Let me tell you, this Sean Avery character is AWESOME!!!!
Peep what he said two days ago before a game with his ex’s boyfriend’s team!
BANG!!! Haaaaaaa Yo, that sh*t was so good, so low, so, hilarious! I love it. Let me just put that shiz in print, because hearing it is one thing, but it must be immortalized in print as well:
“I love Canada, I just wanted to comment about how it’s really become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about… ENJOY THE GAME!”
LOL. He stuck the landing with that “Enjoy the game”…haaaaaaaaaaa. Boy, is there anything in this world better than a good solid asshole? Honestly, a real jerk is f*cking great, well, when he’s not f*cking with your life. Anyway, I mean, what’s all the fuss about here? Who exactly is his “sloppy seconds?”
“Hello, hello, dey know DEY KNOW!!!!!!!”
Are you serious? Holy sh*t! THIS is the chick they’ve been talking about? Jack Bauer’s daughter from 24?!!!? Oh hell YES it is, that’s Elisha Cuthbert and I’m an instant fan! My lord, is she ever bad! I’mma need another shot of that:
Ahhhhh, yes, I love this shot, but doesn’t everybody? Ladies, just so you know, this is what we all assume you look like at home when nobody is watching. And if you don’t look like this (meaning your version of this highly sexy look), Step Your Game Up, because that’s our expectation (oh, they aint gonna like that, ha). Look at it. Not overly sexy, but the shirt just happens to be riding up. Them draws have lots of coverage, but the color is just right and they lay just so. Dammit, I love this… I mean, this is it for a nilla like me. Look at that face! Man, Sean Avery was up in eer on that?
Wow. Uh, Brock, could you have Mimi send in my Perrier soaked cold compress please. Jeez. Lake in love! And at one time Sean had it all:
And now some fool defenseman from the Calgary Flames named Dion Phaneuf is messing with his old lady? Sheeit, I don’t blame homey for running a little smack. Why is she jumping from frozen dack to frozen dack? Show me the chump!
Damn, that dude looks like a big ole cat, though. Sean might want to watch his mouth. Hey, f*ck it, I’m with Sean Avery man. That’s right, it’s Finder’s Keepers in my book, at least until this dude puts a ring on it….then they can share her.
Anyway, I’m tired of hearing cats hatin’ on Sean, talking about how he’s disrepected the game.
Disrespected the game? What? Sean Avery is literally the ONLY THING THAT MATTERS in that god forsaken league. Certainly the competition night in and night out doesn’t mean a thing! First off all, does the NHL evern have an off season? Granted, NONE of the games are carried on a respectable network, BUT it’s only December and already I’m tired of seeing those silly insignificant hockey highlights that annoy me like spam. Hello, if I wanted to see Hockey, I’d watch Versus, Lifetime or whatever random cable channel they’re playing those silly games on.
And why are the hockey commentators, most of whom have no teeth in their heads and about a 4 inch deep and 6 inch long mullet working, always talking about “respect for the game?”
Respect? This from a spot that has sanctioned fighting in the rules? I know, I know, you have to fight because the sport is soooooo violent and the guys are “carrying around weapons in their hands.” Riiight, either that or you just know that without fighting, your sport would be cold weather soccer, played on ice with a bunch of Euro’s and canucks that nobody cares about.
Hockey needs some more glamor and Sean Avery provided it, plus, did I mention that this babe is bad as hell?
Lordy… Is it just me or are her breasts changing sizes from picture to picture?
By the way, I love that women are going with the see through tops these days. I just can’t wait for this look to hit the clubs. Oh, that day IS coming.
And let’s be clear, this dude Dion (huh?) is the biggest loser in all this.
Because as much as cats act like this is ONLY about Sean being classless, NOBODY wants to be reminded of the last guy who was tagging his lady. And believe me, that “sloppy seconds” jab hit it’s mark. Young Dion did NOT like it. Not one bit! ha
Yeah, a dude should just be happy that he’s hitting now and YES, Sean is probably jealous because he knows how great that tail was and he misses it, but Man Law says that first man there has dibs. And ladies, don’t try to understand it, but men know what I mean. This applies even when they’re the guy who is there for good. You still know, somewhere in tail property law, hanging in the cosmos, that chick isn’t completely yours. And with that, I’ll just go ahead and say: Hey Dion:
Ha.
- Lake
Lake just can’t help himself. He has to go hard at the game I love. I guess it’s one of these things Im gonna need tog et over…
P.S. Shame on your dumb ass for not knowing who Elisha Cuthbert is. She’s been famous for a minute now. Google Keyra Augustina. You should know the name, but given you don’t know of Miss Cuthbert, she might be news to you. I think she’s just your speed.
Know what’s even funnier? Avery being suspended indefinitely over those comments. HA!
Dammit Ian! You’ve been holding out on us! Now I know Elisha Cuthbert…but that Keyra Augustina is an absolute beast. Instant Classic. She’s going up post haste.
Ian, I knows these hoes by sight, not by name. She’s Jack Bauer’s daughter to me and believe me, if I didn’t care to make my posts more legit, I’d just assume leave her government name off completely. With that said, I certainly don’t know who the broad is dating, ya dig? Maybe if I was a frozen pond enthusiast, who knows. As for the game you love, hey, get over it player. I love soccer, but the MLS is some bullshit and I can tell you that. It’s ok. You don’t have to ride for a institution that’s not hot and the NHL isn’t a hot product right about now. Can you disagree? Ms. Augustina I have seen on Youtube, did not know her name. I mean, that’s just pure sex right there and you’re right, she’s just my speed.
Todd, oh yeah, I left that part out. ha Look, he’s a dick, he deserved to get suspended and he shouldn’t have done it.. but he did. Can’t unring that bell.
I need to confess that I am an asshole, seriously, I take pride in it and I don’t give a shit, unless you are a woman, then I tone it down.
Why would they suspend him for his comments? That is just pussy shit that makes the league look like a joke.
Will google Keyra Augustina.
“As for the game you love, hey, get over it player. I love soccer, but the MLS is some bullshit and I can tell you that. It’s ok.”
Trust, I’m over it.
The MLS is not the highest level of it’s sport played in the world. The NHL is. As for the NHL being “hot”, not if we’re talking popularity, but if we’re talking about quality hockey, that shit is definitely hot. But it’s not your thing, I get it.
Cuthbert is on the list.
@Ian: I even used to play hockey, and can’t watch it on television.
As for the suspension, I get it. The league is steadily trying to prove that it’s suitable entertainment for, you know, cats who actually clock dough. But come on. Sean Avery dosen’t have jack compared to Iron Mike.
@ Sean Avery:
You’ll have plenty of time to get caught up on UvT since your ass is benched from now on. Anyways the diss was well played but i’ll tell you this, when it comes to Elisha C I’ll treat her like Thanksgiving dinner.
I’ll take 2nd’s, 3rd’s, wake up in the middle of the night go downstairs and get it some more. Get it when I get done with class, get it when I get done with work, whatever…
And just like Thanksgiving, after dealing with Elisha C i’ll relax and let the ITIS take over.
Maybe get a turkey sandwhich as well…
Haaaa, Ian might be my younger brother from another mother. He just roots for the wrong teams and sometimes sports. Ian, if this is the best product that Hockey can put out, then we’re in twouble out here. Look, Slick said it, Hockey does not translate well to tv. I’ve enjoyed hockey games live, but the shiz aint right for the idiot box. Add to it that they haven’t exactly blown us away with their marketing and you’ve got a substandard product for casual consumption. Take Sean Avery and his old lady out of the picture and nobody is checking for “some good solid Hockey,” minus you and 4 dudes in Buffalo.
Sorry player, I do what I can, but I can’t make hockey any more relevant than Nascar….both are nearly unwatchable.
Now Ian, can you just get over it already? Thanks… just kidding. ha Told you I’m a dick.. ha
See you got me all wrong. When you put it like you just did, that’s fine. We had this talk before remember, I went off into a thing about how sports are for playing and not for watching, and hockey is a great sport, etc. etc.
What you won’t hear me saying is that it is the easiest sport to watch on TV. It isn’t. All I’m asking for from my UvT peoples is that we hate on the sport on it’s own merit and not the peripheral fuckery that surrounds it (we’re better than that…sometimes). That standard seems to be getting met now, so I’ve got no beef.
Hockey is by far the most demanding sport to play, and one of the funnest. But I keeps it on nfl.com/videos — that way I only see what I need.
I don’t know If I said it already but …This blog rocks! I gotta say, that I read a lot of blogs on a daily basis and for the most part, people lack substance but, I just wanted to make a quick comment to say I’m glad I found your blog. Thanks,
A definite great read….