Well, I guess the religious nuts and GOP society hell in a hand basket freaks were right all along.

And no, this is NOT an example of Us vs. Them.  Goodness.   Lord Jesus, PLEASE, come back, not now, but RIGHT NOW and save these fools from themselves.

Because there is some unholy sh*t (forgive me J, but [...]

Ok, I’ve had enough of swine flu talk.  At first I was worried that someone was messing with my delicious ribs, but then Brock told me it’s just some mutant virus that used to be among the pigs, but somehow jumped up onto some Mexicans.  And yall know somewhere, no, everywhere, there are religious nutjobs [...]

As always, I’m not sure where this link came from, but trust me it’s stuff that you’ll want to put on that ipod and it’s definitely safe.  No shade on our downloads (well, they aren’t really ours).  Enjoy.
April Mix 1
1. Yung LA – Futuristic Love (Elroy) (Feat. Ricco Barrino) 4:07
2. Fabolous – Throw It In [...]

Now, before yall say it, I do recognize that this movie is largely terrible.  I mean, sure, it’s entertaining in spots, but it’s pretty off key generally speaking.  There was that one decent part, which has been sampled on a bunch of rap albums, where dude keeps on saying “I don’t give a f*ck.” [...]

Everyone knows I love the kids, hell, I’ve got at least 6 or 8 of ‘em myself, but sometimes the little buggers need a nice swift arse kicking.  This is one of those times:

haaaaaa, f*cking terrible.  Look, some songs don’t lend themselves to two part harmony choral arrangement.  And let’s face it, when you’re rolling [...]

It may seem sort of repetitive at this point, but I just had to post these pics of Mel B.

I’m just wondering how she does it.  How is it that she’s 30 something, with two kids running around, rocking a body like that.  I mean, she’s the LeBron James of bikini bodies.

And while that super [...]

When it rains it pours I guess.  Remember back in the day when the GOP was on top?

Remember?  I know you do.  George W had just stole an election out of Florida:

Cats were getting all “You aint patriotic if you question my policies, don’t forget 9/11, did I mention 9/11″ on dat ass too.

Well, damn.  [...]

Damn homey, I’ve heard of a ride or die chick, but I’ve never seen a chick that stays down with her man when were actually talking about him killing her.

Damn.  Is this how they do it now?  I remember the good old days when you knew a chick was down if you committed a crime [...]

Now there are plenty of places that you can get the nude pics of Jessica Biel from Powder Blue.  There can’t be a worse feeling than agreeing to appear as a topless stripper in a movie, the first time you show your J’s on film…and end up getting that joint released STRAIGHT to DVD.  Ouch.  [...]

Not as good as d*ck in a box, but very very funny in its own right:

This cat is f*cking hilarious.  Luckily this condition isn’t an issue for me, but I’ve heard through the grapevine that plenty of cats legitimately need to rock that permanent condom to save their gear from dacknastyness.
- Lake

Damn.  It must be tough out here in these streets.  Reid Flair was just arrested for driving while impaired and the cops found him packing heroin.  That’s right, smack, dope, china white, black tar, that high ball.

How many cats out there are really on that stuff?  I mean NFL players are getting busted with crack.  [...]

We haven’t heard much from Allison Stokke at the next level.

Sure, she was hype in high school.  She was the next big thing.  But let’s face it, she failed to produce at the college level once she got up in there with some real bad arse chicks.

And if she can’t compete in college, how is [...]

I love food.  I’m always hungry and I will always eat if given the option.  That wasn’t enough to get me into KFC for a free piece of that weird looking grilled chicken.  Here’s the thing, sometimes delicious food can be taken to a whole ‘nother level if you just push it one step further.  [...]

Maaayne, I feel bad for this cat Jayson Williams:

First he went and killed his damn limo driver on some bullsh*t. By the way, and just as an aside, is it just me or does his lawyer even think this cat has gone too far?  He’s really got that nilla please look on his face.  haa

Then [...]

Damn, it doesn’t take long does it?  The Detroit Pistons got the Championship back in 2004.  Got to the Eastern Conference Championships 5 or 6 times in a row and dominated a relatively weak Eastern Conference for most of this decade.  They were the poster child for the team with no stars, although 4 out [...]

This post caused the most devastating internal struggle ever here at Us Versus Them.  One one hand…I have an obsession with tasers.  Ever since the Don’t Tase Me Bro video, I’ve openly campaigned for every possible tasing to be videotaped because it offers endless entertainment.  On the other hand, somehow this dude found a way [...]

There is rich…then there is stupid rich.  Rich people might have a few houses and a few hot cars.  Richard Branson owns an island, his own airline, and machines that can take your ass into outer space.  Seriously, dude owns spaceships.

I don’t know what I would do if I was rich.  It would be a [...]

Dudes don’t really have a “pose” when they take a flick.  They just get together and rock a picture.  The ladies are different.  They find one way they look good, and they stick with it.  The only problem with that is that someone can grab a stack of them off of your facebook page, stack [...]

Hey, I told Brock I’d write something today.  Then I get hemmed up prepping for my trip to Jamaica No Problem tomorrow.  Yes, those of you that know me know that I just got back from Dominican Republic last month…  Yep and then it’s Paris in June.  That’s how an extra (extra) light skinned player [...]

I’m not sure why I didn’t watch this show.  I mean, friends told me to peep it.  They said it was great.  I just couldn’t get there.  I turned it on once and they were doing some terrible “Do you know you’re man” nonsense.  It didn’t move me, so I moved on.  But tonight I [...]

Dude, I can’t believe after all these years KFC done gone KGC…that doesn’t even sound right.

Really, Kentucky grilled chicken?  What, the Colonel suddenly got a conscience or something?

Let me just enumerate a fraction of the issues I have with Kentucky going b*tch on the preparation of their birds.
1.  Aren’t they about 15 years late on [...]

Let’s see…about eight months late and a pile of rhythm short, the UK did a “spontaneous” version of single ladies with 100 women in Piccadilly Circus.

I guess the “spontaneous” part of this whole thing is the fact that these chicks never practiced together.  I mean, were they all listening to their own version of the [...]

Man I hate the “made for TV” version of anything.  I hate edited music, I hate edited movies, I hate when they edit tv shows.  Sure, we’ll hit the curse word threshold every now and again and hit Us Versus Them with a “fack” or some “shat” or the occasional “b*tch”, but in general Us [...]

Showing that he can read a recruiting report and watch a McDonald’s All-American game as easily as anyone else, Gerald Henderson has reportedly made the decision to forgo his senior year at Duke and try his luck in the NBA lottery.

From the looks of his face, it looked like a gut wrenching decision.  Nah, look, [...]

This story is crazy.  I’ve heard of cats that need to step their pimp game up, but this one might take the cake.  Some poor 11 year old girl in South Bend, Indiana walked in to the bathroom on the local Taco Bell and busted in on four people going at it.

Look, I like head [...]