There are certain things that a man shouldn’t do.  Plastic surgery is probably one of them.  Look, I’m sure there are lots of guys that have done it, but if you go in for the shirt, don’t let them sell you the pants, the shoes, and the jacket…ya feel me?

Well one man did, and it ain’t right.  Peep Sports Reporters regular, Bob Ryan.

See, guys get a lot more leeway than ladies for what is acceptable as they age.  Bob is a freaking writer that gets to be on TV sometimes.  Come on the guy isn’t trying to hold on to a movie career here.  But look what he did to himself.

Yikes.  It looks like he’s wearing a Bob Ryan mask.  They didn’t even tighten up his neck game…I guess that is phase two.  What was this guy thinking?  His face looks like you could bounce a quarter off of it.  His eyebrows make him look like he is really interested in whatever he’s talking about.  You know how people take a picture of who they want to look like when they hit a plastic surgeon?  We’ll in another Us Versus Them exclusive, we’ve got a copy of the picture that Bob Ryan took with him.

They actually got it mostly right.

-Brock