No, I’m serious.  Greg Paulus, formerly of Duke Basketball fame, could be your starting Quarterback next year.

Exactly.  And I don’t know what’s worse about this story, the fact that Pauly is trying to go fantasy land on his college experience or the fact that he truly might be the best option you guys got!

It’s kind of interesting actually, Pauly seems to show up precisely when dynasty programs are on their way down.  But this time, you can’t blame Greg (unlike in the Duke situation)… Nah, Greg is far from your biggest problem in Ann Arbor.  This is your problem:

haaaa, not to mention this dude.

Anyway, I don’t really get this move for Greg, but you can’t say dude doesn’t have balls.  I mean, why go to a declining program like Michigan that’s probably going to lose a lot next year anyway, just so you can be the face of not one but two monumental collapses.  Suddenly, 15 years from now, cats will be talking about Greg P the Program killer.

And don’t get me wrong, I’m sure Greg P had some game, but football isn’t a plug and play activity.

You need to work on your craft, learn the system and then, come on in and perform.  Greg is out here like it’s pick up in the sand lot.  Only, he’s going to facing some of the most demanding fans in America…AGAIN…so his margin for error will be like zero.

Why Michigan?  Since dude only has one more year of eligibility, why not go to a spot where you can just work on your craft en route to an NFL career?  I mean, Elon College comes to mind or maybe you could kick it with Zeke and the fellas down at FIU..oh, I know, you can go to the worst big program in America, Syracuse, and play the role of the native son coming home.

But Michigan dont’ make no sense.  Anyway, one thing I will say about Greg P, dude has heart.  He aint no beeyatch and he does have the nuts to step in and try to be the best.  Sadly, Rudy was just a movie.  I mean, let’s face it, even Coach K, a cat who has put up with far worse cats than Greg P, was looking like this by Greg’s senior year.

At any rate, I don’t know who needs who more, Michigan or Paulus.  I hate to say it, but I do see that looming disaster on the horizon.

But better that than the slow cooking, left to rust on the bench, extreme makeover ice out Greg got last year from Coach K.  I mean, if you’re going to go down, at least do it in flames, right Mike?

Yeah, I own know neither.

- Lake