This doesn’t take much analysis, but I just can’t stop looking at these crazy Audrina pictures.
Dude, look at that belly. Is that a Whooper in her hand? I mean, my lord. And you know them Js are real too? Now look, I know she’s not known for any legitimate backside, but the jury is back. [...]
We never really got at ol girl who ended up with 64 stars tattooed on her face. You know the funniest thing about kids telling lies? Everyone with half an ounce of sense knows that they are obviously lying. You can’t fall asleep while someone tattoos your face. Not unless you are high, drunk, or [...]
Oh man. Now I know why people say technology is going to bring on the apocalypse. I should have known when they came out with 3D SuperBowl Commercials that porn couldn’t be far behind. Look the porn industry should have gone to HD, much less 3D. Peep this video examining the phenomenon. (A 1 on [...]
Damn Homey, at 3:15 you were the maaaaan homey, what happened to you? It took three and a half games of the Confederations Cup for me to start believing in the USA National team. I was flying around my crib after every goal with the wings out like I was in South Africa blowing my [...]
If there’s anyone out there who has enjoyed a flexible lady, they know what I’m talking about. Now I’m not saying all yall needed to be like this:
Though it’d be nice. But you could work on your skills. You don’t want your man resorting to other options.
Nah, but a flexibility does matter.
I mean, you can [...]
Yesterday in a whirlwind of international news breaking, Farrah Fawcett died, MJ died, Mark Sanford makes the worst press conference ever and apologizes to his side chick before his wife and children while this turrible chick in the background openly mocks him:
Damn. Who is that chick? I hope she didn’t work at the state house [...]
I don’t remember an NBA Draft that has had this much action around it. I thought 2010 was supposed to be the wild free agent season…you know when the Knicks get LeBron (AHNT). But going into the draft, players started flying all over the place. The Spurs picked up Richard Jefferson. ATL got Jamal Crawford. [...]
Damn, that is messed up. We’re Rocking Off the Wall all day at UvT HQ tomorrow.
That’s right, we’re going old school.
Michael Jackson Albums are already dominating iTunes right now. Thriller might go ahead and break back into the Billboard top 20 this week.
-Brock
Clearly I have fallen down on the job and not stepped up and done my duty to smack another Republican in the mouth piece.
But I’ve honestly been busy with other pressing matters. But when the pictures of the purported “Latin Heat” came out, I had to drop what I was doing and just run [...]
The GOP can’t catch a break. I’m almost starting to feel bad for them. But this just keeps getting worse. For the people who aren’t buying the B.S. that Sarah Palin is selling for 2012, they were trying to prop up a new hero to roll into the next election. They tapped the Governor of [...]
Now I’ve never been a big Vanessa Minnillo dude. She’s a cute girl but other than that picture of her and Lindsay Lohan playing with knives, I’ve never really found her intriguing. Although, knives and sex faces? I at least want to know more about a young lady that thinks those two things go together. [...]
While Coach K continues to line his fat pockets with endorsement deals, commercial dollars and shoe contracts. While K keeps stacking up civic awards, idiot commentary toward the president and other achieving hoops programs and YES winning gold medals, the Duke Basketball Program is in a FUCKING FREE FALL!!!
Dear Coach K and Coach K Jr. [...]
I’m a staunch believer in evolution. Darwin was that first HNIC for me, Head Nilla in Charge. He really hit the nail on the head when he realized that substandard sh*t would be replaced by better suited versions of their predecessors. The arse is no exception. We (white folks that is) have come a LOOOONG [...]
I’m not sure which country this is from (clearly not the US with all our morality po po’s running wild), but I want to move there:
Wow. I’m usually a “no two exposed dacks in one room” kind of guy, but that’s just wild.
- Lake
——————–UPDATE—————–
Drinking out of the same bottle…that’s disgusting!
-Brock
I guess stuntin really is a habit for Mr. Brown.
I like it. Hey, you gotta love a cat who whoops ass, goes on vacation and wins. Remember this (days after that Rihanna smashities)?
And it’s only right. Perhaps it’s a sad commentary on our legal system, but ass whoopins rarely land a person in jail. Oh [...]
I know when a good sex tape is around the corner.
Wow.. Like I said, who in the hell is Leighton Meester? Oh yes, the chick who is allegedly giving a dude a “foot job” on tape! Now, I’ve never gotten a footjob. ha And quite honestly, I don’t think I want one.
But anyway, I took [...]
Hey, I’m no prude, we know this, but something about this commercial aint right. I can’t tell if it’s racist, sexist, ignant or just f*cking nasty, but I saw it on tv today and it just didn’t sit right with me.
Geez. Not ole girl dippin her strawberry into his, uhhh, belly button (?) and getting [...]
I don’t really know her music. My fellow nilla in blogging Oliver Wrist first put me on. I tried to ignore it. But now I gotta admit it. This chick, who is shockingly of American stock (I figured she was some euro trash freak), has some real deal thick white woman whooty ass that needs [...]
First off, what kind of name is Will I Am? AHHHHHHNT. That’s fucking terrible. I thought I needed to preface any comment with that revelation. That’s actually a worse name than “Perez Hilton”…. Anyway, this whole “debate” pretty much comes down to the scoreboard. Here’s the score.
Dude, there is just something about an unanswered punch [...]
Those of you who follow the Us Versus Them Twitter feed know that this weekend I figured out why Father’s day is messed up. So here it is, the middle of June, a day when Fathers are supposed to be honored and what better way to do that than to get some high quality food, [...]
Defense wins championships, and it takes a whole team to win. So the Lakers won the Championship on Sunday and the whole team was there to celebrate. Mean I really love the Lakers. Now that is a real team. Guys all working together to achieve a common goal. Everyone jumps in the trenches together where [...]
As opposed to unintentional porn that just seems to happen without anyone really trying to do anything nasty, or just too dumb to figure it out. Statue lovin’ is completely different. It is finding a statue and doing inappropriate things with/to it. You know how art is a 2 on the NSFW scale? Well the [...]
I love the ladies. Seriously, I love the ladies. And UvT was designed for the people, so we’re not trying to get you content filtered out there. So Lake and I are constantly walking that fine line between comedy and full on wildness. When we started getting ad pitches from full on porn peddlers, we [...]
I never understood how Tim Sylvia got the belt. Sure, the guy is 6′8″ and I assume that he has some athletic skills beyond that, but he looks like a complete goofball in the ring.
I mean look at that dude. Double knee braces, knock kneed, he’s a clown. Every time I start to question why [...]
