Everyone talks about the recession like it is a bad thing. People losing jobs, housing prices dropping, companies tapping out, it isn’t supposed to be a good thing. I think it is turning up now though. You’ve got to look at the good side of the recession. Maybe your drive to work doesn’t have as much traffic. Maybe you got your crib at low rates. Still don’t have anything? Well, I’ll give you one bright side to people losing their jobs. People with bullshit jobs are getting fired too. The first ones to go? They got fired from the happiest place on earth. That’s right, Disneyland is swinging the hatchet. Mickey is getting gangster.
Don’t feel bad for them though. It really was a B.S. job. Check this. Back in the day, when Disneyworld introduced pictures that were taken as people went down Splash Mountain a new trend emerged. Chicks started lifting their shirts at the “magic” moment, causing the ride to be dubbed “Flash mountain”. So Disney hired people to edit the pics on the fly so the memories you wanted to bring back from Disney didn’t have a wild loose J hovering above your kids head. Well, I guess those jobs are nonessential, because Flash Mountain is back!
Oh the ladies love this one. Check my man though.
He’s having the time of his life. Can you imagine a better ride. I mean the thrill of the big drop, plus one handful of J? That might actually be worth the 40 minute wait. He really timed it all out too so he got a full on grip.
This next one is great.
My man doesn’t look like he’s interested in the ride at all. He just wanted to go cop his feel. Nice.
Don’t get it twisted though. Before you book your tickets and plan to get your Flash Mountain on, know this…
It ain’t all good people, It ain’t all good.
-Brock
Uggghhh! Triflin chicks, stupid Y-chromosome carriers. Glad I’d already finished my morning coffee.
In the pic 2nd from bottom…
The titties look right, but dude doing the groping looks like a fuggin date rapist…
Seriously, there are so many things wrong with my dudes get up.
Above the knee denim shorts? check.
extra aggresive tinted prescription lenses? check.
curly top fade? check.
am I seeing a duck tail? HAHAHA.
Thats either a duck tail or a croakie (that strap that keeps your glasses hangin around your neck). Either way, definitely naddagoodlook.
Man, dude hit the jackpot cause polka dot girl is right.
And that last photo… damn. just damn. If you’re gonna get your cheap thrill on by flashing the camera, make sure your 8 year old daughter isn’t riding shotgun.
Parents…
-Ollie
My man on the farrrr left looks like he may be breaking rule no. 1. In a very major way.
+offtopic
I come to the profressionals: Brock & Lake for help on this issue….
http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/05/i-hereby-renounce-my-american-citizenship
is photoshop really this good?
@BLAZE ridiculous tail pieces are NEVER off topic here. I’ll have to further examine this one. It is either photoshop or these cats literally have a flock of young reindeer down there in Panama.
please do, and maybe do a post…just make sure you give a lil credit to TSS (the smoking section)…
Your site, or are you down with em? I’ll give a shout.
Nah not my site, but i go there 20 times a day, much like i come here, i know i dont comment much but i do link a lot of your post on other there and tell them to give utv they respect.