The internets era has allowed athletes to have unprecedented access to self promotion.  Shaq is on Twitter.  Chris Bosh was making hilarious videos of himself asking for All Star votes.  And for some reason in the NFL, you can get paid by making crazy videos of yourself jumping over things.

First up, Adrian Wilson going over a 66-inch bar.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vL19q8yL54

That was impressive, super high, in control.  He’s a two time pro bowler for the Cardinals.  Looks good, but what about the big fellas?

Peep Jarron Gilbert:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXDSPbZ_OUw

That’s a Defensive End right there jumping out of a pool.  That video probably pulled him forward two rounds and earned him an extra milli.  nice work big fella.

But this one takes the cake, for style, creativity, and most importantly, having a gang of boys who talk a lot of shit.  You’ve got to hear this rhetoric.  I don’t know who Keith Eloi is, but he’s about to be famous.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGwFCMPO29s

“Dude that jumped out the pool ain’t got nothing on my dog”.  “In his slippers.”

JUMP OUT THE POOL ON THAT!

Of course you should make sure you can actually do anything you try.  Otherwise you could end up playing yourself like my man here.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soyZpc9nIz8

He caught that lip something nasty.  Jumping over stuff is like a magic trick, only do it once.

-Brock