When the Whooty Part I dropped on Friday, you know the resident Assologist had to get into the lab and do the research for my people here at Us Versus Them. I haven’t run the official background music in a while, so let’s rock that official, yet still bootleg video for Whooty.
So the chick’s real name is Melody Jai. And we’ve got the heat.
That is angle 1, 2, and three right there. She’s even rocking the official “whooty” underwear on em too. I’m going to go ahead and asume that that back arch up there is completely photoshopped, because that joint is a beast.
That is the official angle two right there. I mean the front cheek doesn’t even cover for the back cheek? She’s rocking the back arch game too though. She knows the job that has to be done and the is completely committed to it. This picture is a good time to explain something about the patented Us Versus Them White Girl Tail Scale (WGTS). As you can see above, event though this chick has the Mena Suvari-like “unexpected ass”, she also fails to be able to achieve the critical undertuck on that tail. Even with all the back arching, and ass enhancing, her ass cheek transitions to that thigh a little too easily. Even Biel knows you gotta let that thang hang. Not to mention just about any black chick north of Rihanna.
But that doesn’t mean I’m stopping here, oh no, not at all.
This is really where ol girl does her best work. I hear Transformers 2: The Movie is going to feature this chick as “Bubblebee” because every time she crouches into this position you just hear “ch-chu-ch-chi-chit” and the ass piece folds in on itself and becomes something entirely new. Seriously, there Miss Melody Jai lacks in underhook, she apparently completely makes up for in upper tuck. It really is all ass on the top in here. But-ba-ba-wait it gets worse!
Right. Like I said, all upper cheek on this one. If I’m not mistaken, this is the position from the video on Thursday where she is able to make each ass cheek pop independently.
Finally, the gratuitous money shot.
Somewhere, Wall Street Rex has a tear in his eye.
I’m sure this young lady will be popping up here at UvT for years to come. Welcome, Melody Jai, Welcome.
-Brock
awesomeness. but i must say that the white girl booty hang is a hard to find thats why its hard to find the whooty on a consistent basis.. i find that they have more of a flatness to them which keeps them from having a consistent roundness need to be considered a whooty
http://www.mediatakeout.com/2008/29208-whooty_alert_dont_it_seem_like_every_where_you_look_is_a_blonde_with_a_big_ole_donk.html
my whooty alert went off today sorry
…Some like em’ top heavy…
I’ll take heat in the trunk over twins in the front any day.
@Otis:
Once you find it, its a magical experience.
Brock:
I am definitely feeling the whooty meter .. and your girl Melody makes a brotha wanna get to her and dat whooty. But as an O-G Rectum Rater … I gotta thrown down for my girl Coco (Ice T’s Caucasian Rump shaker). So what if the Whooty is by Dr. 90210 and the mind is by Mattel .. I gotta believe that the onion if properly peeled can make a grown man cry.
She’s got the ass thing going but her face has that Florida trailer park thing going on. Notice she doesn’t smile, probably has bad teeth. All the tats complete that dirty trailer park nuance and that thin upper lip gives her a guy look but As long as she keeps her face to wall ahd her ass to my face, we’re good. Can’t wait to see how scary she looks in 20 years, like she was rode hard and put away wet. Just remember, with this ass lass, double rubbers and lots of amoxicillin, her biker boyfriend probably pimps her out.
also look at her upper lip, she has a ’stache
I love any girl with a booty but I like the kind that you find on white girls that transitions easily from the ass to the hamstring. I like them both nice and thick. It gives their legs a nice evenness to it cuz its a curve and not a sudden jump. It’s hard to find a black girl with an ass that well-defined and that’s just my preference.
you really wrote a whole blog about her ass? jesus- are you jealous, insane, or really bored?
she is fantatic. go eat your hater tots.