Breaking News: A-Rod Tested Positive for Steroids
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, February 7th, 2009

Ha, now why do all my posts start out with laughter?  Anyway, you know how you hear something from a family member or a friend and as soon as you hear it you say to yourself, “figures”..  I mean, it’s something that was already in your head, but you just got that confirmation and you realize you knew it all along.  Like when your mom let’s you know that uncle Jake and his friend uncle Fred, who aint your uncle, are gay.  Riiight, of course they’re gay.   Well, that’s how I felt when I hit espn.com and saw this  “A-Rod Tested Positive for Juice in 2003″ story.

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First of all, dude is too good, too powerful and too skrong.

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Second, everybody was doing it in his era, why not him?

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Third, Jose Canseco said you did it and if there’s anything we know for sure, it’s that when Jose drops that dime, people better listen.

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Finally, it’s pretty clear that everyone who showed up in those crazy Sports Illustrated pictures with themselves and their body builder looking, chemically enhanced wife pieces was on that stuff.

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And….

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And who else had that shot with his too buff wife?

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errrrrrr

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That middle and upper thigh (not to mention those J’s) are definitely HGH strong.  I know, I know Alex, shaggy said it best:

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But that’s what they all say…

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Enjoy that NY Press.  lol

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- Lake

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13 Responses to “Breaking News: A-Rod Tested Positive for Steroids”

  1. The only question is when’s Madonna going to rock one of those custom shirts to a game?

    Sheeeit, I would be surprised if she was hitting that juice too.

  2. I thought this would have been a “Man up Monday” post. You didnt waste no time! PS. I’d bang the crap out of Romanowski’s wifey.

  3. Droth says:

    Brock and lake(lake, you dont get a caps cause Brock is just all around better). But I know this is off topic but you both need to get yo dukey boys on the right track. They sure as hell aint playin like 4th in the country. Just letting you know in case you didnt notice

  4. Damn Droth, that really hurts my feelings.

  5. otis says:

    oh no not arod :( once again someone hates on us cause were the best. oh and ou basketball >> duke blake griffin>>> anybody u got. and tyler is gonna wreck yall this week

  6. Todd says:

    HA! Soooooooo happy that ARod got busted. You know, nothing was more sickening than seeing the media diss Bonds’ pursuit of the HR Record. They said “it doesn’t matter if Barry breaks it, because ARod will one day claim the record. And we just KNOW he’s clean.”

    AHNT!

    So much for their golden boy.

    Barry Bonds approves of this report, BTW.

  7. Otis only speaks when Duke losses..starting to see that trend. where were you when Duke was #1? As I said, Duke is who we thought they were. OU is Duke lite. The better Jeff Capel does there, the closer he is to leaving that place for….drum roll….DUKE!

    Todd, I agree wholeheartedly. ha

  8. I wish Junior had been healthy his whole career. Then we would all be saying “A-Rod Who?” and “Barry What?” (And for the record, Barry’s agent can stop letting us all know Barry’s still available. HE ISN’T. We retired him. Send that memo to your client and stay off my SportsCenter.)

    Pitchers and catchers, I will see you next week fellas.

  9. B wheels, missed you player. where you been?

  10. joe baren says:

    rodriguez wife is hot!

  11. joe baren says:

    fuck! how sexy

  12. joe baren says:

    i want to rape her

  13. lingerie says:

    Wow, she is hot.

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