I know, some of you are saying “what does it mean to be ‘J’d out”.  Yall wanna know who is J’d out?  Selma Hayek, for instance, is J’d out.

And don’t get me wrong, Halle has been before too…

But never like this, peep her on the set of her new movie “I’m dressed like an Urban Cave chick and my tit is out”:

i know, you already done seen them Js on Swordfish.

Me too.  But they were airbrushed up in that movie.  Sometimes it’s good to see em in their natural state.

And yes you can click here for that full NSFW pic.

At any rate, I did see a few new things from post baby Halle.

Hmmm, makes you wonder what Eric Benet was really thinking.  Nothing like some thick thighs in tattered clothes with bare feet (did I just write that?).   If you can look good in that outfit, you’re just damn fine.

Survey says?  DING!

I gotta agree.  And yes ladies, we are this low and shallow, in case you’re wondered.  If you’re sitting around saying “what’s the big deal they’re just boobs.”  My response is not they are not.  They are Halle Berry’s boobs and their dressed up in tattered clothes.  If you don’t understand why we care then you just don’t understand men very well.

- Lake