Funny that young Edward had to go to St. Barts, a very colorful island, to go ahead and get his white chocolate fetish on.  So much for Eddie getting him a “zebra b*tch”…  yikes, his words NOT MINE…in fact, just to keep my ass safe and unbeaten, let’s go ahead and run that Eddie Raw clip for proper context:

Anyway, I guess after getting jinx’d by Mel B. and Tracey Edmonds, Ed had to take it in a different direction.

Really different.  Come on mayne.  I mean, I can pretty much let that gee-tar go.  But these two broads?  I can’t tell which is worse.  On the one hand you’ve got a tramp stamped negative assed square tail and on the other you’ve got that extra medium, please don’t take that cover up off, thickum (but not in a good way).  Please don’t tell me Ed is flying substandard tail to exotic locations to trick cash and get his double trouble on.  Come on now Ed, everybody knows that even in a post Obama world, you still gotta come completely correct if you’re going to rock a crossover move.  It’s gotta be beyond reproach, for example:

Now see..if Ed was kicking it in St. Barts with double trouble of this variety, nobody would say sh&t.  And don’t tell me it can’t happen, because Russell Simmons, a cat who I expect has significantly less pull than young Edward, stays with a diverse dime:

And Eddie apparently does not:

Yoo, is it me or is that chick Nicole Brown Simpson-esque.  Or maybe it’s just that Nicole Brown jaw I’m seeing.  Man, she’s wider than Eddie by like half a body.  She must be that extra medium double wide chick from the first pic:

Geez.  By the looks of Ed’s eyes, baby girl has him in some sort of cultish trance.  Could the vanilla be that sweet up under that glad bag?

- Lake