Street Fighter: This is Too Good
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, February 27th, 2009

Zangief really just bounces on in there with the piledriver.  That is perfect.
Here is the original.

And YES.  That Street Fighter 4 is hot.  And YES I’m going on a Street Fighter bender this weekend.  By Monday I’ll probably be looking for challengers.  I need to get my game tight first though.
I saw this on MRod.  [...]

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Nice Work: Tom Brady and Gisele Got Married
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, February 27th, 2009

I’ve had fun with young Thomas on this joint in the past, but I must give him props for marrying the beautiful Gisele.

Fine as hell, rich, young and wait a second, is that a bit of tail I see?  Wow.. Tom is no joke.

Congrats, just keep Coach Belichick away from your woman.  Tust me, he’s [...]

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Not Good Enough: Dawn Richards’ King Mag Pics
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, February 27th, 2009

I’m sorry, but this just aint good enough for me.  Like, it’s enticing, but it’s just leaving me wondering what’s really going on.

Now I liked this one.  But don’t get too excited, this is basically as good as it gets.  Sure she dropped it to the floor and gave us Q’s perspective, but that aint [...]


Time For an Intervention…Someone Help Stevie Wonder
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, February 27th, 2009

We are equal opportunity shit talkers here at Us Versus Them.  I mean everyone can get some.  Charles Barkley gets popped for a DUI trying to get a little brain?  He’s going down.  Bobby Jindal tries to bullshizzle the American people?  Gotcha.  But this time it has all gone too far.  I saw this picture [...]

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The Obamas Finally Pick A Dog!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, February 27th, 2009

The moment that people have been waiting for since Barack Obama won on November 4th is finally here.  After much input from the American people, and much deliberation, the Obamas have finally picked a dog.

The Portuguese Water Dog.
I’ve never heard of that dog before, but it is rocking the jheri curl, so you know it [...]

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I know this is old, but….
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, February 27th, 2009

I just had to put this joint up.  That Jay Z “My President Is Black” verse is so right.  Gotta do it.

Now I wasn’t too keen on that low “so and so ran, so so and so could fly,” I mean, even for a pseudo intellectual cat like me that’s a bit too soft.  But [...]


Yall Musta Forgot: Melyssa Ford
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, February 26th, 2009

This aint nothing intellectual.  But not everything in life can be.  The short of it is that I know a dude who used to reaaaally be with this chick.  I mean, they were TIGHT and then I know a dude who played with her a bit.  At any rate, I’ve never asked my boy those [...]

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Classic Material: Shake Your Arse – Mystikal
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, February 26th, 2009

I know what you’re thinking, “Ohhh yeah” followed by “what ever happened to Mystikal?”  I have no idea.  I do know that this was the hottest sh*t I had heard to date and that it reeaaaaally got things going with those ladies back in the day.  Wow.. What a song, what a video.

Jeez.  Look at [...]


Instant Classic: Dear John
Posted by Triple B | Thursday, February 26th, 2009

UvT Research Division bring you the goods if you ain’t got it yet.

For my money when he talks about they good with grabbing money, best part. But as the saying going “Father knows best”. I have to admit that Pops is on point on the tattoo issue.
Now this does not apply to all to all [...]

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Yawn: Duke Beats Maryland Terps….AGAIN!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Well, the thugz from College Park did what they do.

They had their fully audible “Fuck You Singler” chants (because you gotta keep it classy at U of Murrland), they hit ridiculous three pointers they can only muster in the role of spoiler, they got Gerald Henderson’s nizzuts scrapped across their faces, they road Jon Scheyer’s [...]

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This Just In: Bobby Jindal Aint Sh*t
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Hey, maybe it’s just me, but I expected something more from the Governor of my ancestral home state of Louisiana.  Bobby Jindal’s first 90 seconds sounded more like my 8th Grade social studies project than the GOP response to President Obama’s speech.  Did someone tell him that the audience he was talking to wasn’t full [...]

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LenDale White Beat A Fool Like He Stole Something
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Depending on who you ask, cats will tell you that this story is either definitely true or not true at all.  But the bottom line is that plenty of cats have lots to say about LenDale White.

They say that he was a malcontent, too fat, being carried by Reggie Bush at USC, ummm that his [...]

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Hottest Club Banger: Blame It (On the Alcohol) – Jamie Foxx
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

I think Jamie Foxx is pretty funny, but I wasn’t too down for his R&B career.  I don’t know, maybe it was a Eddie Murphy “Party All The Time” hangover I wasn’t aware of.  But quietly, Jamie is putting together some decent hits.  And this song is no exception.  In fact, it’s the best banger [...]

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5 Hour Energy Aint Sh*t
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Honestly, is there anything less legit than this damn 5 Hour Energy bullsh*t?

With all these commercials you know they gotta be making money off this snake oil.  It just goes to show you that in America, you can make money off of anything.

50 Cent said it best, “I took quarter water, put it in bottles [...]


Charles Barkley’s Jail Sentence: From Bad to Worse
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

I thought it was bad when I found out that Charles Barkley was going to jail.  Bu-bu-bu-but wait it gets worse!

I told you yesterday that Arizona has very strict DUI laws.  I don’t disagree with it.  If you are a first timer, you are going to jail for at least a night, no questions asked.  [...]

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Optimus Prime: Now THAT is Change I Can Believe In
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

I know I declared that the Obama inspired “Change” posters were dead a few months ago, but someone finally changed the game and killed it.

By Artist Tim Doyle.  That is great.  Get em HERE.

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Damn Homey! Charles Barkley Going to Jail!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

Damn homey.  I thought you were the man homey…what happened to you?

Remember when Sir Charles Barkley went down for DUI near the new year in Arizona?  The best part was his explanation.  He got some head the week before, the best of his life and just had to get more.  Meanwhile, he was tanked up [...]

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Us Versus Them: Random Funny Stuff
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

I see crazy stuff all the time.  People send me great stuff all the time.  But sometimes I just can’t figure out how to work it in.  I just have to hit the loyal UvT nation with some of this stuff…I can’t just sit up in here laughing by myself.
First joint.  Not real funny but [...]

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Hey, this is going to be an off key post simply because it’s totally biased, unsolicited and really, somewhat unwarranted.  But I JUST got home from our reunion down at Duke.  I did not go to bed last night, AT ALL… just road it out and went hard, so excuse me if this post is [...]

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Man Up Monday: College Basketball #1 Seeds
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Damn, it really is hard to be on top.  It is so hard, that no one can stay up there for more than about a week.  In fact, lately the squads have been losing on Tuesday, right after they get the #1 ranking.  This week the UCONN Huskies took that L.  Not only did they [...]

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House of Beer: Tibetan Monks Get Closer to Religion
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Tibetan monks know how to party.  I know what you’re thinking.  Monks?  I thought they just sat around getting their meditation on, spreading calm throughout the world.

Well, I guess the reason they stay so calm is the fact that they drink enough beer to do this:

That’s right.  A Tibetan temple built entirely out of beer [...]

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CRAZY South African Idol Audition…GREAT!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, February 20th, 2009

YOOOOOOOOOOO, yall gotta watch this.  This is HILARIOUS.  Wait for that breakdown….

“Uhn, Uhn, Uhn, Uhn, ReeeeeeeeMeeeks, boom, fasa, fasa!!!!”  Haaa  Jesus.  This joint has me in tears!  And I know you low down dirty cats saw that extra shimmer and shake on that backside too.  haa  Forget the slow wine…she had the SA version of [...]


UvT Playlist…What We Will Be Listening To
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, February 20th, 2009

Attention “Us”..  Brock and I are headed down to Duke for a reunion this weekend.

In honor of that momentous occasion, I’ve decided to post up this UvT Playlist.  Just know that this joint will be banging come Friday and Saturday nights when I’m 3.75 dranks deep into a full on 8 drink/evening bender.  And now [...]

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Kanye West’s New Girlfriend: Amber Rose
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, February 20th, 2009

Kanye may be crazy, but he’s not stupid.  If you’ve ever read the Kanye Blog, you know he likes em thick and drops those “Where are you Yeezy?” joints every few days.  In fact, he’s not crazy either because he just used that shag and that jean jacket to catch a model chick.  Amber Rose.

Damn.  [...]

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Kanye West – Welcome to Heartbreak Video
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, February 20th, 2009

I’m still not sure if I like this song, but the video is on some weirded out mess that definitely keeps you watching.

Hey, at least I know what it’s like to do acid now.  Kanye stays on some different sh*t.  You gotta give him that.
- Lake

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