The scale of 1-10 is one of those universal truths.  Everyone knows how to use it, everyone knows what you mean, and it always leaves room for argument.
AHNT.
No one knows how to use the damn scale.  There is grade inflation all over the damn place.  People always want to argue about the top of the [...]

There is nothing better than bad porn dialogue.  Except for this.

-Brock

Yeah, the Arizona Cardinals. With the big red birds on their helmets.

They let them travel to Tampa and everything.  What the hell happened?  I’m just making sure everyone knew.  That shit is crazy.
-Brock

WOW!  Is there anything you can think of that’s better than a Reality Show starring Terrell Owens?  I mean, I saw him on Hard Knocks last season and I couldn’t get enough.  I guess VH1 got a little taste of that star power and signed my man up.  It makes perfect sense because let’s face [...]

I told you about “Celebrity” Big Brother going down overseas where Mini Me, Verne Troyer was getting abused in some bizarre human experiment.  Well I guess the show is over because the wrap party was last night and Coolio went all out.

Remember Coolio’s bio?  Right, he was a crackhead.  Looks like he’s back on that [...]

I know everyone has covered Barack ….errrrrr….President Obama’s pimped out new Cadillac, but you know we’ve got to hit you with a whole new perspective.

Forget all the details.  I just like the way Barack is pimpin in that back seat.  Let’s you know he’s got legroom to spare.  Big smile like he’s enjoying it too.
-Brock

Vegas is another one of those places that is good and terrible.  Good because you can pay to avoid bullsh*t cats like this and you can always rely on security to deal with the Jersey Shore types, terrible because a market driven economy demands that you have sh*tty hotels like The Encore where stuff like [...]

Yoo, this is just hilarious to me.  Genius Justice Roberts can’t get his sh&t together, Joe Biden calls him on it and now Joe is the one who has to apologize?

That just aint right.  In fact, let’s just run that Biden “gaffe” for the people:

Haaaaa.  The best part of that video is the quick shake [...]

This joint starts out slow, but it sure does gain momentum in a major way.  Now most of the time my rural brothers from another mother are an embarrassment to the nilla race.

Lord knows a cool white cat like me has to deal with it day in and day out, and it’s only gone get [...]

I’m actually hyped up for this one.  I usually don’t go to that Pay Per View, especially when the internets is able to serve up full video within about 30 minutes of any match on tv, but this fight is worth my money.  Dana White and the UFC always do it up big, but champ [...]

This video is highly aggressive, especially given all that’s going on in the world right now, but it’s just so crazy that I had to go back to it.  Sacha Baron Cohen is hilarious.

I know what you’re thinking.  “Lake, how could you do that?”   Don’t worry, my uncle converted to Judaism some time ago, before [...]

I don’t know what kind of science the normally do in Australia, but this one is a gem.  I also don’t know how they ran this study, but they’ve determined that men who drink a “moderate” amount of four drinks a day, five days a week have optimum sexual performance. Sheeeeeeeit.  Tell me something I [...]

Let’s see, you are the defending world champs, had a damn near record setting start to the season, retained most of your great players, and are still leading the Atlantic division at 37-9?  Doesn’t quite sound like a debacle to me, but Doc Rivers, do you have any ideas?

I know!  Let’s go get one of [...]

Man I was out in those streets Friday night, so with the Duke vs. Terps game hitting the flatscreen at 12 noon on Saturday, I almost didn’t answer the bell.  I pulled it together expecting a battle for the ages.  I wanted to see this:

Instead, I saw one of the most one sided beatdowns that [...]

With very few exceptions, everyone looks good in Hollywood skinny.

But if constant perspiration is the price Fantasia must pay to have that flat stomach game, she may wanna go back to that “one ham sandwich away” look she used to rock.  And what about the cat next to her, I can’t tell if he’s got [...]

Sad news.  It appears that Eddy Curry’s ex girlfriend/beard (I’m just saying) got murdered in Chicago over the weekend.

Damn.  That’s really f*cked up.  This cat’s world is all kinds of messed up right now.  And to make matters even worse, the perps killed the woman’s daughter as well.  Eddy’s son was spared, but he allegedly [...]

The only time I’m really down with Dawn from Making the Band 4 and Danity Kane, is when she hits me with that unexpected ass on the show.  I’m going to add this joint to the list.  She’s killing it right here.

makes a brother wish he had that angle 2.  I do that that angle [...]

I think we would be this one:

I think our “regions” would change though.  Is the ass one region or two?  Should the ass cheeks bounce independently?  Is it possible to recreate the “Whooty” video?  I’ll research it and get back to you.
-Brock

Saddam Hussein was famous for his body doubles.  No one ever knew who the real Saddam was.  I don’t know if the U.S. gets their cloak and dagger on like that (probably), but we need to start finding Barack some cover.
This dude has to be a front runner.

That is actually kinda freaky.  He better watch [...]

Serena Williams is a physical specimen.  I mean her momma might be half reindeer for real.  Sometimes I can’t tell if it is all right, or if it is all wrong.

I mean that is either the build of every video chick ever, or a babe that might just be way too skrong.  Well now she [...]

And by the champ, I mean the champ of saying something completely crazy.  He really says it in the most sincere way possible.  I think at this point, my man is afraid of himself.  Mike Tyson is the subject of a new documentary film that just premiered at Sundance, and the word on the street [...]

I got this joint from one of the fellas over at The TechniColored Awards.  They hit me with this gem.  I’m not quite sure why I like it, but I think it gets better as it goes.

I have to admit, the end of that first minute gets a little dicey. I didn’t know what was [...]

Fighters have always been different guys.  Athletes, focused on their craft, learning how to defeat their opponent, they also have lots of special little rituals that they go through before the fight.

UFC Fighter Luke Cummo is a little different from most fighters.  He goes beyond being a vegan to only eating “life food”, which doesn’t [...]

Complete with the post career destruction of everything they ever accomplished.  We always knew Sisqo was questionable, but it looks like he’s taken the rest of the group down with him.

I think he lost it right after thong song played for the millionth time.  He apparently still thinks it’s 1999.  Is it possible for Sisqo [...]

Hey, I can’t write much, but Lake in the hizzie.  Yall don’t know how many furs they got down here.  Pretty wild.  Anyway, thus far, the highlight of the day was when a dude tricked me into buying some “Obama Hennessy”….no lie.  Hey, it’s probably a creation of him and his boys with some Mickey [...]