DEBACLE!!! ELLIOT WILLIAMS IS LEAVING DUKE!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

While Coach K continues to line his fat pockets with endorsement deals, commercial dollars and shoe contracts.  While K keeps stacking up civic awards, idiot commentary toward the president and other achieving hoops programs and YES winning gold medals, the Duke Basketball Program is in a FUCKING FREE FALL!!!

Dear Coach K and Coach K Jr. Jr. aka Wojo and Chris Collins:

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Nice work assholes.

You have officially lost control of this ship and now should be removed.  I don’t care what anyone says.  It’s time for a change.  These guys are incapable of running this basketball program.

HELP US JEFF CAPEL…YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE!!!!!

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F*CK!

- Lake

————————UPDATE————————–

Actually, Coach K is working on a reverse integration play.  As opposed to the “Glory Road” story where Texas Western started the first all-black starters in NCAA history, Coach K is trying to field an all white team in modern sports.  The movie rights have already been sold, it will be called “Dis-Integration: The story of the Duke Basketball Program”

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-Brock

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5 Responses to “DEBACLE!!! ELLIOT WILLIAMS IS LEAVING DUKE!”

  1. okolepuka says:

    I feel nothing.

    Meanwhile, UNLV is rebuilding and should have a pretty decent year. I give them until next year and they should have a final 4 run. They are now loaded.

    Finally!

  2. otis says:

    sir please dont call for jeff capel cause he now bleeds sooner crimson and cream

  3. JP says:

    All who want to jump ship, there’s the plank. Just don’t try to swim and catch up when K pulls an ACC title out of this team and then locks down the number 1 class in 10. Leave if you want but this joint is protected by those security doors that lock behind your no faith in K-having arses!

  4. ProfessorY says:

    Elliot Williams is leaving because his mom is very sick, and he wants to be closer to her.

    How is that Coach K’s fault again?

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