Thanksgiving seems to bring out the best in people.  So here are some UvT faves getting into the holiday spirit.

Nia Long and Mel B will always be down with Us Versus Them.  Especially if Nia keeps hittin em like this:

and Mel B keeps bringing the thunder like this:

That other chick is named Chanel Iman.  I [...]

Long about 15 hours from now, I will be digging into some deep fried cajun goodness.  I know most of you have a momma who is going to be waking up at 5am to drop a turkey in the oven that will be in there all day long and hit you with that good old [...]

Some cats talk about R. Kelly being the King of R&B.  Some think Bobby Brown has that crown.  They’re all wrong.  Nah, the real Kang of R&B is me, dasrite, Lake n Bake.  I’m the King of R&B.  And here is my new favorite R&B cut, McNuggets Lovin’ by Mickey D’s.

“Girl you got a 10 [...]

I’ve come to realize that the facebook revolution is a thing of pure evil.  Seriously, after you’ve added all the people you really need to reconnect with it just turns into one of five things:
1.  A subtle dating service with a built in pre screen and background check for old flames, hasbeens and never were [...]

In my opinion everyone’s mind should be just dirty enough to make almost anything into a sex joke.  Like if I’m in the club and I tell you I like my martini’s like I like my women, dirty…the joke shouldn’t sail over your head.  You should also call me out for lying because the only [...]

When I saw this story, I didn’t know how it got published.
“Inmates sneak through ceiling to have sex“.
I was like damn, how does this make the news?  Because of course, when you think of jail, they are generally coming with these:

With a side of these:

But this one was different.  These prisoners found a way to [...]

I survive cougar attacks all the time.  You can’t go out without seeing them lurking in a pack.  Swaying in the corner and always on the lookout for fresh meat like your boy Brock.

I mean the modern Coug is extra aggressive.  Never look them directly in the eye.  Don’t be tricked by the fact that [...]

Well damn.  I guess it is on.

The NY Knicks straight cleared house this week, dumping Zach Randolph to the Clips and Jamal Crawford to Golden State, oh and clearing $27.5 milli off the books.  They’ve also got the worlds highest paid bench warmer coming off the books next year which will clear out another $21.1.  [...]

I know I’m the Doctor of Assology, but sometimes I have to direct my analytical eye to other areas just to break it down for the people.  Some people don’t understand how they always end up in the “friend zone”.  They trick themselves into believing a false truth.  You know when your boy Brock breaks [...]

Michael Jackson just got sued, and just settled a wild lawsuit.  Didn’t pay his bills?  No.  Getting at those kids again?  Thank God, no.  No this time he got sued because he promised to lay down some tracks for a Bahraini Shiek that asked him to record an album for a private record label.  The [...]

Ok, so I got my hands on that full on real deal Kanye yesterday and put that joker in the lab for analysis.

It’s called 808s and Heartbreaks.  Dead up?  It was not good.  And by not good, I mean in concept or execution.  First of all, the whole idea of the album still pisses me [...]

I had to dig waaaaaay into the crates for this one.  But sure enough, when I saw it, a lovely peace came over me.  Much respek to the original cool, don’t give fizzuck white dude Lake errrr Jeff Spicoli.  I really miss cats like this:

Haaa, is there anything better than the cat who truly doesn’t [...]

Hurts all the same.  Let me tell yall something.  A hot babe who is a celebrity is great.  But nothing is better than a truly hot civilian.  That girl next door will reaaaaally hurt you.  This is that girl.  Anyway, my hat goes off to my man right here.  His lady is dope and yes, [...]

Remember Noreaga from Capone and Noreaga (semi) fame?

He had a couple of decent joints, but his hottest joint was definitely that “Superthug“.  That was really that first Neptunes joint that really put them on the map.  It was the moment that the “Timbaland” era ended and the Neptunes era began.

The Album in question was called [...]

The internet is a wild, wild place.  I truly believe that if you are willing to let go of all of your personal limitations (or more likely, embrace them with open eyes) you can really find some wildness that you would have never thought would have happened in the history of the world.
Like This:  (This [...]

Have you heard about the abandoned child law in Nebraska?  It had good intentions.  They didn’t want children being abused, abandoned, or hurt by parents who weren’t prepared to take care of them.  They wanted to avoid this situation.

Who’s not going to vote for that.  You can’t have the kids fending for themselves out in [...]

There are certain videos that seem to inspire wildness.  You know, Soulja Boy kicked off about a million videos, the best one was covered by UvT here.  Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” seems to have the same effect.  Justin Timberlake did it on Saturday Night Live…then all hell broke loose.  In a bad, bad way.
First you get [...]

I know the Big 3 needs a bailout.  I know there are a lot of nuances that the average American wouldn’t understand.  But this headline just makes these guys look like jerks.

I know.  I know.  The Big 3 keeps a private jet.  Once you buy the private jet, it’s a sunk cost.  Still, this makes [...]

Or did you get Clothes in my Porn?  I can’t tell.  All I know is that they build one of these stores about every five minutes, although it looked okay from the street, I quickly realized that once you actually wear clothes from this spot, you end up looking like this:

Right, those are the fashion [...]

Yo, I was just watching the Wu Tang Clan story on BET.  It was GREAT and put me back digging in my crates for hot Wu era.  Anyway, this is definitely a UvT favorite.  True story, back when this song came out, Brock and Lake were quite literally whoopin ass to this song and it [...]

Look, I pretty much don’t want to go into this, but I just had to.  Upon getting the news that people voted YES on that Prop 8 out in Cali, Wanda Sykes felt a need to come out and announce that she’s gay.

Fair enough.  I mean, I’m a strict adherent to Rule No. 1, but [...]

For those of you who aren’t addicted to football like I am, or who don’t drop into the man cave at 12:59 pm every Sunday and try to literally watch every single game that comes on.  Seriously.  At the same time.  That Sunday Ticket Gamemix is a beast.  HD of course.
So 7 weeks ago Ronnie [...]

LOL.  Hey, I just started watching this Kentucky v. UNC game and it’s just hilarious.  So much so, that in honor of the Wildcats trash program, I went into my cupboard and cracked open a fresh can to commemorate this occasion.

I mean, Kentucky is just awful.  They can’t even get the ball into their offense.  [...]

I guess Kanye aint the only cat who needs just one of Russell’s nieces, because it looks like ole Russ “hisself” is getting his dirty old man on with regularity.

Looks like Russ aint settling for anything under a 9 in bikini wear.  But that’s not all, this cat aint stopping there.  Nah, he’s laying that [...]

I can’t tell if this is the best thing ever or the worst.  Whatever you do, make sure you wait for that “Hey Ya, Fogie Remix.”

Ok, it’s the worst.  And yes, that accompanist sucked.  ha
Dammit, if I ever get to that level (meaning that old and that out of line), somebody just go ahead and [...]