Anything is Possible with Photoshop: Whitney Houston
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Hey, I try not to be a pure hater, but some things just have to be called out.

Lol.  Come on now meng.  Now, we ALL know a few things about this new album cover:

1.  Those ARE NOT Whitney’s thighs
2.  That is NOT Whitney’s hair
3.  Those aren’t Whitney’s breasts
4.  We can’t be looking at Whitney’s arms
5.  And more likely than not, those aren’t Whitney’s shoes

Haaa  I mean, basically, that just aint Whitney period.  Maybe it’s more of a likeness of her, kind of like Jordan’s logo.

But then again, can you blame them for going with the Whitney Logo, can ya?  It’s not like you can put that real Whitney, that “Bobby and Whitney,” Whitney on that album cover.

Damn, I love a good fur, but what is that, Golden Retriever?  Peta take the wheel!!!

I know, I know, “crack is very cheap.”

Lord have mercy. I guess the cheapness of crack explains how Whit was able to stay permanently high for a span of 4 straight years.. Jeez.  But on the real, I’m glad that Whitney is healthy enough to even cut an album.  I was scared for a second that her shiz was gonna sound like Eddie Kane, Jr. out in the parking lot.

Haaa, one of the best movies ever.  And who do we have to thank for this rebirth of Whit?  Dasrite, Mr. Ray Jay, bringing em to life with that dack game.

Sheeit, she aint looked that good since “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” (incidentally, the irony of that song is that, like Rihanna, she CAN’T dance).  Haaa  I mean, seriously, Ray Jay is hittin’ that back to health?  Ha.  Boy, we live in a crazy crazy world folks.  Meanwhile, in Bobby Brown news:

Yep, aint nothing changed but the lack of rent.  Yikes.

- Lake

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9 Responses to “Anything is Possible with Photoshop: Whitney Houston”

  1. Be On It says:

    Isn’t that album cover the stock photo that’s been airbrushed for Brit-brit and Tyra?

    I think those might be her Js. It’s not like the cover has her ballin out the gym, so to speak. And bustiers can work wonders…

  2. Loopay says:

    Maybe her Js, but they are stuffed in and propped up. That we know. And we know those upper thighs have been e-nipped and tucked like a mofo. crazy.

  3. Jonny D says:

    None of that is Whitney. Can’t be. J’s too good for being 45 and crazy.
    Much love for the five heartbeats reference.

  4. Daisy Marie says:

    Yes, I agree. The Five Heartbeats reference was a nice addition. That is not Whitney Houston in that picture. The body looks like Kelly Rowland’s, the hair looks like Sade’s and the confidence looks like 1984. None of that is real. Hell, those shoes were probably drawn in. Sorry, but no dick is that good.

  5. Daisy Marie says:

    PS- Lord help Bobby.

  6. Be On It says:

    FYI, that’s Naomi’s body with Whitney’s head photoshopped on it. Proceed…

  7. otis says:

    hahahahahah eddie kane hahahahahah nights like this i wish raindrops would faaaaaalllll. wow classic oh and playin shy brother does work thank u very much. whitney is done bobby did it rayjs dack cant bring er back

  8. AndreainFunkytown says:

    http://www.bossip.com/52633/the-whitney-album-cover-is-a-fake/naomi-and-whitney/…..

    I HATEEEE to post a link from another blog site, specially because Bossip doesnt have SHEEEIT on US VS THEM but…OMG! Like did Whitney think she could get away with this crackhead move!

  9. AndreainFunkytown says:

    Follow up on my comment number 8…that dammm link doesn’t work!! BUT they show the Naomi pic I speak of!!

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