Evidence that our nation is in shambles and at the same time the best place on earth.  I give you the varying iterations of the stanky leg.  Let’s lay the foundation first:

Ignorant arse Soljah Boy Tell Em wanna be mofos.  Jeez.  I actually hope you didn’t watch that video.  But you should watch this one [...]

The animal battle royale is still not a reality, but that isn’t going to stop me from constructing the entire field and getting it ready for when the day comes.  I’m going to have to start out like the UFC.  Setting up underground battles in old VA halls and high school gyms with a rat [...]

Brothers skydiving?  Really?

That ain’t right.  First of all, I’m not doing anything where my entire weight is supported by my junk.  Second, I’m not doing any activity where I’ve got a grown man strapped to my back.  Finally, I never do an activity where, if I die, people would say, “that stupid asshole shouldn’t have [...]

This Drake cat is from Canada, which for most would be strike one.  Then he’s been described as the next Will Smith….hmm, strike two.  Plus he’s kind of on some rapper, actor, Kanye interpretational sh*t…..for most, that’s a strike three.  But if Kanye is what Wyclef was supposed to be, then this cat is pretty [...]

It has been a rough week for Tim Geithner, the Treasury Department and the U.S. Government.  Barack Obama continues to go hard every chance he gets.  The man just lays his plan out and dares someone to say something different.  But the man is starting to need some backup.  Barack picked a guy who is [...]

…do you?

How about now?  Let us pray.
- Anonymous

We might need to start an Us Versus Them game show behind this one.  I welcome you all to “Name that Tail!”.  The challenge begins now…

Good lawd.  This young lady knows what she’s working with here.  She’s grabbing her own ass and dropping it right up into the booty crease.  I feel like there is [...]

According to the Po Po’s yes.  Remember this cat?

Yeah, me too.  Supposedly he has to lay his hands on a chick after he dropped $1,000 and almost got his tongue bitten out of his head.  Hard to find an honest ho these days I suppose.  And yes, I peeped that terrible super cloth foolishness in [...]

Some things never get old.  After all, who can forget this:

Man, it’s always the explosive, athletic tail that really sticks that landing.  Anyway, we here at UvT can’t get enough.  So here’s our obligatory picture of Badu’s ass in public.  It really never gets old.

Ha, jeez.  The key to Badu is that she knows what [...]

Everyone is getting down with the Unintentional Porn, sporno game now.  I always wondered what they did in Spring practice…

You know…Unintentional Porn is supposed to be something that was not in fact weirdly sexual already.  In most pictures, it is because something looks funny because of a bad camera angle.  I can’t think of any [...]

Duke got their asses Druuuuuuuuuug, the hell up out of the spot by Nova last night.  I mean, I think we got one open shot all night.  The CBS feed I was watching cut away from the game we were getting so blown out.  I mean did we reallywant Lance Thomas to have the ball [...]

I guess yesterday was an Us Versus Them type of day.

get back!
-Brock

Well damn.  I almost started a riot yesterday with young Melissa S.  I realize that I might be tainted, because I’ve seen her shake it like this.  Of course is is impossible not to watch Asia Nitollano whenever that video comes on.  But I see I need to bring the thunder, so I’m doubling down [...]

The Unintentional Porn gods have truly looked down on us with favor tonight.  This might be the best haul yet.  What do you get when you mix unintentional Porn with sports?  Sporno!

I didn’t know the old man still had it in him.  (Side note…when cats are hitting it from the back, do they really come [...]

I’ve already told you about my fantasy of throwing an animal kingdom Battle Royale.  I’m still going to do that shit too, just as soon as I get 64 animals and an arena.  Sure, PETA might be on my ass, but I’m not lying about it so no Mike Vick for your boy.
Now I never [...]

We’ve covered the variety of ways that Facebook is evil, but this one should bring it all together.  Remember back in the day before digital pictures?  Back when if you actually got a hold of a picture and ripped it up, it was gone?  I mean completely gone.  No one ever went back to actually [...]

I’m completely convinced that most reality TV shows have straight ringers dropped in to make sure things turn out right.  Flavor of Love?  Drop in some actual strippers and hoes to keep things jumpin.  Survivor?  Drop in a few unofficial outdoorsmen to make sure these fools don’t end up sleeping outside huddled under some leaves [...]

There is a website called Wordle that creates a tag cloud out of anything.  Here is Us Versus Them over the past few days.

I’m trying to do it for the whole life of the site.  I have to imagine Tail would be much more prominent.  I like how certain words show up together.  “Dack level [...]

This is damn hilarious.  One thing that’s for certain, after this, everybody is going to be feeling like a Black Republican.

Haaaaaaaaaaa  Dude, my boy DHater has to love this.  I mean, this is really that GOP heat.  I love it!
“Da Democrats got the swagga right now, swagga right now, swagga-swagga right now”
- Lake

I guess it’s true what they say, when it rains, it hurricanes.  A Rod just got outed for f*cking with hoes.

Look, the more I reset it back to Ashley Dupre, the more I realize that she really was a decent piece of tail for Eliot.  Let’s review a bit.

haaaaa, boy, this was back in the [...]

I know this is why people like this chick and I get that Keyshia Cole is basically a better looking carbon copy of the “this is where I’m from” faction of the keeping it real crowd, but really?

That hood matrix look aint right at all.  I mean, it’s really wrong.  Like Remy Ma wrong.  UvT [...]

Wow, I guess we know how that Dick Cheney got in that wheelchair.

Not sure if anyone else saw this on 60 Minutes last night, but Barack really laid out Dack Cheney and the entire GOP ideology regarding detention of hostiles and torture.  I knew he was going to get at Dack when he said “SURE” [...]

Usually, Man Up Monday is about someone who has already messed up.  This time I’m getting it in early.  Sure, some people think I should have busted out the Man Up Monday on the boys in blue two weeks ago when Carolina hammered us…again.  But I wasn’t ready.  Since then we’ve won five games in [...]

Now it’s time to stand up and be counted people.  The legends of UvT have haunted these electronic halls for almost two years.  Plenty of your ran your smack, talked your shat, even tried to convince me you had the mind of this fellow.

Oh you had plenty to say when Duke lost.  Didn’t say much [...]

Sorry about this, because in many ways I’m a prisoner trapped in my own mind, but don’t tell me you aren’t thinking the exact same thing once you peep this pic:

I mean, am I right or am I right?  And yes ladies, I know yall know how to nip, tuck, hide and reshape as good [...]