As all of you know, I’m not a big fan of tattoos.
I mean, unless you’re out there in Iraq, literally fighting for your life with your boys, I can’t see putting anything representative symbol on my body that can never come off.
I honestly just don’t get it. And on women? Well, tats can be sexy..I will admit that. But only in that “youz a ho” kind of way. Not in that I want to wife that up and make that (and her f*cking tatted up body that can no longer rock attractive dresses) my lady. Anyway, here’s another case of when getting a tat goes wrong. Jermaine Dupri:
Dude.. what are you thinking? First of all, Janet Jackson has been married three or four times as is, so you know she don’t keep a man decade to decade. You’re just a stop off kid. So why would you tat her up on your body? Second, why do you have the tat up under your under arm piece? Pit all sweatin’ on Janet, that’s just nasty. And finally, dude, if you’re going to show us your “P Whipped” tat, can you at least get the canvass in order a bit? That Tracy Morgan Bird Chest, protruding front porch combo plate aint helping anybody.
And while I’m not in favor of the shaving and “man-scaping,” as I believe it’s affirmatively GAY, maybe in Jer-Mayne’s case it’s better to just go ahead and be gay. I mean, that hair, the condition of your shit and that look on your face, dammit, it’s just not right. None of it. Please, for the love of God, you’re rich. Get a trainer, hire a groomer and whip that mean mug off your face, because tatting yourself up with a chick’s face is not hard. It’s soft. It’s “Welcome to Cat Town.” Alright? Tats suck.
Here’s another reason why. And all you tat enthusiasts are going to be very sorry in 10 years when that wrist tat prevents me from hiring your punk ass.
- Lake
if you must tat, keep it under the shirt.
cats with tattoos need to understand that once you make the decision to go for that full out sleeve, or even better the neck tat, you’ve basically made the decision (and told everyone in the world) that you have no desire to ever work a meaningful job in your life.
“Can I get that supersized” is going to be a very common phrase for you, unless you opt to go the illegal route which in most cases seems to be the logical solution, on some “Fuck it, I’ll just sell weed” typa shit. haha.
-Uncle Ollie
Amen! Dang I was beginning to think i was the only sane person around…I look at Tats as a fad, “in” today may not be “in” a decade later. I mean remember when only motorcyle people were rockin them?…Its like afros going out of style and yo dumbass sittin here in the 09 with a permanent afro. Makes no sense. And like you, I definitely cant think of something THAT important to put on my body. All my cousins are like they want neck tatoos and im like WAT THE HELL…wat about your wedding day. stupid
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