Feb
27
Zangief really just bounces on in there with the piledriver. That is perfect.
Here is the original.
And YES. That Street Fighter 4 is hot. And YES I’m going on a Street Fighter bender this weekend. By Monday I’ll probably be looking for challengers. I need to get my game tight first though.
I saw this on MRod. [...]
Tags: Funny video, Street Fighter 4, Video Games, Woman Falls of Table
Feb
27
I’ve had fun with young Thomas on this joint in the past, but I must give him props for marrying the beautiful Gisele.
Fine as hell, rich, young and wait a second, is that a bit of tail I see? Wow.. Tom is no joke.
Congrats, just keep Coach Belichick away from your woman. Tust me, he’s [...]
Tags: brady and gisele get married, Gisele, Tom Brady
Feb
27
I’m sorry, but this just aint good enough for me. Like, it’s enticing, but it’s just leaving me wondering what’s really going on.
Now I liked this one. But don’t get too excited, this is basically as good as it gets. Sure she dropped it to the floor and gave us Q’s perspective, but that aint [...]
Feb
27
We are equal opportunity shit talkers here at Us Versus Them. I mean everyone can get some. Charles Barkley gets popped for a DUI trying to get a little brain? He’s going down. Bobby Jindal tries to bullshizzle the American people? Gotcha. But this time it has all gone too far. I saw this picture [...]
Tags: Stevie Wonder, Stevie Wonder Hair, That Ain't Right
Feb
27
The moment that people have been waiting for since Barack Obama won on November 4th is finally here. After much input from the American people, and much deliberation, the Obamas have finally picked a dog.
The Portuguese Water Dog.
I’ve never heard of that dog before, but it is rocking the jheri curl, so you know it [...]
Tags: dogs, Obama Dog, Portuguese Water Dog, That's My Dog!
Feb
27
I just had to put this joint up. That Jay Z “My President Is Black” verse is so right. Gotta do it.
Now I wasn’t too keen on that low “so and so ran, so so and so could fly,” I mean, even for a pseudo intellectual cat like me that’s a bit too soft. But [...]
Feb
26
This aint nothing intellectual. But not everything in life can be. The short of it is that I know a dude who used to reaaaally be with this chick. I mean, they were TIGHT and then I know a dude who played with her a bit. At any rate, I’ve never asked my boy those [...]
Tags: Melyssa Ford King Magazine
Feb
26
I know what you’re thinking, “Ohhh yeah” followed by “what ever happened to Mystikal?” I have no idea. I do know that this was the hottest sh*t I had heard to date and that it reeaaaaally got things going with those ladies back in the day. Wow.. What a song, what a video.
Jeez. Look at [...]
Feb
26
UvT Research Division bring you the goods if you ain’t got it yet.
For my money when he talks about they good with grabbing money, best part. But as the saying going “Father knows best”. I have to admit that Pops is on point on the tattoo issue.
Now this does not apply to all to all [...]
Tags: Dear John, Hilarious Video, hoes, John Witherspoon
Feb
25
Well, the thugz from College Park did what they do.
They had their fully audible “Fuck You Singler” chants (because you gotta keep it classy at U of Murrland), they hit ridiculous three pointers they can only muster in the role of spoiler, they got Gerald Henderson’s nizzuts scrapped across their faces, they road Jon Scheyer’s [...]
Tags: duke beats maryland, Gary Williams Sucks, Maryland Sucks, Terps suck
Feb
25
Hey, maybe it’s just me, but I expected something more from the Governor of my ancestral home state of Louisiana. Bobby Jindal’s first 90 seconds sounded more like my 8th Grade social studies project than the GOP response to President Obama’s speech. Did someone tell him that the audience he was talking to wasn’t full [...]
Tags: Bobby Jindal, Bobby Jindal funny
Feb
25
Depending on who you ask, cats will tell you that this story is either definitely true or not true at all. But the bottom line is that plenty of cats have lots to say about LenDale White.
They say that he was a malcontent, too fat, being carried by Reggie Bush at USC, ummm that his [...]
Tags: ass kicking, LenDale White, LenDale White beats guy with belt
Feb
25
I think Jamie Foxx is pretty funny, but I wasn’t too down for his R&B career. I don’t know, maybe it was a Eddie Murphy “Party All The Time” hangover I wasn’t aware of. But quietly, Jamie is putting together some decent hits. And this song is no exception. In fact, it’s the best banger [...]
Tags: Jamie Foxx
Feb
25
Honestly, is there anything less legit than this damn 5 Hour Energy bullsh*t?
With all these commercials you know they gotta be making money off this snake oil. It just goes to show you that in America, you can make money off of anything.
50 Cent said it best, “I took quarter water, put it in bottles [...]
Feb
25
I thought it was bad when I found out that Charles Barkley was going to jail. Bu-bu-bu-but wait it gets worse!
I told you yesterday that Arizona has very strict DUI laws. I don’t disagree with it. If you are a first timer, you are going to jail for at least a night, no questions asked. [...]
Tags: Arizona tent city, Charles Barkley, Charles Barkley Arrested, Charles Barkley DUI, Charles Barkley Jail, Sheriff Joe
Feb
24
I know I declared that the Obama inspired “Change” posters were dead a few months ago, but someone finally changed the game and killed it.
By Artist Tim Doyle. That is great. Get em HERE.
Tags: Change Into A Truck, Hope Poster, Obama Poster, Optimus Prime, Transformers
Feb
24
Damn homey. I thought you were the man homey…what happened to you?
Remember when Sir Charles Barkley went down for DUI near the new year in Arizona? The best part was his explanation. He got some head the week before, the best of his life and just had to get more. Meanwhile, he was tanked up [...]
Tags: Charles Barkley, Charles Barkley Arrested, Charles Barkley blowjob, Charles Barkley DUI, Charles Barkley Jail, Damn Homey!
Feb
24
I see crazy stuff all the time. People send me great stuff all the time. But sometimes I just can’t figure out how to work it in. I just have to hit the loyal UvT nation with some of this stuff…I can’t just sit up in here laughing by myself.
First joint. Not real funny but [...]
Tags: funny stuff, Hilarious, Slumdog Millionaire, Unintentional Porn Advertising, UvT News
Feb
23
Hey, this is going to be an off key post simply because it’s totally biased, unsolicited and really, somewhat unwarranted. But I JUST got home from our reunion down at Duke. I did not go to bed last night, AT ALL… just road it out and went hard, so excuse me if this post is [...]
Tags: Jon Scheyer
Feb
23
Damn, it really is hard to be on top. It is so hard, that no one can stay up there for more than about a week. In fact, lately the squads have been losing on Tuesday, right after they get the #1 ranking. This week the UCONN Huskies took that L. Not only did they [...]
Tags: Blake Griffin, College Basketball, Man Up Monday, March Madness
Feb
23
Tibetan monks know how to party. I know what you’re thinking. Monks? I thought they just sat around getting their meditation on, spreading calm throughout the world.
Well, I guess the reason they stay so calm is the fact that they drink enough beer to do this:
That’s right. A Tibetan temple built entirely out of beer [...]
Tags: Beer Temple, Drankin', Tibetan Monks
Feb
20
YOOOOOOOOOOO, yall gotta watch this. This is HILARIOUS. Wait for that breakdown….
“Uhn, Uhn, Uhn, Uhn, ReeeeeeeeMeeeks, boom, fasa, fasa!!!!” Haaa Jesus. This joint has me in tears! And I know you low down dirty cats saw that extra shimmer and shake on that backside too. haa Forget the slow wine…she had the SA version of [...]
Feb
20
Attention “Us”.. Brock and I are headed down to Duke for a reunion this weekend.
In honor of that momentous occasion, I’ve decided to post up this UvT Playlist. Just know that this joint will be banging come Friday and Saturday nights when I’m 3.75 dranks deep into a full on 8 drink/evening bender. And now [...]
Tags: Hot Music, Music
Feb
20
Kanye may be crazy, but he’s not stupid. If you’ve ever read the Kanye Blog, you know he likes em thick and drops those “Where are you Yeezy?” joints every few days. In fact, he’s not crazy either because he just used that shag and that jean jacket to catch a model chick. Amber Rose.
Damn. [...]
Tags: Amber Rose, Kanye Jheri Curl, Kanye West, Kanye West Needs a Haircut, Kanye West shag, kanye's lady
Feb
20
I’m still not sure if I like this song, but the video is on some weirded out mess that definitely keeps you watching.
Hey, at least I know what it’s like to do acid now. Kanye stays on some different sh*t. You gotta give him that.
- Lake
Tags: Kanye West - Welcome to Heartbreak Video