Geeks! Shield Your Keyboards!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, May 29th, 2009

For some reason Jabba the Hutt slave girl outfit Princess Leia is a notorious geek dream.  I was more of an Oola guy (even as a kid I knew that chick was thick – before she got eaten by that slobber monster thing that is).  Well, for all the geeks out there I give you your ultimate fantasy.  A gaggle of Princess Leia’s…in their slave girl outfits…HAVING A PILLOW FIGHT.

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Talk about things that never happen.  First of all women don’t actually get naked and have pillowfights.  Second, how the hell did they find this many women to put this outfit on.  Now we need to fulfill my fantasy…Group Angle 2?

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Damn, worst angle 2 ever, but I appreciate the effort.

How about a close up?

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Aw damn.  There is some pure trickery going on here.  These chicks are like professional basketball cheerleaders.  They look good from afar, but far from good.  We’re going to have to put this in UvT vision.

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Now you know what I really think.  R2D2 is pimpin though.

-Brock

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9 Responses to “Geeks! Shield Your Keyboards!”

  1. Slick Jefferson says:

    what about the one just to the left of the “moms”? she’s blinking in the shot, but she may be working with a little something.

  2. DMC says:

    Ouch! Rude! I am not that ugly!

  3. Brock Hardon says:

    are you in the picture? Which one?

  4. DMC says:

    Yes I am. The one you marked as Hail Naw. By the way that picture is in the 2009 Oct Issue of Hustler.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/69578182@N00/4360705467/in/pool-65038850@N00

  5. Brock Hardon says:

    Hey, bad angle. When I’m wrong, I’m wrong. I’ll have to give you some love on the front page.

  6. DMC says:

    Thank you!

    Oh and it’s the 2008 issue not 2009.

  7. DMC says:

    OH and you are right that picture you have is a very bad angle. Maybe this one is a bit better?

    http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z234/maumi_album/pictures163.jpg

  8. Brock Hardon says:

    That is much better. A name? “DMC”? “aeris”? You’ve definitely given me plenty of material now.

  9. DMC says:

    Aeris is my English Bulldog’s name. Dena is my.

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