This should come as a shock to nobody, but the Republicans are still the party of the racists.

I’m not saying that they’re all racist, I’m just saying that racists feel most at home in the warm confines of the “Grand Ol’ Party” because half their platform is predicated on tricking losers like Joe the Plumber [...]

I dare you to:

Haaa,  I mean, jeez..  That Nick Carey hat piece is certifiably horrible.  And whatever decent gear they might have on, a lady just told me for instance that those boots are popular, it is far overshadowed in terribleness by the matching red outfits.  Yikes. Guy, NEVER, and the Lake means EVER, match [...]

Happy Kwanzaa people!  Kwanzaa started on December 26th and lasts until New Years Day.  According to Wikipedia, I owe you all a happy Ujamma today.

See, they’ve got a fake menorah and everything.
Look, I’m down with Black people and things that are made just for the Black people.  I’m down with the Jheri Curl, I’m down [...]

Marcellus Wiley is a commentator on NFL Live on ESPN.  He’s a former player and has really fully made the transition to being in front of the camera.

But sometimes things aren’t what they seem.

Come on man!  Apparently Marcellus likes his suits like I like my chicken, “top half only”.  (That’s white meat for the slow [...]

That’s right, were getting you the same thing we get you every year.

Enjoy it.
-Brock and Lake

After Man Up Monday, me and Santa just weren’t done.  Santa is still out here slacking on his pimpin.  Look, the dude works one month out of the year.  He could at least keep his game tight during that month.  One of the main jobs before the big day is to make some holiday memories [...]

This is fan made.  It clearly took a lot of time, and actually got me hype for a Thundercats movie.

Hey, I’m down with the casting too.  Unfortunately, instead of Brad Pitt and Hugh Jackman they’ll get a few unknowns…actually, they might really get Vin Diesel though.
Props to Wormy T for that work.
-Brock

Damn, last week Mike Tyson was tipping the scales at about 3 hundo, now Mike Jackson is taking over as the icon with troubles on his mind.  Michael Jackson is really having the worst week ever.  First of all, a woman just filed a lawsuit for a billion dollars, claiming to be the birth mother [...]

Christmas continues here at Us Versus Them so it is time for a little holiday music.  The Mariah Carey Christmas classic, “All I Want For Christmas is You”

Aw, my man really kills it on the high notes too.  All he’s missing is putting his finger in his ear when he takes it up top.
What do [...]

It is the Christmas season, so we continue to get in the spirit here at Us Versus Them.  You know we never let anything slide here at Us Versus Them so the big man himself is about to catch the Man Up Monday treatment because some things have got to change.
First of all, stop sneaking [...]

I’m asking cats to caption this perfectly hilarious pic of Rev. Al Sharpton and Barack Obama.  Mine is directly below:

“Yeah I think I feel you, but right now it’s imperative that I get on these greens”
Hilarious.  I mean, look at Reb Al’s face.  He’s got that “I know I shoulda endorsed you from jump” look [...]

When the Whooty Part I dropped on Friday, you know the resident Assologist had to get into the lab and do the research for my people here at Us Versus Them.  I haven’t run the official background music in a while, so let’s rock that official, yet still bootleg video for Whooty.

So the chick’s real [...]

Look.  You are either going to love it or hate it.  I’ll be honest, but you need to let it grow on you.  You know how bad Karaoke is good?  This is like that, but better.  If you ever feel like it isn’t right, just go back to the picture above with the Jheri Curl [...]

WTF is wrong with boy genius Theo and the the Boston Red Sox?

First they let one of the best hitters EVER get away for a bag of mangoes and Jason Bey, then they sit by while the Yanks sign up CC Sabathia AND AJ Burnett and now we get word that they were too soft [...]

Loyal UvT reader and certified “Us” man, Otis laced us with this nice video after peeping our selection from yesterday.  Just so you know, yesterday’s video was hot and had a nilla like this:

Intrigued, but still doing what I always do.  But after peeping Otis’ submission, my whole perspective on things changed.

So here it is, [...]

Christmas isn’t Christmas without some good classic Holiday songs to really set the tone.  After Lake’s “Whooty” post last night, I really am dreaming of a White Christmas.  That chick started a revolution here at Us Versus Them HQ.

(focus on your job, Brock, just focus)
So here are some of my favorite Christmas tunes.  First, we [...]

Look, I am vaguely aware of this terrible song “Whooty” aka “a white girl with a booty” but I must admit, the subject matter never gets old.

Exactly.  But it isn’t all positive.  Per usual, whenever you talk about having a booty, the terrible booger bears come out, bastardinzing the “thick” moniker, destroying the integrity and [...]

I know, some of you are saying “what does it mean to be ‘J’d out”.  Yall wanna know who is J’d out?  Selma Hayek, for instance, is J’d out.

And don’t get me wrong, Halle has been before too…

But never like this, peep her on the set of her new movie “I’m dressed like an Urban [...]

First off all, if you know me, you know that I generally love all these dating shows.  There is just something about women competing for men with endless amounts of alcohol and bikinis at their disposal that I truly enjoy.  Plus I heard that this show had a *ahem* “contestant” that I “know” fairly well, [...]

Aw, Damn.  When I posted that pic of Mike Tyson yesterday, I didn’t know how bad it really was.  I thought Mike just lost his toughness, but he’s lost a lot more.

Or should I say, he’s gained a lot more.  I mean those are the official fat boy pants right there.  Coming with the pull [...]

Plenty of the UvT ladies have complained that we’re biased in our depiction of beauty on the site.  Specifically, that due to potential Rule #1 violations, we never have attractive men featured on the site.  Well, consider this a step in the right direction.  Almost like the UvT version of “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy.  [...]

It is the holidays here at Us Versus Them, time to get into some holiday cheer.  Let’s start with some holiday themed drinking.  By that way, Lake is a HUGE Egg Nog guy.  Personally, I can’t touch the stuff.  I actually hate eggs, and because of that I can’t reconcile whatever a “nog” is, so [...]

You won’t find a bigger Barack Obama fan than me.  Well, maybe there are a few:

But still, I’m a big Barack guy.  When the Republicans tried to prove that BO was a radical Muslim by showing his link to Reverend Wright, Barack wasn’t having it:

And when silly Old Mayne McCain tried to brand Barack as [...]

Sometimes I see stuff that just doesn’t fit anywhere, but you really need to know that the world just isn’t right sometimes so I decided to just stack it all up in one place.
First a little semi-unintentional porn:

Okay, so maybe the fact that she decided to wear a lingerie and sit on her couch suggests [...]

Shieeeeet, maybe the NHL is different.

Because for that little comment he made about ole boy eating up his sloppy seconds, the Dallas Stars just gave my man Sean Avery his walking papers.  But the good news for Mr. Avery is that the Stars aren’t voiding his contract, so there shouldn’t be any problem with Sean [...]