1.  Like Superman, Dwight Howard has hands of steel

Hey, I like DooooooWight, but homey has LOTS of improvement to do.  He’s crazy athletic, but if it aint a dunk/layup, dude can’t really do much on the offensive side.

2. Steven A. Smith must have been put into witness protection

No doubt, the worst profile in all of sports aint been seen in a minute.  I must admit, I kind of miss the dude.  Hey, it’s all about entertainment to me.  And whether he was calling a European player soft or just getting on Greg Anthony’s nerves, I enjoyed it.

3.  You know your College Basketball program is in crisis when JJ Redick is your best representative in the playoffs

4.  Kobe Bryant has the worst tattoo in all of sports

Look, I know he got caught with his dick in a box, but come on now.  This is your response?  And is that a butterfly atop your wife’s CROWN with a “Vanessa” halo?  Lord Jesus.  I hate to do it, but I’mma need an angle 2 on this:

Lawd.  Who came up with that design?  One of them cablasian babies?  And what has Kobe gotten in return for his illicit Ink Job?

Exactly.  Damn shame.

5.  Skip to my Lou aka Rafer Alston SUCKS

This cat is like a fast JJ Redick, only with no jump shot.  He doesn’t penetrate, can’t shoot, can’t drive unless he’s throwing up that b*llshit runner he loves.  I mean, why is he out there?

Someone call Hot Sauce, AO and the Professor because this cat’s just awful.

6.  This series is OVER

FULL STOP