit. Man Up!
Randy Moss -
Hey Randy, remember this?
Right, the good ol “split the defense” celebration. You did that 23 times last year. I drafted you in the second round of fantasy hoping to see a little bit more of it. I thought you had matured into a leader. Boy was I wrong. Tom Brady goes down and all of a sudden it looks like you are playing in Minnesota or Oakland again. You really do decide when and where you go hard don’t you? Are you going to take the entire season off? Can you let a brother know? You know you are the best player on the field on most Sundays right? Sure, Cassell isn’t going to deliver the ball like Brady, but you should still be able to outclass most DB’s in the league. You don’t even look like you are trying. Man Up and earn that paycheck. GOTDAMMIT catch that! Sorry, I shouldn’t be watching the game while I write this.
NFC East -
Not everyone, the Giants are rolling right now. But the rest of you?
Anyone want to win this division? The Cowboys had yet another tough loss…to the Cardinals. The Skins beat the Boys and the Eagles on the road to come in strong, then dropped on to the Rams, the Eagles won today, but they are just 3-3 going into their bye week. Someone take charge and give the Giants a run. Someone, anyone MAN UP!
Lee Evans -
Who paid this dude? He’s been a fantasy debacle for the last 4 years. Screw this guy. 36 milli? Damn.
-Brock
A. The Giants are that team, but right now they’re beating down mostly scrub teams. They can’t be asked to do their thing any better than they have to this point though, and I can’t hate on that. Haven’t the Giants only had one divisional game so far (against a disorganized Redskins team in week one)? The rest of the teams in the NFC East have all played each other, so there were bound to be losses in the division. Once the Giants get that second divisional game, then the records will be comparable.
B. The Eagles have been missing their most reliable wide receiver all year (Kevin Curtis). Westbrook hasn’t been 100% since week 1. Our best O-lineman has been out since training camp (Shawn Andrews). We’re also missing Reggie Brown, but hes honestly just average. So after the bye week there should be at least four complimentary upgrades to the offense. We’re also trying to get Tony Gonzales at the moment. So the opposing defenses ought to be stretched considerably thinner. That’s what I’m selling myself anyway.
P.S. The D, which has been playing well all year (ask Pittsburgh), ought to be spending less time on the field as well. So they’ll look better too presumably.
It’s really saying something when TO isn’t the biggest BA on your team. Eff you Pacman.
@Brock I knew this Man Up was coming. I love the Pats but that game hurt me. In the words of Lake, it was a debacle. I am going to keep the faith and hope the next two home games will be an opportunity to regroup.
Everyone not from Oakland saw Moss last year and started ridin that dack hard. The BLACK HOLE remembers that serious bitchassness. Surprised? Naawww
The Pats are like a chick with no ass, they aint got shiiiit. ha thanks lil weezy.. now hear this, the Pats season is OVA!!!!! ok?
Oh shit, Tony Homo is out for 4-6 weeks and the Giants just lost to the fargin Browns. My Iggles may just be alive and kicking to win the division . . . . maaaaybe.
And the Phils just won a tight one out in a L.A. Today was a good day.