Yo, I’m just sitting here watching Georgetown beat the living hell out of these hapless Murrrlan Terps and it just brings a smile to my face.

I know, I know, after that win against Michigan State all you thugs with books actually thought you’d have a good year.

Sure, let’s take a look at starting five, shall we?

1.  Greivis Vasquez

The only cat on the entire squad with confirmed ACC level talent.  Too bad he’s a wild man with the rock making him as detrimental to your squad as he is beneficial.  I give Mr. Vasquez a solid B+ grade because he is a good athlete, big and definitely has a pair of nizzuts.

2.  Eric Hayes

Ha, are you serious?  According to Terp fans, this cat was going to be “the next Steve Blake” when he came in, right?  Look, this fool sucks, ok?  He makes “Thunder” Nic Canter-Medley look like Larry Freaking Bird.  Eric Hayes is a joke.  He’s like a poor man’s Greg Paulus.

I mean, come on Terps, even yall can agree that Greg P has a better jumper, handles, superior intelligence, a better haircut, more heart and definitely more hoes.  Eric Hayes SUCKS, ok?  He’s not a Division 1 level athlete.  You guys know it and so does Gary Williams.

D- for that clown.

3.  Sean Mosley

Is it just me or does this cat literally look like Michael from Good Times?

And from what I hear, he’s got a jumper like Michael too.  ha  Good to see Murrland maintain that “can’t find my clippers” tradition passed down by that clown Bambale “Boom” Osby.

I haven’t seen enough to pass judgment on his skill, but at least he’s an athlete.  That I can see from this Gtown game.  Don’t get me wrong, he’s getting murdered out here, but there is some hope for the young lad.  With a haircut, I’d give him a C+, but right now he’s got a solid C on appearance alone.  Plus, he’s playing the 3 in the ACC at 6, 2.  Murlan fans will tell you that Gary has decided to run that three guard offense, but the truth is, Gary couldn’t recruit a legitimate Small Forward over the past 4 years.

4.  Landon Milbourne

What can be said about Milbourne that hasn’t already been said about Iceland.  Nobody knew who he was or why he existed until disaster struck in the form of no recruits from Gary.  Mibourne is a literal non factor and in the ACC that’s just not good enough.  Sorry, but this cat is a D at best.  And yes, D stands for Deez Nuts, ok?

5.  Braxton Dupree

Ahhhhh, Mr. Dupree.  My favorite guy on the entire UMd roster.  Two years ago Terps would have told you “wait until you see Braxton Dupre, then we’ll show ya”.. now they aren’t saying a damn thing about this stiff.  This cat is like many of these so called “high level” Murland recruits, soft and not very good.  Mr. Dupre is trash AND injury prone, so why are we even talking about him?  He’s a non factor and everyone in College Park knows it.

Ha.  I love that pic.  If Braxton was an ice cream flavor he’d be Pralines and Sh*t.  Look for that Jin Soo Wu or whatever his name is to replace Mr. Dupree in about a week or two.

In closing, I know all you Terps fans got all hyped up when you beat Michigan State and I must admit, I was shocked myself.  Sadly, that win against the Spartans said far more about them than it did about your team.  You guys don’t have any good players, save for young Greivis and maybe Mosley.  Even you geniuses understand that you can’t compete in the ACC or get into the NCAA Tourney without recruits.  Sorry.  Maybe if Gary was doing less of this:

You’d be ok.  I know, I know, Lefty Driesell’s son and Keith Booth are going to bring in the recruits like gang busters.  Meanwhile, you cats haven’t landed a hot DC Metro recruit in years and you’re getting you asses whiiped by the Hoyas not now, but RIGHT NOW.  Just know that Duke is going to whoop your candy asses AGAIN this year and I’ll be sitting back, just laughing with glee.  But look at it this way, no expectations means no more rioting, right?  I know, I know, it’s the townies in PG County.

Yep, sure it is.

Enjoy the year.  lol

Go Duke

- Lake