When I heard this news today I couldn’t believe it. Then, the more I thought about it, I could absolutely believe it. Kimbo Slice, of YouTube fame, of personally destroyed Elite XC fame, of got his ass knocked out by a glorified fluffer fame, has a shot to get into the UFC. This dude is nothing but a semi skilled bruiser that Dana White has publicly dissed on every possible occasion, yet he’s about to throw this guy into his “The Ultimate Fighter” house. Why is that? I’m thinking it is because Dana White is a complete dick.
I mean he is a grade-A, Spencer Pratt level dick. No holds barred, embarrass the hell out of you if you ever spite him, holds a grudge dick. It is actually part of what makes the guy great. He basically has a MMA monopoly and he doesn’t mind using it. Don’t believe me? Remember when the UFC bought PRIDE? Dana systematically broke down all of their legends. Dan Henderson? The man who held two belts got his ass whooped by Rampage Jackson and Anderson Silva. I’m thinking Dana secretly wants him to lose to Mike Bisping too. CroCop got folded over like a book. Heath Herring never wins a damn thing. Big Nog? Big Nah. It’s been crazy. Not to mention what he did to Tito Ortiz.
Tito got his ass kicked by all kinds of people. He just looked old. The dude only looks good when he whoops up on Ken Shamrocks ancient ass. So Kimbo gets his one shot to beat out 15 other guys tournament style and win his way into the UFC. I’m thinking Kimbo thinks he’s this guy.
That badass that ain’t scared of anyone. Meanwhile we all know he is this guy.
The UFC is really trying to stack the deck on this one too. Rashad loses the belt? WHO CARES? He’s still a coach, he’s still fighting Rampage. They know what the people want. They are also ringing up the heavyweights and pulling the semi famous cats. Ex NFLers. Kimbo. Ex WWE. The heavyweights might be slow, but let’s hope they hit hard. They aren’t having the eliminator round because they don’t want some legitimately trained fighter to take one of these guys out. That pretty much guarantees that Dana gets to give his classic, “do you want to be here” speech. He even got Bobby Lashley’s huge ass into the mix. Normally that wouldn’t seem that hype, and I can’t vouch for who this other guy is, but this is impressive.
He has to be on those roids though right? I just realized that the only reason I like Bobby Lashley is because he married fine ass Kristal Marshall.
Damn. She is certified fine.
-Brock
