Non-Breaking News: Oscar De La Hoya Retires
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Oscar De La Hoya announced his retirement from boxing on Monday.

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That’s funny, I thought he retired four months ago…

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Yeah, that was the moment right there.  It is so funny how boxers don’t know they are done until they catch that last ass whoopin.  Even then, they might not know it until they catch a few ass whoopins.

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Damn, Holy?  Why are you mad?  I wasn’t even talking about you.  I could have been talking about someone else.

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Damn, even Barack Obamo is hating on ol Roy…ha!

Look Oscar, you didn’t retire, you got retired. Okay?  Oh, and don’t think that I don’t think you wouldn’t come back if Floyd called you out for another payday fight.

Now you can follow up on your modeling career.

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Yeah…and I’ll continue to pull those pics out of the archives as long as I can.

-Brock

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5 Responses to “Non-Breaking News: Oscar De La Hoya Retires”

  1. Yeah, I yawned on this one too although HBO kinda got my hopes up last week when they went ringside with the Golden Boy to talk about the future. (PS Winky Wright done been retired too. Somebody get him the memo.)

  2. Gabby says:

    This is bull shit.And you know it. De La Hoya is the bestt!!!!

  3. Wlodarczyk says:

    Is that pic real?

  4. Brock Hardon says:

    Yes, Yes it is. Sad, isn’t it?

  5. alfredo says:

    chicano power

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