Lake and I were talking about pro cheerleaders today and decided that the College cheerleader is the superior specimen. The pro cheerleader tends to be the dance team chick, not the cheerleading chick.
But then I found this subcategory of the cheerleader.
The Dunking Dancer:
That is the least sexy picture of a woman holding two balls with her legs spread open that I’ve ever seen. Gotta love the heart though. She’s going hard.
Now this one here is actually sexy. From the chick on high to that four deep stack of babes she’s jumping over. I like it.
She’s going for the money shot right there. I’m going to go ahead and say she misses this dunk too. I’m talking no chance. That right hand is reaching for hope and promise that will never arrive. How long before one of these chicks bangs her face on the rim or blows out a knee?
The Orlando Magic does it too?
OHHHH! That ain’t right. That is the chick that thinks she’s giving it her all, but is just giving a little more than anyone wants. She’s the chick that is cute trying to shotgun the beer the first time, but then she keeps going and actually does it, then she’s just the drunk chick that is too much like one of the fellas. The face with the Karl Malone Hand behind the head? That is awful.
I’ve got it scored 2-2 in the battle of good vs. terrible on the Dunking dancers. What’s the verdict? Hot or Not?
-Brock











those broads are hot regardless if they are dunking or not
Not. Hot babe executing a not hot activity diminishes her hotness.
Dunking Dancers? I’m for it.
While I am at it let me take up for my professional cheer leaders. I won’t get into the legitimacy of cheer leading as an occupation versus extracurricular activity, because I think it’s unfair to judge cheerleaders on anything other than their ability to be attractive and make drunk men say “Fuck yeah!”.
Not hot. That last chick looks like she’s holding that hand behind the head the way, um, a dude would during a mic check. Keeping the hair away and all.
I vote for Dance team chicks, though. Nothing beats a laker girl.