Yo UvT. We’ve got an entry in the Twitter Tees contest. Here’s the tweet from earlier in the playoffs.
Brock is pretty sure that LeBron is in the Matrix. I’m waiting for him to D someone up by just holding out his hand and saying “stop”.
9:08 PM May 5 by @uvtblog
Hit the link to vote here.
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For some reason Jabba the Hutt slave girl outfit Princess Leia is a notorious geek dream. I was more of an Oola guy (even as a kid I knew that chick was thick – before she got eaten by that slobber monster thing that is). Well, for all the geeks out there I give you [...]
Lake said last week when Jermaine Dupri revealed his ridiculous pits to the world that he didn’t advocate manscaping, but apparently the manscaping is more popular than we thought. Look, I trim the hedges every once in a while, I don’t want anyone getting anything caught in their teeth getting scared of the jungle, but [...]
Ashley Madison is a matchmaking agency for people who are already married. Their motto is “life is short. Have an affair”. Peep the picture from the front of the site.
Now, I understand the dude in this picture peeping this website and thinking this looks like a good idea, but what about the chick? Do women [...]
I’m a music aficionado. I love it. You might not like what I like, but I know what I like. There is room for everything. I’m from the ATL, the home of the Bankhead bounce and snap music, so I will listen to a song for just a hot beat. I ain’t gonna lie, I [...]
…Because Sega thought this was reasonable.
I remember a guy telling me that the 32X was the future. Apparently the future only had 5 games.
-Brock
P.S. That new Punch Out is just right. Old school feel. All I need is an unlockable Mike Tyson and all will be right with the world.
As much as I love fighting there is always something about it that bothered me, that really makes fighting different from all other sports. For team sports, you can prepare, and try to be the best, but if you suck one night, people will notice but you can still potentially win. There are solo sports, [...]
Just bringing some more crew based humor to the site. The group of guys we hang out with often say how someone “didn’t get it,” meaning they’re either perplexed, pissed, terrified, or really disappointed. Anyway, I’ll probably throw a few didn’t get its up from time to time when I see them, but here are [...]
I do like these commercials, but are there any more acting jobs out there for cats who look like these dudes?
I must admit, it is funny when that dude tries to cover up his face with the beer glass. Ha. This commericial isn’t as good:
Terrible. Damn man. First you see Meadow Soprano in Lifetime movies [...]
What in the hell are you doing with this old woman?
It was one thing back in the day when she was mature woman hot. But what could your excuse be now? Like Scarface said about Elvira, “she can’t have no kids mang.” I just don’t get it. You do knwo you’re Ashton Kutcher, right? I [...]
The only thing I can give to the Cavs is my condolences:
Because it’s over pimpin…
Sorry OSU Will, but maybe your boy Terrell Pryor will bring some joy to the great state of Ohio.
Mike Brown fired in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…..
- Lake
This is just a great video of Floyd Mayweather v. Brian Kenny. Hey, I didn’t even know this dude’s name until Floyd started blowing him up. That mean mug Floyd laid on Kenny was crazy. I love it. Enjoy.
Maaaayne, this Floyd v. Manny Pac-Man is going to be a monster. UvT loves Floyd.
- Lake
Damn Michael Jackson can’t catch a break. I mean this guy is basically self banned from America. He got sued by some Prince in Dubai that will force him to make a private Michael Jackson album. He sold out a concert in London, but something ain’t right on that joint, now his co-star from the [...]
Some websites just get it right. This one is a killer. I can tell by just walking down the street that about 70% of the people I pas just aren’t right. But now I have confirmation. Peep this material from Awkward Family Photos.
Look, Brock loves the kids too, but a grown man doesn’t need to [...]
See, I can’t go a week without a brother losing his damn mind. This might be the worst one ever though.
He better be wearing those glasses because he was born blind and raised thinking he was white. But dammit, even if that was true some real asshole got him that “Got Rope?” t-shirt. Barack might [...]
When I saw they were adding a fourth judge to American Idol this season, I saw a chick with dark hair and thought nothing more than “Insurance Policy in case Paula goes crazy”. Honestly, she didn’t add that much. UNTIL LAST NIGHT. Look, American Idol is only good when people are making complete jackasses of [...]
Not sure if cats have heard that new Eminem album, The Relapse. I have. Uh, there are some hot joints on there no doubt. And Em is going to always have lyrics. But overall, I could do without it. It’s decent to rock in the gym, but nothing more. Why can’t Em come out with [...]
I’ve always said that American Idol was rigged.
Some of my friends, don’t think so, but they still put their teeth under their pillows for the Easter Bunny too. At any rate, I’m watching the American Idol finale with the lady and I see them announce Kris Allen as the winner.
Ha What? Kris Allen can’t hold [...]
Have you ever met someone who thinks about something so much they end up tricking themselves into a completely ridiculous decision. Lake and I call that the classic double think. Well I’ve never seen one this ridiculous. I guess there is some website called “mom logic”, which runs the title “Real Stories. Real Advice. Real [...]
Now I don’t know why this took so long. We get the damn LOLCats and all sorts of ridiculous internet nonsense. But there is finally in internet trend that is doing something productive for society and it all started with one visionary, industrious woman.
This not so young Russian lady took a picture of herself “face [...]
Quiznos must be getting their asses kicked by the 5 Dollar Footlong at Subway because they are getting downright desperate. First, they introduce their “torpedo” sandwich for $4. Get it? They have a $5 sandwich, we have a $4 sandwich. Toasty! They started getting loose when they made their Torpedo ads into semi-homoerotic food porn. [...]
This is TRULY a classic. Robert Townsend is the forerunner to Dave Chappelle, Lake Arlington, The Wayans and all the other hot sketch comedy writers. Yall gotta peep this. Perfectly executed.
That John Witherspoon has been around a minute too. Ha.
- Lake
Now I don’t know if it was the Pink Mafia or Bad Boy Entertainment, but Yung Joc got his skirt pulled up in the last 48 hours. Ha
I mean, this fool was out here talking about outing a DL rapper, banging out midget skrippers, snorting coke with a dog and getting bitten up by Katt [...]
As all of you know, I’m not a big fan of tattoos.
I mean, unless you’re out there in Iraq, literally fighting for your life with your boys, I can’t see putting anything representative symbol on my body that can never come off.
I honestly just don’t get it. And on women? Well, tats can be sexy..I [...]
